It Came From YouTube: The Wheel Of Dixie

12 Submitted by on Thu, 14 November 2013, 21:24

“Wheel of Dixie, turn turn turn! Tell us the lesson that we should learn!”.

Lesson #27:¬†Dixie shouldn’t be allowed to do these promos because she has all the personality and acting skills of Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s 2×4″.

(With sincere apologies to Yakko, Wakko and Dot).

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12 Responses to "It Came From YouTube: The Wheel Of Dixie"
  1. Jordan Mishkin says:

    …Sugah

  2. John says:

    “SPIN THE WHEEL, MAKE HER SQUEAL!!!!!!!!! SPIN THE WHEEL, MAKE HER SQUEAL!!!!!!!!!”

  3. THE Jeffry Mason says:

    D_X_ _ C_N’T _CT F_R SH_T

    Category: Resaons I Don’t Watch TNA

    Wanna buy a vowel? Remember, this is the prize round, so if you solve the puzzle correctly TNA will win an all expenses paid trip to sunny Orlando, FL!

  4. Chris says:

    15 seconds into this clip and I have to stop.

    Did she really just say

    “The Turning Point PAY PER VIEW that is live, and FREE on Spike TV.”

    I don’t watch much TNA but I know I’d be worried if a woman with Dixie’s power in the company doesn’t understand the definition of PAY per view.

  5. Kareem Ofweet says:

    I happened to turn on Impact last night in time to watch her promo for the World Title tournament. Jesus Christ is she wooden. And is she supposed to be a character now?

  6. Mr Maddog says:

    What would she say if the Wheel lands on HLA Match?

  7. TastelessOne says:

    Really? A ‘spin the wheel’ segment without a Coal Miner’s Glove match stip?

  8. chris says:

    A sincere thank you for the reference to the Wheel of Morality from Animaniacs

  9. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    I swear, if Dixie teases her hair any more, it’s going to turn on her and join the B.A Star program.

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