Longtime Crapper Randall B. submitted this clip from some obscure Midwest independent wrestling promotion circa 1995.
I try not to post independent stuff because it’s almost always done so cheaply that it isn’t fair to pick it apart; but the guy practically insisted I take a look.
He said he submitted it because of the announce team, and not the wrestling action itself.
So let’s listen to the guys they picked to do commentary.
“The Live Wire” is pretty decent.
Dallas “Tornado” James is fine, all things considered.
Okay, not bad so far. I don’t really see why this was submitted…
Oh, wait… That other dude they put in there is pretty bad. He sticks out like Pat Patterson at a Playboy Mansion party.
He’s just freaking horrible! Is he supposed to be a babyface? Give me a break! Snooze city!
I’d say he’s the Sean Mooney of indie commentators but that would be an insult to Mr. Mooney.
Why’d they hire him, anyway? He’s probably just some mega-mark who wanted to hear his own voice on a wrestling show so he could brag to his friends about it.
Maybe if they turned him heel, it would help him develop a character a little but otherwise; this guy’s gotta go! Nobody should be forced to listen to such a horrible piece of garba&*#@>_%$&
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