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It’s Christmas…time for another yuletide log from WrestleCrap Radio!

A Christmas movie with everything – and by everything, we mean soiled pants and kazoos!

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny…FINALLY inducted!

The Dudley Boyz have officially become Dudley Men!

Wish them a big “Mazel Tov” in Headlies!

WWE proves that just because daddy was good at his job doesn’t mean daddy’s little girl is at all deserving of it.

But this time, it’s with elves.

It’s a NEW INDUCTION!

It’s Christmas with Eric Young!

It’s TNA!

It’s TERRIBLE!

It’s…a NEW INDUCTION!

Do you want the RAW Women’s Championship?

You better grab some oven mitts if you want to hold on to this hot potato!

Goldberg won’t follow the script, and neither will I.

So *don’t* read this new induction. I’m going into business for myself.

The Slater Family is having Thanksgiving dinner and you’re invited!

Grab a plate and head on over to Headlies, baby!

This ain’t your daddy’s Hulk Hogan Movie!

Shadow Warriors 2…INDUCTED!

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Induction: The Rusev-Lana-Dolph-Summer Love Trapezoid – The 2015 Gooker Award Winner

59 Submitted by on Thu, 11 February 2016, 20:00
Probably the best thing to come out of the renewed tensions between Russia and the United States* has been the duo of Lana and Rusev. *I can’t think of a second-best thing For a whole year, Rusev and Lana were WWE’s Boris and Natasha, with Rusev as an undefeated, undefeatable, self-styled Hero of the Russian Federation… …and Lana as a Continue Reading...
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Headles: Georgia-Native AJ Styles Given “Evil Foreigner” Gimmick

18 Submitted by on Mon, 08 February 2016, 08:00
Seattle, WA – After much deliberation, WWE officials have decided to go a different route with newcomer AJ Styles’s character. The issue was discussed in a closed-door meeting with Vince McMahon. “This AJ Styles kid is really something,” said McMahon of the 38-year-old, “But who is he?” “Well, Vince, he’s wrestled all over the world with successful stints in both Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Ultimate Warrior’s tape promo

14 Submitted by on Fri, 05 February 2016, 02:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: Is it safe to say that Shawn Michaels does not look thrilled that The Ultimate Warrior is trying to wrap tape around his head, neck n’ body? And that Marty Jannetty is trying desperately to be noticed? This promo is confusing, odd, uncomfortable and might also be crap. Wrestlecrap. You have no idea how much seeing Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The WWE Divas Revolution – 2015 Gooker Award First Runner-Up

81 Submitted by on Thu, 04 February 2016, 20:00
2015, WWE “This is awesome!” Clap clap-clap clap clap clap. “This is awesome!” Clap clap-clap clap clap clap. “This is awesome!” Clap clap-clap clap clap clap. Amazingly enough, this is how the induction you are reading today got its start, with thousands of fans screaming their heads off, thrilled to be witness to what could have been, should have been, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Heel Big Show vs. Face Big Show Set For Wrestlemania

32 Submitted by on Mon, 01 February 2016, 08:00
Birmingham, AL – WWE leadership has announced that the very first match announced will be a feud that has been brewing for over a decade. “This is going to be the biggest Wrestlemania ever,” boasted Vince McMahon to a throng of reporters.  “AT&T Stadium. Arlington, Texas. You know what they say about Texas, don’t you? They say ‘We’re 39th in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Eric Rowan’s Beard A Surprise Entrant In The Royal Rumble

7 Submitted by on Mon, 25 January 2016, 08:00
Orlando, FL – Out of all the surprise entrants in last night’s Royal Rumble match, none were more surprising than Eric Rowan’s beard. The now-sentient beard entered the Rumble to a mixture of stunned silence and muted horror, quietly swishing back and forth down the aisle. The confused look on wrestlers’ faces showed that the beard’s appearance was not common knowledge Continue Reading...
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And the “Winner” Is…2015 Gooker Announced!

161 Submitted by on Sun, 24 January 2016, 08:00
Gooker voting is complete for 2015!!  And it was exceedingly close.  A look at the percentages showed a tie, but looking at the actual votes does in fact give us a winner…by 17 votes! WOW! As it was so close, we will be inducting both the Divas Revolution (as first runner up) and the Rusev-Lana-Dolph-Summer Love Trapazoid (as the official Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Yodelin’ Antonio Cesaro – Yodelayheehoo!!!

36 Submitted by on Thu, 21 January 2016, 20:00
WWE, 2013 Just as the Gooker Award voting wraps up (you have until Friday night!), we are treated as well to the annual Wrestling Observer Awards.  And hey, who would have thunk it? Cesaro, most underrated.  Third time this has happened in a row.  Dave Meltzer, thoughts? “Cesaro, 35, joins Shelton Benjamin as the only person to win this three Continue Reading...
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In Memory Of Iron Mike Sharpe (1951 – 2016)

18 Submitted by on Tue, 19 January 2016, 02:47
WrestleCrap was saddened Monday by the news that “Canada’s greatest athlete,” Iron Mike Sharpe, had passed away. When I started our Jobber Of The Week column here at WrestleCrap over twelve years ago, I don’t think anyone was more requested to be profiled than the man with the loaded forearm pad, Iron Mike. Any wrestling fan who grew up in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: James Storm Now Allowed To Grab Whatever He Wants Out Of The TNA Merch Closet

12 Submitted by on Mon, 18 January 2016, 08:00
Nashville, TN – James Storm’s return to TNA shocked the internet as many believed that his appearances at NXT events would lead to a full-time contract. Details have begun to emerge from Storm’s new contract with TNA including the surprising clause that was the difference maker in his decision. “It all comes down to numbers and being able to feed Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio – Episode 258 with Bill Apter!

6 Submitted by on Thu, 14 January 2016, 22:52
It’s the first WrestleCrap Radio of 2016, and the boys are joined by the legendary Bill Apter!  Pro Wrestling Magazine talk aplenty plus the inside scoop on Bill’s new book, Is Wrestling Fixed? I Didn’t Know It Was Broken! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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Headlies: Nailz Reconnects With Vince McMahon In Prison

5 Submitted by on Mon, 11 January 2016, 08:00
Brooklyn, NY – During his brief stay at a Brooklyn jail, WWE CEO Vince McMahon reconnected with a former employee that he has not seen in almost twenty years. McMahon, who was initially placed under arrest for assaulting an NYPD police officer, was placed into a holding cell with other arrestees. Acknowledging the unspoken rules of prison life, McMahon understood Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Tickets to a WWE rip-off indy event

21 Submitted by on Sat, 09 January 2016, 02:00
Someone posted this poster in the Rip-Off Indy Gimmicks thread on The FAN Forum and I had to share it with you, Crappers! Gotta love Not The Rock who looks nothing like Dwayne Johnson. I’m pretty sure Fake Undertaker… (no, not that one!) is wearing one of those nylon “fake tattoo” sleeve things you can buy at Spencer’s Gifts.  Q: Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A WWF Trivia Game chock full of WrestleCrap, and some NWO cards too!

19 Submitted by on Wed, 06 January 2016, 02:00
Crapper Vincent Besse writes: Today I found this World Wrestling Federation trivia game from 1997! No idea why a WWF product from 1997 uses the old logo instead of the New Generation logo…anyway, it’s a basic trivia game, but to paraphrase Kevin Nash, I’m not here to play. Because you see…this trivia game (which, despite being from 1997, has Diesel on Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Virgilmania unites the universe in WWF Magazine’s tribute to Wrestling Superstar Virgil

20 Submitted by on Tue, 05 January 2016, 02:00
  This is the epic, timeless, and long-overdue “Tribute To Virgil” issue of WWF Magazine from August of 1993. It was a magical time when Virgilmania was sweeping the world over like some kind of gigantic broom! People just could not get enough of Wrestling Superstar(™) Virgil. He was in the middle of his epic 2 year long World Title Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Young Bucks Host “Ringside With Jim Ross”

8 Submitted by on Mon, 04 January 2016, 08:00
San Antonio, TX – Beloved wrestling legend Jim Ross’s seminar this past weekend at the Alamo City Music Hall in San Antonio fell into chaos after an altercation with the event’s hosts, The Young Bucks The Young Bucks, a popular independent wrestling tag team consisting of brothers Matt and Nick, were greeted by the raucous crowd of mostly twenty-somethings with Continue Reading...
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Your Questions Wanted – WrestleCrap Radio to Be Joined by the Legendary Bill Apter!

15 Submitted by on Sun, 03 January 2016, 19:21
This week we are going to be interviewing the legendary Bill Apter!  He has written a great new book out we’re going to discuss and we’ll certainly dive into the legendary APTER MAGS!  But hey, what questions would YOU want answered?  Let us know in the comments section below! The top three questions we receive here (and on Facebook) will not Continue Reading...
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