Crapper Micah writes:
You know why this commercial is only 30 seconds long? Because that’s exactly how long you could have fun with these.
Yeah… “Hey kids, stick your thumb right up Hulk Hogan’s poop chute!”.
HulkHogansPoopChute.com is in fact not taken (quick, someone grab that domain!).
I don’t remember thumb wrestling being some kind of really popular thing we did as kids- with or without plastic wrestlers on our thumbs.
But wait! That’s not all!
There are plenty of other thumb wrestling toys out there!
There’s even a modern WWE one featuring wrestlers heads (???) that you put on your thumb. STUPID!
I mean, at least with the LJN toys you’re getting representations of the entire wrestler to play with! What can you do with these? Have the wrestlers headbutt each other? And unless you put them backwards on your thumb, it’s going to look like one guy is pinning the other guy by laying on his back.
I honestly had no idea there were so many thumb wrestling toys out there.
I still think it’s best to just thumb wrestler with… your thumbs!
What a concept.