Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
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RD and Blade Radio: Episode 34!!

5 Submitted by on Thu, 15 January 2015, 21:34
Pinball Machines, Gooker Awards, Fun with Tammy, and Tons More – What Else Could You Ask for From RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton?  Listen below or download here!...
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Induction: Big Show vs. The Authority – Never mind the KO Punch, you’ll get brain damage just watching it!

33 Submitted by on Thu, 15 January 2015, 20:00
WWE, 2013 It’s rare to see a storyline play out in WWE with that perfect combination of boring corporate power struggles, gaping plot holes, heel authority figures, stupid babyfaces, kayfabe firings, historical revisionism, gimmick infringement, and McMahon hypocrisy. Sure, you might see three or four or five of those elements in a single angle, but all of them at once? Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Illegal Aliens – Chyna vs. Anna Nicole Smith? We are SO There

17 Submitted by on Wed, 14 January 2015, 10:00
Direct to Video Release, 2007 Today, fellow Crappers, we are going to review Illegal Aliens, a science fiction film starring Anna Nicole Smith and Joanie “Chyna” Laurer. Just typing that, I think my fingers might have orgasmed. For a guy that runs a site called “WrestleCrap”, you have to admit, that’s a pretty juicy order. Here we have two of the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars snack tray

13 Submitted by on Tue, 13 January 2015, 02:00
It’s the WWF Superstars snack tray (complete with The Texas Tornado!). It’s the perfect place to put your bowl of Fruit Loops while you sit parked in front of that swank 21″ console TV sitting cross-legged as you watch All American Wrestling on a Sunday morning just after The USA Cartoon Express! (How’s that for a run-on sentence?)....
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Commentary: The End of the Streak is Not WrestleCrap

31 Submitted by on Mon, 12 January 2015, 16:18
  When Brock Lesnar’s third F5 begat the pinfall that ended The Undertaker’s iconic WrestleMania streak, the impact was immediate. Hundreds of visible fans on camera, out of the 75,000 at the Superdome, leapt from their chairs, eyes saucer-sized, jaws slack, and emitting grunts and screams of incomprehension. That WWE would take modern-day folklore, carefully (in the early days unknowingly) Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Forget Austin 3:16, this shirt is way cooler!

12 Submitted by on Mon, 12 January 2015, 02:00
  At Summer Slam in 1997, Owen Hart (accidentally) broke Steve Austin’s neck. The WWF decided to capitalize on this by giving Owen this awesome “Owen 3:16/I Just Broke Your Neck” shirt. Steve Austin uses Austin 3:16 to mock Jake Roberts. Owen Hart then uses Owen 3:16 to mock Steve Austin. Isn’t it ironic? Don’tcha think? It’s like rain on Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: If you’ve lost your marbles, i’ve found them… WWF Rad Roller marbles, that is!

17 Submitted by on Sun, 11 January 2015, 02:00
What could be better than marbles with pictures of wrestlers in them? Well, um a lot of things. But these are still pretty cool pieces of wrestling merchandise. I like that they’re called “Rad Rollers”. How totally 80’s is that? They’re gnarly to the max and totally rad! And look! They’re specifically labeled “action marbles” as opposed to all those other Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Genesis Of Max Moon

14 Submitted by on Sat, 10 January 2015, 17:26
Some pretty interesting documents showing hoe WWE developed the Max Moon character (including when Konnan was going to be the one playing him!). …including some really interesting potential names for the gimmick, like MOE LECKULOR! Kind of sad they put this much time, effort, and money into a gimmick that fizzled out so fast. (Thanks to Eddie Famous who posted Continue Reading...
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HEADLIES: ‘CM PUNK’ CHANT FAILS TO CATCH ON AT SPARSELY ATTENDED INDEPENDENT SHOW

3 Submitted by on Sat, 10 January 2015, 14:55
  Twin Falls, ID – Only 34 fans were in attendance for Powerful Stars of Wrestling’s second annual ‘GrappleCrush’ event at Historic Ballroom, with one voice ringing above the rest. Quinn Daggler, 25, of neighboring Meridian, ID, attended the six-match card with a friend, and expressed his displeasure with the quality of the event. By the third bout, featuring Frederick Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: 2001 WCW calendars are hilarious in hindsight.

18 Submitted by on Sat, 10 January 2015, 02:00
You could almost subtitle this SBT “Countdown To Extinction”. Here’s are a WCW 2001 Wall Calendar and a 2001 Cube Calendar. Fouad, you wanna handle this one? HEY! You’re not Fouad! You can’t fool me, you indecisive rocker! Get outta here! Ah, there he is! “OH HO HO! IS FUNNY BECAUSE WCW’S TIME WAS RUNNING OUT BY 2001 and they did not Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Raven Cast In Reboot of Disney’s “That’s So Raven”

9 Submitted by on Fri, 09 January 2015, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – The Disney Channel has decided to reboot the award-winning show “That’s So Raven”. To the surprise of the entertainment world, the show’s star Raven-Symone will be replaced former ECW and WCW champion Raven. Executive Producer Sean McNamara said of the change, “We wanted to take ‘That’s So Raven’ in a new and exciting direction. Raven-Symone was great, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Asya signed promotional photo

9 Submitted by on Fri, 09 January 2015, 02:00
The WWF had a large, athletic, tough woman named after an Asian country (Chyna). So of course WCW decided to (I guess) one-up them by naming their wrestler “Asya”. Because Asia is bigger because it’s the continent that contains China. Get it? Chyna/Chyna, Asya/Asia? Oh, that WCW was so darn clever… The difference is that Chyna had a personality and could Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Paul Orndorff, Fitness Trainer – Lose Weight the Wonderful Way!

24 Submitted by on Thu, 08 January 2015, 20:00
WWF, 1985 I feel like I’ve written this induction 20 times before…probably because every year is exactly the same. December comes, and I lose all self control.  Between white fudge Oreos, Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes, Reese’s Peanut Butter Trees, and every other cookie, candy, and concoction under the sun, it’s amazing I don’t put on 50 pounds every year. Continue Reading...
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It Came from YouTube: NEW WWE WrestleMania Pinball Machine!

5 Submitted by on Wed, 07 January 2015, 10:00
Got $5,000 burning a hole in your pocket?  Then check out the BRAND NEW WWE WrestleMania pinball machine from Stern! If you can pony up $8,000, you can get the Limited Edition version.  Only 400 are being made, and they will feature an all legends art package, featuring Andre the Giant, Ultimate Warrior, The Undertaker, and Hulk Hogan…who is also Continue Reading...
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It Came from YouTube: The Indianapolis Colts Celebrate…RIC FLAIR STYLE!

4 Submitted by on Tue, 06 January 2015, 21:54
From Fellow Crapper Shane Kotlyar: Attached you’ll find Colts safety Sergio Brown doing his best Ric Flair impression to celebrate a win over the Bengals. Not gonna lie, if football doesn’t work out for this guy, WWE might be the place to go for this guy. He even does the Flair Strut to perfection. And all the while, Blade’s poor Lions Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Legion Of Doom Vs… The Legion Of Doom? See for yourself!

13 Submitted by on Tue, 06 January 2015, 02:00
Fast forward to 3:46 into this video, and you can see The Legion Of Doom fight themselves (!) in the arcade game WWF WrestleFest. Normally; The Legion Of Doom are the final boss characters in the game and you can’t actually play as them. But, thanks to M.A.M.E and cheat files, you can hack into the game and play as Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Hardcore Championship replica belt

22 Submitted by on Sun, 04 January 2015, 02:00
The WCW Hardcore Championship was one of the lamest belts in all of wrestling. It was defended in some of the worst matches in WCW history. For your amusement and education, here is a complete list of all of the esteemed WCW Hardcore Champions including Brian Knobbs, Three Count, Big Vito, Eric Bischoff, and Norman Smiley. You can buy a replica Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sable Yo-Yo

19 Submitted by on Sat, 03 January 2015, 02:00
The next time your buddy says “That Sable was a real Yo-Yo” you can just nod your head and show them this! With the teased hair, sunglasses, and vinyl one-peice bodysuit she looks like some kind of Biker Chick reject from a bad 80’s Action movie. The “hot pink background with lightening (?) doesn’t help, either… I wonder which had Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Meet Wrestling Superstar CM Punk

9 Submitted by on Fri, 02 January 2015, 08:00
Ames, IA – Current UFC fighter CM Punk made his first public appearance this weekend at the Legends of Pro Wrestling Fan Fest this past week in Ames, Iowa. The former WWE World Heavyweight Champion arrived early to Conference Room A of the Radisson Hotel, with two boxes of t-shirts, a folder of glossy 8×0 photos, advance copies of his Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: 1995 WWF calendar

19 Submitted by on Thu, 01 January 2015, 02:00
Celebrate what many consider to be the worst year in WWF history 20 years ago with the Official 1995 WWF Calendar! Let’s take a look at who’s featured in each month: JAN – ADAM BOMBFEB – DIESELMARCH – DOINKAPRIL – RAZOR RAMONMAY – LEX LUGERJUNE – UNDERTAKERJULY – YOKOZUNAAUGUST – SHAWN MICHAELSSEPT – TATANKAOCTOBER – MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGENOVEMBER – Continue Reading...
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2014: A Look Back in Horror – The Worst in Wrestling!

77 Submitted by on Wed, 31 December 2014, 18:58
Quick note from RD: Gooker voting will begin next Monday, January 5.  To prep yourself, here’s Justin Henry’s recap of what was a pretty dang horrible year in pro wrestling.   2014 was a year of Daniel Bryan overcoming the corporate leviathan, a developmental territory becoming must-see television, the number two wrestling promotion finding a cable home that intends to Continue Reading...
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