Induction: Ahmed Johnson’s trunks – Tony Norris gets a bum (w)rap

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A wrestling fan ever since the days of Wrestlemania IX, Art graduated from college in the same building where Art Donovan called King of the Ring 1994. He currently runs the "How Much Does This Guy Weigh?" blog, where he reviews New Generation-Era Monday Night Raws and Hasbro WWF figures. Email at: art@wrestlecrap.com
32 Responses to "Induction: Ahmed Johnson’s trunks – Tony Norris gets a bum (w)rap"
  1. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    Useful when Ahmed needed to be discreet during that time of the month.

  2. Boz says:

    Can we get some kind of warning on the front page please? On an unrelated note, does anybody know how one goes about unseeing something?

    • dennett316 says:

      It’s called “Ahmed Johnson’s trunks” and appeared on April 1st…what did you think it’d be? An actual induction about the colour of his spandex?

  3. Emerson Witner says:

    I can’t stop giggling like a ninny

  4. Jay "The Brain" Mann says:

    Goodness gracious, great cheeks of fire!

  5. datass says:

    dat ass

  6. Raven7309 says:

    The greatest unsolved mystery in the history of pro wrestling, bigger than the Baby Doll photos, bigger than the true idenity of Mama Cornette,
    “WHY IN THE NAME OF VINCENT KENNEDY McMAHON DID AHMED JOHNSON WEAR ’2′ SETS OF KNEEPADS???!!!” Specifically, why did he wear the second pair on his upper thighs??!!

    • Idi 'Big Daddy' Amin says:

      I always figured it was to protect against injuries, like support bandages etc.

      Guess it really worked in Ahmed’s case, right?

  7. Dan Sheldon says:

    I always HATED his trunks LOL!!! Chris Candido should be in as well with his trunks!!

  8. George from Dudleyville, NY says:

    Thanks to Wrestlecrap, more suppressed memories are coming back. While back I was reminded of going to MSG for Royal Rumble 2000 and almost suffering PTSD from Mae Youngs orangutan breast . That started my high school regimen of what my friends and I called “The Pantera”. Which was whiskey, weed and Black Sabbath, lyrics from a Pantera song. I love this site. But with all these horrible images this site unearths, I’m starting to really miss High School.

  9. Ezenwa says:

    WedgieMania is running wild!

  10. Thomas Moffatt says:

    When Ahmed needed a number two he would go into the shithole and bellow at his trunks, “Your going down!” before dropping his trunks and letting it all come into fruition…

  11. Al Lobama says:

    Thank your lucky stars that he wasn’t wearing those when he was in WCW wrestling as Big T!

  12. Anonymous says:

    I did NOT need to see that.

  13. AdamX says:

    For added enjoyment view this post while listening to his WWF Warzone promos on youtube.

  14. Hulk6785 says:

    My eyes! Ze goggles do nothing!!!!

  15. Nottingham's 'Mr Sex' says:

    Great googly moogly!

  16. GuiltyParty says:

    Great googly-moogly… How did he never form a tag team with Rikishi?

  17. Gorilla Monsoon says:

    JUICY

  18. Lee W says:

    I dare say his trunks were probably covered in brown spots but they always seemed to disappear up his arsecrack (adding new ones by the way) before anyone could notice so it may not have been an entirely bad thing

  19. John C says:

    It was after seeing this that Hawk took his plunge off the Titantron.

  20. evilmidget says:

    Reminds me of the Hulk’s pants in Ang Lee’s Incredible Hulk

  21. TerrierChad says:

    Everyone here is in denial. If any of us had an arse like that we would be wearing the same. I know I would.

  22. Mr. Glen says:

    Speaking of Tony Norris, when will Big T and the feud over the T in Booker T get inducted? That’s up there with the No Limit soldiers as far as overdue inductions go!

    • Al Lobama says:

      Booker T’s “Leave it to Beaver” entrance music during that feud is worth the price of admission all by itself!

  23. Walt says:

    Hey, with the way he was dressed in the ring, he was practically begging Goldust to give him mouth to mouth…

  24. Matt Soileau says:

    Was this a ploy to look at Tony Norris’s butt? Where’s the text?

  25. Tony says:

    Those trunks are riding up so bad that I can see Sunny scoring her next fix.

  26. Thomas Moffatt says:

    You realise now Man Mountain Rock is under threat? Every new induction has the threat of Ahmed’s wedgie appearing…

  27. Matt Soileau says:

    This post is Pat Patterson approved. Not that there is anything wrong with that…

  28. Anon says:

    Is that the WWF super fan known as Vladamir (the tan guy in the tanks) in the first picture with his arm out?

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