BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FAXTROLLA! ESPN has announced the earth-shattering news that Mattel will be releasing a Cody Rhodes figure with mustache! Forget the stupid NFL Draft! This is just the kind of breaking news I turn to ESPN for! Yes; Cody will soon come with mustache as illustrated (but sadly, no crown- “King Cody” would’ve been even cooler!)....
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Induction: Gene Snitsky, Accidental Abortionist: A Miscarriage of Justice
36 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 25 April 2013, 19:00WWE, 2004-5 (For part 1 of this induction, click here) As a rule, wrestling pregnancy angles never end well. First of all, they are very difficult to follow through on: the “pregnant” woman must for up to nine months avoid taking bumps, wear baggy clothes or some sort of prosthesis to appear to be with child, and sell the angle Continue Reading...
Headlies: Artist Jill Thompson Tired Of Making ‘Cool’ Designs For Wrestlers
1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Thu, 25 April 2013, 11:00Chicago, IL- Artist Jill Thompson, who has designed ring gear and attire for both WWE Superstars Daniel Bryan and CM Punk, has stated that she no longer wants to make “cool” designs for professional wrestlers, Thompson, who is most famous for her work in the comics The Sandman, Wonder Woman, Swamp Thing, and her own series Scary Godmother, has grown Continue Reading...
AXE body spray wishes they could replicate his scent...
Someone Bought This: A wheelchair for your wrestling figure
17 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 25 April 2013, 00:00 Crapper Cory Schibler writes: For the kid (or 30 year old who still lives in mom’s basement) who wants his action figure injury story lines to be legit we present the action figure wheelchair. All right! Finally; I can do something realistic with my Dynamite Kid figure!...
It Came From YouTube: The Masked Reviewer’s Fav Five Wrestling cartoons
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 24 April 2013, 23:32I have something a little different this time. I came across this video of The Masked Reviewer’s Fav Five Wrestling Cartoons on Scott Keith’s Blog Of Doom(™) and I thought it was a fun countdown, so I figured I’d share it here. The Bugs Bunny one is a long-standing favorite of mine. Enjoy!...
It Came From YouTube: Haitian Ramon knows how to treat the chicas
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 24 April 2013, 16:32My Partner In Crap Art0Donnell writes: A man from what appears to be Haiti re-enacts Razor Ramon vignettes, such as this one from 1992. He is not going to scare your heart out. He’s going to scare your soul! I love it! He looks like he’s having a ton of fun! Thanks, Art!...
He’s not dead; he’s just working the coroner....
It Came From YouTube: Bushwhacker Luke’s epic 1991 Royal Rumble performance in its entirety
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 24 April 2013, 01:33From 1991, Bushwhacker Luke has the honor of the shortest participation time in a Royal Rumble match; lasting all of about 4 seconds before Earthquake casually tosses him over the top rope. I like how he immediately starts strutting back around the ring and to the exit after his feet hit the floor as if nothing happened and he doesn’t Continue Reading...