...a young nun being subjected to Franciscan Monk Jack Black's clenched buttcheeks (3 Hail Mary's won't be enough to get that out of your system...maybe you should just cut your eyeballs out, sister)...

...and the scene where Jack Black's character invites the pretty young Sister to eat toast with him while they sit there in awkward silence for about 5 years....

...and of course the scenes with Nacho and his malnourished tag team partner having a series of hahalarious misshaps in the ring such as fighting midget Bigfoots...or Bigfeets....or maybe they're tiny Ron Perlmans from the Beauty and the Beast tv series from the 80s.

(Note from RD: Mike Check just called...he said your references are very dated.)

And did I mention this was based on a true story?

There, I just saved you 90 minutes.

And your sides, which surely would have split open from all the laughter.

Regardless, the movie was a modest hit in its first week but word of mouth was not positive and the movie quickly faded from the Top Box Office list. The WWE decided to capitalize on the movie while it was still hot by creating a character called "Macho Libre", played by Tony Devito, a former member of "Da Baldies" during the original ECW's final days. Macho Libre was dressed like Jack Black's character but spoke and gestured like a familiar "Macho" character and wore the same sunglasses that'll cause you to walk into a wall or knock grandma over.

And what better place to use this character than the BRAND NEW RE-LAUNCHED ECW?!

Why I can hear Paul Heyman's famous battle cry now:

"This....is EXTREEEEEEEEEEEME!!"

Joey notes "last week we had a friggin' zombie and now this" as Tazz forces himself into the fakest fake laughter this side of Michael Cole.

Macho Libre then cuts a KILLER promo that the Albany crowd is fast asleep for. I swear, you can hear a pin drop. It's so silent, in fact, that I'm surprised we couldn't hear Vince screaming, "Laugh, dammit...LAUGH!" over the headset to his announce crew.

I can only assume that Joey and Tazz are laughing throughout this promo because they are thinking of Rodney Dangerfield in Back To School. "Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"

"So this is E....C.....W".

Man, where oh where is the backstage shot showing us Paul E., RVD, and Dreamer? I can just see them banging their heads against the wall and sobbing like DeNiro in Raging Bull.

(Note from RD: Which I also bet Vince has never seen.)

What's that do I hear?? Generic rock entrance music?? It's GOTTA be THE SANDMAN!!! YES!! The 5-time ECW World Champ coming through the crowd and doing his non-Metallica royaltied entrance. The crowds are cheering their lungs out because they know what's coming. Oh yes. If you'll remember, the first month of the re-launched ECW, The Sandman was given the task of coming to the ring to murder a variety of annoying over-the-top gimmicked characters. I must admit, The Zombie was the best. He ruled so friggin' hard. RD and Blade will back me up on this. :)

(Note from RD: As will this bonus induction.)

The Sandman enters the ring for a staredown while Macho Libre taunts him. "I know we're in the state capital but not even the Governor can save Macho Libre!", says Joey.

I'd make a Governor of New York/Client Number 9 joke but I'm not sure how many people visiting this site would get it.

Probably the same amount that got my Bernard Hermann reference from a few weeks back.

Sandman has had enough, like us all, and quickly dispatches Macho Libre with his trusty Singapore Cane...

...pausing only to down a beer.

Remember that moment right before they revealed Hornswoggle as Vince's kid and they teased it was Sandman?

If they had actually gone THAT direction, WWE ratings would have gone so high Neilsen would have had to invent a new system.

And a Side White Russian Legsweep finally ends Macho Libre's WWE...I mean ECW career for the 1-2-3.

Oh come on, Jim.

A wrestling move?

How passe.