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A 17-week makeover that lead to nothing…NOW INDUCTED!

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Jinder Mahal wins the big one!

The 2017 Gooker Award, that is!

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EARLY ARRIVAL: GORILLA MONSOON VALENTINES!

61 Submitted by on Sun, 12 February 2017, 02:00
With Valentine’s Day fast approaching —you know that day where the average wrestling fan masturbates into his favorite sock, (Mr. Cocko?) and then cries himself to sleep—I thought I’d get the jump on the festivities early and introduce my *own* line of patented (just registered it and the phonograph this morning) Valentine’s Day cards, guaranteed to get you blank stares Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Sells Roman Reigns Valentine’s Day Cards

6 Submitted by on Fri, 10 February 2017, 08:00
Pensacola, FL – In honor of Valentine’s Day, WWE has released a series of Roman Reigns-themed Valentine’s Day cards. “When I think of love, I think of Roman Reigns,” said WWE CEO Vince McMahon. “He’s just so strong and handsome. I mean look at those eyes! That smile! That long luxurious hair that can barely be tamed! Those huge, bulging Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Scotty The Body hits the indies with his awesome theme music!

6 Submitted by on Fri, 10 February 2017, 02:00
Crapper Will Fluker writes: Scott Levy as Scotty Flaming when he was in the Dimaond Exchange, dancing to Dino- I Like as his entrance song: I love this gimmick so much! I love everything about it from his outfit, to his dancing, to his radical  theme song! I seriously like Scotty Flamingo/Scotty The Body way better than Raven. But he’s Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Rebel vs. Shelly Martinez – You Guys Didn’t Vote For It…But I Sure Did!

49 Submitted by on Thu, 09 February 2017, 20:00
Impact Wrestling, 2016 Spoiler alert: I didn’t vote for WrestleMania 32 in the 2016 Gooker Award poll. Also, do I need to do a “spoiler alert” disclaimer when it’s something that is already past?  I suppose not. In hindsight, I can’t blame anyone for voting for Mania 32 as the worst thing they’d seen in 2016.  Try as I might in Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Hulk And Socko Connection!

6 Submitted by on Mon, 06 February 2017, 23:24
Crapper The Doctor of Style writes: It wasn’t Mick Foley, but Eric Bischoff and his marketing company, who got hired to promote an energy drink called “Socko” about 10 years ago. Eventually Socko got a tie-in with Bischoff’s buddy Hulk Hogan, resulting in “Hogan Energy.” (photo attached) Ingredients include “Taurine, vitamins B12, B6 and Horny Goat Weed,” which must’ve played Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Samoa Joe Revealed To Be Sting In Disguise

11 Submitted by on Mon, 06 February 2017, 08:00
Portland, OR – In what can only be described as the most shocking twist of the modern wrestling era, Samoa Joe was revealed to be none other than WCW legend Sting. The major revelation came during a passionate in-ring promo by Triple H with Samoa Joe at his side. “Tonight, I stand before you with the dominant Samoa Joe by Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Go on a cruise with TNA wrestlers!

8 Submitted by on Fri, 03 February 2017, 02:00
In December of 2011 TNA hosted a cruise! Or I should say, a “Coastal Chaos Cruise”.  I’m just going to copy and paste from the website… Coming this December…… TNA Wrestling presents Coastal Chaos Cruise: The Ultimate Fan Xpedition “Brawl Aboard!” Pricing: Interior Cabin – $379 per person (based on double occupancy) Ocean View Cabin – $479 per person (based Continue Reading...
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Induction: John Cena Gets Stabbed – What Would Jesús Do?

31 Submitted by on Thu, 02 February 2017, 20:00
WWE, 2004 Here’s an induction that Wrestlecrappers have been demanding for years. Maybe it’s because the key plot points took place off screen. Maybe it’s because, like the time he got fired by the Anonymous Raw GM, it wasted a perfectly good excuse to never see John Cena in a wrestling ring again. Or maybe it’s because it mirrored one Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What If Eric Young Beat Robert Roode At Slammiversary ’07? (Part IV)

1 Submitted by on Wed, 01 February 2017, 18:11
Missed the first three installments of Chris French’s contribution to #RTB10? Part I be here, part II be there, and part III be in a third place! TNA IMPACT!, 13 September 2007 The cold-opening for this episode shows two recordings, each a counterpoint to the other. The first is of Robert Roode’s arrival at the IMPACT! Zone. As he walks Continue Reading...
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The Greatest Night In The History Of Our Sport – Issue #1: Day Of The Dead

10 Submitted by on Mon, 30 January 2017, 19:18
There are many iconic events in professional wrestling’s long, illustrious history: Wrestlemania III, Bash At The Beach 1996, Survivor Series 1997 … the list is endless. Every event is promoted as amazing, can’t-miss, unique, one of a kind. We all know that’s hyperbole. Not every event can be that important. By definition, there is only one night that can be Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Deeply Impressed With Roman Reigns’s Royal Rumble Elimination

5 Submitted by on Mon, 30 January 2017, 08:00
San Antonio, TX – While most of the wrestling world was talking about Randy Orton’s surprise win at the Royal Rumble, WWE CEO Vince McMahon was focusing on the incredible way that Roman Reigns took his elimination. “Highlight of the entire night,” said McMahon while talking about an event that included appearances from The Undertaker, Brock Lesnar, Goldberg, and Tye Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A CD single that’s American Made!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 27 January 2017, 02:00
Look what I found on Amazon! A Hulk Hogan American Made CD single. I think it was something sent to radio stations in the desperate hope that it would get some kind of radio airplay. I love how happy Hulk looks holding that guitar. HappyHulkRocksOut.com! I bet that URL’s not taken! The song is from his album “Hulk Rules” which you Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WrestleMania 32 – 2016 Gooker Award Winner

62 Submitted by on Thu, 26 January 2017, 20:00
WWE, 2016 Many years ago, I more or less had a nervous breakdown.  And many of you reading this today bore witness to it as it happened on air. Prior to a WrestleCrap Radio episode that I wish I could forget (amazingly even more than the others), I was discussing the itinerary with my co-host, Mr. Blade Braxton.  If you’ve Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Eric Young beat Robert Roode at Slammiversary ’07? (Part III)

3 Submitted by on Wed, 25 January 2017, 21:15
Missed the first two installments? Read Part I and Part II! TNA IMPACT!, 16 August 2007 After the bloodbath at Hard Justice, strangely neither Eric Young, nor Robert Roode are seen at the IMPACT Zone in person. Roode appears in a segment “RECORDED EARLIER” — he is seen approaching Frankie Kazarian in the backstage area. In his usual oily business-manner, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Brian Armstrong’s first TV appearance

2 Submitted by on Fri, 20 January 2017, 02:00
Crapper Adam Vanderpluym writes: “Brian Armstrong’s first TV appearance” This may be a little obscure, but would be a fitting submission for Veteran’s Day. It’s a clip from a territory featuring a young Marine (with a noticeable Southern accent) by the name of Brian Armstrong. That’s right! The Road Dogg was a devil dog! He even served in Desert Storm. Continue Reading...
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And the 2016 Gooker Award Winner Is…

59 Submitted by on Thu, 19 January 2017, 20:00
The votes were counted, tabulated, and all that goofy electoral stuff. Y’all made it very clear what you viewed as the worst of the worst in 2016. And coming on January 26, 2016, we will induct your choice. Ladies and gentlemen, your 2016 Gooker Award Winner is… Ack.  WrestleMania 32.  The show that never, ever, ever ended. Now if you’ll Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Eric Young beat Robert Roode at Slammiversary ’07? (Part II)

2 Submitted by on Wed, 18 January 2017, 20:57
Missed Part I? Read it here! Onto Part II! TNA IMPACT!, 19 July 2007 This episode cold-opens on one of the backstage areas on The Impact Zone; it is not well-lit, and the piles of equipment create many shadowed alcoves. A graphic in the corner reads “RECORDED EARLIER”. Two voices can be heard, one male, one female. “You know what Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Triple H’s Sledgehammer To Be Inducted Into The WWE Hall Of Fame

10 Submitted by on Mon, 16 January 2017, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – On tonight’s edition of Monday Night Raw, the WWE will announce that the first induction for this year’s Hall Of Fame ceremony will be none other than Triple H’s Sledgehammer. The sledgehammer, a long-time ally of the former world champion and current COO of WWE, has been a member of the WWE roster for over 15 years. Continue Reading...
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Induction: MexAmerica – Their chief export was apathy

30 Submitted by on Thu, 12 January 2017, 20:00
WWE, 2015 When WWE brought José Alberto Rodríguez, the former Dos Caras Jr., into the company, their hope was to create a Mexican superstar who could draw a Latino audience even after Rey Mysterio retired. Unfortunately, the renamed Alberto Del Río did not work out as hoped, being nowhere near as popular as Rey-Rey, even during his brief run as Continue Reading...
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