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The RD & Blade Show: Episode 37!!!

6 Submitted by on Tue, 26 May 2015, 18:41
RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton are here, discussing carnival games, weird potato chips, Fun with Tammy, and yes, the Death of TNA.  Plus a Mrs. Deal Run-in!   Listen Below or Download Here!...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Stone Cold Porcelain Baby Doll

33 Submitted by on Mon, 25 May 2015, 15:00
  From loyal Crapper Romero Superstar: “Baby Stone Cold Steve Austin Porcelin Doll for the bargain price of $110. Endorsed by the World Wrestling Federation, “Satisfaction guaranteed”. I am not satisfied, I hate this doll.” RD: You know the saddest part? I actually have readers that HAVE this thing, and ADMIT to having it. You know, if you just have Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Dixie Carter Knows Best- just listen to her pep talk to the TNA roster.

15 Submitted by on Mon, 25 May 2015, 12:00
In 2010 Dixie Carter addressed the entire TNA roster and essentially chewed them all out for not being good enough and told them that they needed to get behind her and her awesome leadership ability if TNA was ever going to go anywhere. This wasn’t part of an angle or anything, either- they just aired it on TV thinking that it Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A mysterious masked man attacks Earthquake!

5 Submitted by on Mon, 25 May 2015, 02:00
Earthquake is about to polish off a jobber when a mystery man runs in and attacks him, bringing him down! Who is it?! WHO IS IT?!!!! Well, it’s Ed Leslie; who you may know better as Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake. The character wasn’t given a name, but fans eventually called him The Mariner (why?), Furface (WHY?? There is no fur on Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Horny Jim Ross

4 Submitted by on Sun, 24 May 2015, 15:00
Text by Blade Braxton; Email Submissions Here In some rare Mid-South outtakes from the mid-80’s, here’s good ol’ JR talking about engaging in some hanky panky with his former UWF co-worker, Dark Journey. Back then, it seems Jim wasn’t only interested in knocking slobber. He wanted to knock the boots as well....
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Someone Bought This: Forget Stretch Armstrong! We’ve got Stretch Wrestlers!

9 Submitted by on Sat, 23 May 2015, 02:00
In the mid-80’s L.J.N released a series of Stretch Wrestlers: George “The Animal” Steele Hulk Hogan Junkyard Dog King Kong Bundy “Mr. Wonderful” Paul Orndorff “Macho Man” Randy Savage Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat “Rowdy” Roddy Piper If you were a kid in the 70’s (or 90’s) you’ll remember the Stretch Armstrong toy: …where you could pull it and stretch it and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Tuff Talkin’ wrestlers are kind of strange

6 Submitted by on Fri, 22 May 2015, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Toy Biz’s WCW Toys in the final years of the company tended to be more impressive than the WWF toys of the time, but something about these “Tuff Talkin’ Wrestlers” figures seems off. Perhaps it’s the creepy way their mouths move. Also DDP’s figure looks like they made an Enzo Amore toy 15 years too early. Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Scott Steiner’s Freak Show – The Greatest Workout in the History of Man

40 Submitted by on Thu, 21 May 2015, 22:23
Workout DVD, 2009 It was about a year ago that I jumped on the Ice Bucket Challenge bandwagon, and released this video: It was a silly attempt at making folks laugh, and the fact that RD Jr. can be heard giggling in the background throughout it is something that makes me consider it a success.  Of course, others didn’t view Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Fruit Juice carton with Hulk Hogan action shot!

14 Submitted by on Thu, 21 May 2015, 02:00
Check out this vintage WWF Fruit Juice drink carton from 1991.  “10% Real Fruit Juice”? So what’s the other 90% of it, then?! Hmm… Kudos to the people who made this stuff for not using artificial colors, flavors, or preservatives, I suppose. Ooo, there’s an Action Cut-Out on the back? I can’t wait to see what it is! Let’s check Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: TNA’s Early Days – Fat Guys Named ‘Cheex’, Midgets in Trash Cans, Flying Elvises – What More Could You Want??

31 Submitted by on Wed, 20 May 2015, 19:00
  A Special Look Back at the First Days of NWA-TNA   After the WrestleCrap induction of the wrestling penises (or is that pen-i?) known as The Johnsons a couple of weeks back, I have been bombarded with requests for some of the more…how can I put this nicely?…idiotic characters and angles that plagued the first few weeks of NWA-TNA’s Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Goof Troop wrestling episode

3 Submitted by on Tue, 19 May 2015, 22:11
Crapper Paul S. writes: Time for another wrestling cartoon. In this episode of Goof Troop Pete gets talked into taking on a challenge from a masked shooter named “The Incredible Bulk.” As luck would have it Myron, the amiable man behind the mask wants to retire from wrestling and invest his savings in a restaurant. He contractually can’t retire until Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestling Companies Team Up, Release New T-Shirt

7 Submitted by on Mon, 18 May 2015, 08:00
Secret Lair, Atlantic Ocean – The leaders of most of the world’s professional wrestling organizations met in a secret monthly meeting this week to discuss business. the heads of wrestling’s major “families”: The McMahons from WWE, the Carters from TNA, Dorian Rolando of AAA, Paco Alonso of CMLL, Kaname Tezuka from New Japan, Super Dragon from Pro Wrestling Guerrilla, Joe Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The dreaded Face Wash spot!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 18 May 2015, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Punk is the Best in the World on getting facewashed From the video description: In 2005, Delirious and CM Punk had 3 matches in the IWA-MS ring. In those matches, a recurring comedy spot, Delirious kept trying to “face wash” Punk. Watch how Punk and Delirious work the spot in each match. Clips happen in chronological Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WCW Spring Catalog 1999 – WCW Ruins Hot Sauces, Horses, and More!

63 Submitted by on Sun, 17 May 2015, 15:00
WCW, Merchandise Catalog 1999 First things first: I know that merchandise is generally the realm of Someone Bought This!, but today’s write up is a bit more extensive than what we generally cover there.  Besides, that particular column actually originated thanks to large inductions wherein I would look at magazine inserts and catalogs such as this, so consider this a blast from Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Mama’s Family” wrestling episode “Mama Mania”

15 Submitted by on Sat, 16 May 2015, 02:00
(Yes I know YouTube pulled these videos. Sorry, I can’t do anything about that). Crappers; I have a confession to make and I’m not exactly proud to tell you this… I… kinda like the sitcom Mama’s Family with Vicki Lawrence. Especially the later syndicated episodes which were a lot chewier than the earlier NBC seasons. Yes; it was stupid. Yes, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Every Giant/Big Show turn, ever.

5 Submitted by on Fri, 15 May 2015, 15:00
Crapper Third String Point Guard writes: So Big Show is now in his second decade in sports entertainment. And no man has been turned so often, and oftentimes for no apparent reason and with no sufficient build-up, than the onetime kayfabe son of Andre the Giant. This video enumerates “all” of his WCW and WWF/E turns, though I believe the Continue Reading...
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