The granddaddy of them all gets its greatest main event!

Move over Flair vs. Race!  We’ve got Hogan vs. Beefcake!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another injury for Seth Rollins?

Find out how WWE plans to protect The Architect in Headlies!

The ultimate triple threat – Terry Funk vs. Chris Candido vs. a Horse!

Is it any good?  Nay!

Sorry for the horrible pun – here’s hoping we make up for that with our NEW Induction!

Mr. Money In The Bank wants you to pony up some cash so he can get on Warped Tour.

Open up your wallets, strap on your Vans, and check out a new Headlie!

Look who’s invading WCW!

No, it’s not the WBF Bodystars…

…It’s the Battle Dome Warriors!

New induction!

Step right up and be the first in line at WWE’s new amusement park!

We’ve got all the details in Headlies!

What’s Todd Chrisley doing in bed with that woman?

Wrestling, of course!

The Chrisleys invade All-Star Wrestling in a new induction!

Think that bit with Alexa and Bayley from Monday was bad?

You ain’t seen nothing yet!

The first – and worst – of the This is Your Life skits…INDUCTED!

Greg Gagne is donning the camouflage one more time this Memorial Day.

 March on over to Headlies and read all about it!

Did you know that Chris & Tammy once killed a cat?

Anyone know a good Tammy Sytch/cat joke?

New induction!

WWE has a new bonafide star on their hands after Backlash, but it’s not who you think.

Flex as hard as you can and read all about it in Headlies!

Hillbilly Jim vs. Mr. Fuji in a Tuxedo Match!

A bout so horrible it’s causing RD Reynolds to consider retirement!

But will he?  Find out in our NEW INDUCTION!

Will John Cena end up on a real chain gang?

Find out in WWE Films’ Legendary!

Inducted!

Vince is breaking out the old Victrola for new Pay-Per-View names.

Grab your headphones and strut on over to Headlies!

For the first time in 17 years, we ain’t waiting.

The House of Horrors…now inducted at WrestleCrap.com!

Who is going to clean up after the House Of Horrors mess?

Erick Rowan, that’s who!

Grab a mop and bucket and read all about it in Headlies!

It’s backyard wrestling!

It’s lucha libre!

It’s… a Full House sequel?

Whatever it is, it’s a new induction!

Mulkey Mania is running wild all over your video game consoles.

Grab your Atari 2600 joystick and head on over to Headlies!

RD Reynolds discusses 3 Ninjas: High Noon on Mega Mountain on the Horrible Movie Podcast!

Click Hulk’s wacky wig to listen in!

  • Abyss and Father James Mitchell Spend A Surprisingly Pleasant Father's Day Together
  • Lord Buckethead To Challenge Pete Dunne For The WWE United Kingdom Championship
  • Give Divas A Chance Hashtag On Life Support After 'Bayley: This Is Your Life' Segment
  • WWE Names Inaugural Women's Tournament "The Melina Vs. Alicia Fox Classic"
  • 3 Man Band Reunites To Perform At Jinder Mahal's Championship Celebration
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WrestleMania 27: A Bigger Folly For The Rock Than Doom

19 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 20:26
WWE, 2011 Text by Justin Henry After writing countless Headlies for WrestleCrap, providing numerous one liners for the Headlie Trolla, calling in a few times to WrestleCrap Radio (my favorite instance was playing “Zombie Stu Hart”), and giving feedback to Uncle Deal himself, the time has come to check off another box on my WrestleCrap Bucket List. I’m writing an Continue Reading...
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Chris Jericho and Lucy the Dog: Worst WrestleMania Main Event Build EVER

4 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 20:23
WWE, 2002 Text by RD Reynolds With WrestleMania fast approaching, I was bouncing around in my skull any horrible WrestleMania stuff we hadn’t covered over the years. And there it was, way back in the recesses of my gray matter. Something I had long repressed because of just how much I hated the whole thing. The Saga of the Undisputed Champion Continue Reading...
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Teddy Long vs. Eric Bischoff: Someone Saw This and Thought, “We Need to Do This Again”

1 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 20:22
WWE, 2005 Text by RD Reynolds This year’s WrestleMania card is nearing its final stages, and this week we got our “Let’s Cram Some More People on the Show So Everyone Gets a Pay Day, And Hey, We’re Not Doing Money in the Bank This Year So We Need to Do Something” encounter: Team Teddy Long vs. Team John Laurinaitis. While Continue Reading...
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All Things Michael Cole: The 2011 Gooker Award Winner

5 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 20:12
WWE, 2011 Text by RD Reynolds I knew it was going to happen. I just knew it. It was never in question, and that, more than anything, made me dread it all the more. Before the Gooker voting even started, I knew that Michael Cole was going to “win”, which meant I was going to lose. And no, I didn’t make Continue Reading...
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Biggest Smallest Strangest Strongest: Remember When SNME Used to Be Great? WWE Doesn’t Either

0 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 20:02
WWE, 2007 Text by RD Reynolds One of my favorite memories of my early days of wrestling fandom was gathering around with my friends to watch Saturday Night’s Main Event. Still to this day I remember grabbing the TV Guide at Ye Olde Food Mart and thumbing through it, hoping and praying that I’d see that Channel 5, Cincinnati’s NBC affiliate, Continue Reading...
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Knucklehead: Wait, WWE Studios is Losing Money on Gems Like These?

0 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 19:55
WWE Films, 2010 Text by RD Reynolds As some of you know, my quote unquote “real job” (which probably didn’t need ‘quote’, ‘unquote’ and actual quotation marks to specify it as such) often sends me away from WrestleCrap HQ for extended periods. Such is the case this week, as I am over in Europe doing work in Germany, Belgium, and the Continue Reading...
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Shaniqua: Hate WWE Being PG? You Won’t Be After Reading This!

2 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 19:47
WWE, 2003 Text by RD Reynolds One of the biggest complaints I hear about WWE today is that it’s PG. People don’t like that things are toned down, censored if you will, and long for the ‘good, ol’ days.’ I get it. I understand it. It’s because people remember seeing stuff like this: See, that’s the kinda thing you don’t forget. Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Tekno Team 2000: Erik Watts Dropkicks His Way Into the Future!

0 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 19:29
WWF, 1995-1996 Text by RD Reynolds Sometimes, things in a wrestling ring just leave you speechless. Things like this. I put serious thought into just posting that image, and being done with this induction. Poor Erik Watts. He threw that horrible dropkick like 20 years ago, and hardcore poindexters such as myself remember it to this day. The sad thing is Continue Reading...
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Is Big Show Smarter than a Fifth Grader: Big Show. Children. Boobies. Wait a minute, what?

0 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 19:26
Australian TV, 2009 Text by RD Reynolds I gotta admit, I’ve been pretty bummed out this week. My seemingly never-ending battle with step throat remains…uh…never-ending, and that, combined with Blade suffering yet another concussion (I think it’s time to buy that boy a helmet) have delayed WrestleCrap Radio #200 yet again. It really stinks, because I have been looking forward to Continue Reading...
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Jericho and the Planet of the Apes: Why 2J?

2 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 19:24
WWF, 2001 Text by RD Reynolds I know I’ve mentioned it countless times over the years, but I am a huge fan of Chris Jericho. And not just because he emailed me once saying he made fun of the Hardys when I posted the Jynx Brothers induction. No, it’s because I think, when given free reign to do whatever he wants, Continue Reading...
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TNA Last Rites Match: Beware the DEATH BED!

0 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 19:18
TNA, 2007 Text by RD Reynolds How did this disaster survive for years without an induction? Look, I’m the first to admit that as I’m getting older my memory is going. I see things that I know are Crap-worthy, and after the grace period of the calendar year, I put them up for the Gooker voting. If they lose…I forget them. Continue Reading...
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Georgia: George Steele in Drag. We Think.

0 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 19:00
WWF, 1987 Text by RD Reynolds Oh man, here we go again. Time for another “guy dresses up as a woman, amuses no one” induction. Can I just cut and paste the text from the Harvina induction and call it a night? Or Sammy? Or Kloudi? Sigh. After 11 years of writing inductions, I notice that a few of the same Continue Reading...
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Drew Carey: WWE Inducted Him. Why Wouldn’t We?

1 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 18:42
WWF, 2001 Text by RD Reynolds You know what I love? You know what really makes me laugh? The folks who point to the WWE Hall of Fame as if it’s some legitimate entity that really decides who the best in the business are. I can’t even fathom there are people in this world who really believe that this sham is Continue Reading...
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The Abraham Washington Show: Pros: Tony Atlas Laughing. Cons: Everything Else.

2 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 18:38
WWE-ECW, 2009 – 2010 Text by RD Reynolds There were warning signs. There were warning signs that I shouldn’t do this induction. Now please don’t misunderstand me: there were no warning signs that The Abraham Washington Show shouldn’t be inducted. That was never in doubt, because that thing was horrible, and it was horrible for like 80 weeks straight or however Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Nitro Girls Swimsuit Calendar Special: Excited at Two Hours of Bikini-Clad Nitro Girls? You Won’t Be!

1 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 18:22
WCW, 1999 Text by RD Reynolds; many thanks to the F4W BOARD (in particular Alan4L for providing the footage) Of all the amazing things I have seen in wrestling over the past 25 years or so of watching it, nothing has been more incredible than its unparalled ability to take gorgeous women and make me never want to see them ever, EVER again. Continue Reading...
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ECW Monster Mash: Kane vs. Khali vs. Henry vs. Viscera. Yep, That’s Horrifying!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 17:48
WWECW, 2007 Text by RD Reynolds I know a lot of you hated the WWE re-incarnated version of ECW, and for years, I stood amongst you with the torches and pitchforks. Lately, though, I’ve had a fond recollection for the show. Think about all the great times we had on those Sci-Fi Tuesday nights. Remember when Kelly Kelly was an exhibitionist Continue Reading...
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Kizarny: Think Clowns are Scary? Not Compared to Carnies!

1 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 17:42
WWE, 2008 – 2009 Text by RD Reynolds and Triple Kelly So yes, it’s Halloween (or thereabouts) and as we always do ’round here, we start scrambling to figure out what to induct for the holiday. This year, it wasn’t even a question: I knew from the day he debuted that Kizarny was the scariest freakin’ thing I’d ever seen. Not Halloweeny enough Continue Reading...
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Boy Meets Vader: Because Every TGIF Sitcom Needs a Mastadon!

0 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 17:40
TV Show, 1996 Text by Triple Kelly and RD Reynolds Big Van “The Man They Call” Vader was one of the best monster heels in WCW and the WWF. A behemoth with a true smash mouth style, killer look, and excellent big man ability, he looked to be unstoppable. I remember his awesome encounters with the likes of Sting and Ric Flair and Continue Reading...
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TNA Fish Market Street Fight: TNA Discovers What Pro Wrestling Needs: FISH ON ICE!!

0 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 17:38
TNA, 2008 Text by Triple Kelly and RD Reynolds Over the years, I’ve done a lot of interviews about this here website. I always enjoy doing them, as it’s a lot of fun to blabber on regarding the stupidity I’ve seen this last decade. Invariably, I wind up getting the same questions over and over, the most frequent of which is “has anyone Continue Reading...
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Arli$$ on Nitro: Maybe If He Had Played Alexander Knox…

2 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 17:34
WCW, 1999 Text by Triple Kelly and RD Reynolds The subject of celebrity appearances in wrestling promotions is a hot topic for fans of the sport. There are a few good ones out there (none of which are coming to mind) and bad ones (of which nearly all are coming to mind). Usually the worst appearances are when celebrities are worked into an Continue Reading...
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Jenna vs. Sharmell: It’s Official, We’re in Hell

2 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 17:31
TNA, 2009 Text by Triple Kelly with RD Reynolds OH. MY. GOD. I…….I…….I’m speechless. I am literally at a loss for words. I have just witnessed the absolute worst wrestling match I have EVER seen in my life. This accounts for everything I’ve seen in the WWF/E, Crockett’s NWA, Turner’s WCW, the original ECW, the AWA, Herb Abrams’ UWF, GWF, WOW, GLOW, WCCW, Continue Reading...
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Pretty Ricky: We Quote: “R-Truth is Acting Strange.” Yes, yes he is.

1 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 17:24
WWE, 2009 Text by RD Reynolds At the beginning of the week, I opened up an email from my old buddy, old pal, the “Charlie” to my “Angels”, Mr. RD Reynolds. “Hey Kelly, how’s ’bout writing about Pretty Ricky this week?” Pretty Ricky… Pretty Ricky… I literally sat staring at my screen for five minutes. I puzzled and puzzed til my Continue Reading...
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Induction: Roxxi Laveaux: TNA’s Witchy Woman

2 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 17:17
TNA, 2007-2008 Text by Art0Donnell & RD Reynolds Check out Art0Donnell’s Facebook Page Here and his Blog, “How Much Does This Guy Weigh?” Here! Roxxi Laveaux is a character whose induction Wrestlecrappers have been clamoring for since her debut in 2007. I mean, come on, seriously – let’s sum up this character, shall we? A white female Papa Shango. In TNA. Egads, that sounds like the Continue Reading...
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