Someone Bought This: Lots of WCW and WWE Thumb Wrestling toys

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Crapper Micah writes:

You know why this commercial is only 30 seconds long? Because that’s exactly how long you could have fun with these.

Yeah… “Hey kids, stick your thumb right up Hulk Hogan’s poop chute!”.

HulkHogansPoopChute.com is in fact not taken (quick, someone grab that domain!).

 I don’t remember thumb wrestling being some kind of really popular thing we did as kids- with or without plastic wrestlers on our thumbs.

But wait! That’s not all!

There are plenty of other thumb wrestling toys out there!

Like this generic thumb wrestling ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Which comes in all sorts of colors: Thumb Wrestling Ring colors

 Or this WCW thumb wrestling toy featuring Sting and Diamond Dallas Page:

WCW Thumb Wrestling Diamond Dallas Page DDP and Sting

Or this one with Goldberg and Kevin Nash:

WCW Thumb Wrestlers Goldberg and Kevin Nash

Here are some WCW ones courtesy of The WCW Worldwide Blog:

WCW Thumb Wrestlers

There’s even a modern WWE one featuring wrestlers heads (???) that you put on your thumb. STUPID!

WWE Thumb Wrestlers Heads John Cena

I mean, at least with the LJN toys you’re getting representations of the entire wrestler to play with! What can you do with these? Have the wrestlers headbutt each other? And unless you put them backwards on your thumb, it’s going to look like one guy is pinning the other guy by laying on his back.

I honestly had no idea there were so many thumb wrestling toys out there.

I still think it’s best to just thumb wrestler with… your thumbs!

What a concept.

 

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11 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Lots of WCW and WWE Thumb Wrestling toys"
  1. John Q Occupier says:

    “HulkHogansPoopChute.com is in fact not taken”

    Thank God for that… though I now have to go bleach my brain of the images you have now put in it…

  2. Anonymous says:

    Heh. Amusing stuff.

  3. Down With OPC says:

    I recently sold my WWE Thumb Superstars set on eBay, though it came with Hulk Hogan instead of Trips.

  4. AK says:

    Haha thumbsmack,

    Can someone physically smack someone else using only their thumb?

  5. Bryce Jones says:

    Still better than Orton Vs. Batista.

  6. Deathedge says:

    I actually owned the Nash-Goldberg one as a kid.

    Even better though, is that my Mom got me a WCW Birthday cake for my 5th or 6th birthday (So basically I got to eat the Hulkster’s crotch for my birthday… Yeah…) and it came with WCW versions (Hogan, Nash, Sting, and either DDP or Goldberg… can’t remember which) of those rubber toys you can put on your thumb… I might see if I can find any of this stuff later.

  7. Emerson Witner says:

    I actually had many of the 80′s thumb wrestlers and we had fun with them

  8. John C says:

    Okay kids back to humbling class!!!!

  9. TPR says:

    My local K-Mart still has those 2008 WWE ones.

  10. Bone White says:

    The thumb wrestlers in that commercial just look like they’re cuddling, or dancing

  11. Matt Soileau says:

    With all the arm wrestling segments, I’m surprised they haven’t done this. Probably involving Santino Marella…

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