It Came From YouTube: Vote for Jeff Jarrett- he has a dog and plays basketball!

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Crapper Sean Bateman writes:

You can insert jokes about Double J being a politician here

He plays with his dog! He plays basketball! He loves his country! He’s an All-American!

And most importantly, he has the good sense to use Ray Charles’ classic recording of America The Beautiful in his vignette!

I’m sure somewhere along the way he’d promise a Blinking Horse in every garage and a gold record of With My Baby Tonight on every bathroom wall!

I’d vote for Jeff Jarrett in a heartbeat!

That’s V-O-(ha-ha!)-T-E!

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4 Responses to "It Came From YouTube: Vote for Jeff Jarrett- he has a dog and plays basketball!"
  1. John C says:

    “Hi, I’m Jeff Jarrett and I’m wondering if someone could explain to me what a Good Housekeeping Match is?”

  2. Anonymous says:

    I wanted to hate on this so bad, but the song makes it work 100%.

  3. The Scanian Maniac says:

    It brings the Whitest Kids U’ Know sketch “Clint Webb For Senator” to mind. And Vermin Supreme :-)

  4. 80's Guy says:

    Jarrett still sucks. Vastly overrated little twerp.

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