Someone Bought This: WCW Nitro and WWF Attitude colognes

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WCW Nitro CologneWhat better way to cover up the stink of your dying wrestling promotion than with WCW Nitro Cologne?

There’s also WWF Attitude Cologne for you men who want to smell like.. um.. attitude, I guess (?):

Did any of you Crappers own one or both of these?

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10 Responses to "Someone Bought This: WCW Nitro and WWF Attitude colognes"
  1. Jay "The Brain" Mann says:

    Someone should do a test with these on which picks up more women. My prediction: neither.

  2. John says:

    Taglines: The scent for those into dating their first cousins.
    Or: The Real Arrogance Not Just For Models

  3. Raven7309 says:

    You know, how in the world WWE didn’t bring in Rick Martel to promote their cologne boggles the mind.

  4. MrMaddog says:

    Someone gave me a sample of the Nitro colonge one time, and yes that stuff smelled HORRIBLE! Not to mention the picture of a snarling Goldberg made it even less attractive than it all already was… ;P

  5. Redman says:

    The Nitro one was surprisingly good – kind of like a Cool Water – the chicks dug it – so I ordered up a bunch more. Yeah being a WCW cologne sounds like shit but it’s actually a great find.

    • shakey says:

      I had it to and seriously chicks always complimented on it more than any other cologne i had. Always awkward when they asked what it was.

  6. Kramer says:

    KRAMER: Go ahead smell, smell

    STEVE: Yeah, so?

    KRAMER: Do you recognize it? … Wrestling.

    STEVE: What are you talking about?

    KRAMER: Oh, I’m talking about wrestling.

    STEVE: What about it?

    KRAMER: You know the way you smell when you first come home from the wrestling show? Well, I want to make a cologne that captures the essence of that smell. Oh yeah.

    STEVE: That is the dumbest idea I have ever heard.

    KRAMER: Oh, wait, Did you here what I just said?

    STEVE: Do you think people are going to pay $80 a bottle to smell like sweaty fans and greasy popcorn? That’s why people take showers when the come home from a wrestling show It’s an objectionable offensive odor.

    KRAMER: So you don’t think it’s a good idea?

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