In 1987 The Ultimate Warrior (then known as “The Dingo Warrior” in World Class Championship Wrestling) appeared in a series of commercials for “Westway Ford” which is a Ford car dealership in Texas that is still in business to this day.
It’s “Snail Damage III”? So they’ve had a problem with snail damage at least twice before? What happened?! There just has to be a story there.
Oh! Make an “Escort go”. I get it! Clever.
Buying a Chevy doesn’t make the world work!