Crapper Sean Bateman writes:
You can insert jokes about Double J being a politician here
He plays with his dog! He plays basketball! He loves his country! He’s an All-American!
And most importantly, he has the good sense to use Ray Charles’ classic recording of America The Beautiful in his vignette!
I’m sure somewhere along the way he’d promise a Blinking Horse in every garage and a gold record of With My Baby Tonight on every bathroom wall!
I’d vote for Jeff Jarrett in a heartbeat!