It Came From YouTube: This indie wrestling announce team needs a little work…

10 Submitted by on Wed, 05 June 2013, 00:00

Longtime Crapper Randall B. submitted this clip from some obscure Midwest independent wrestling promotion circa 1995.

I try not to post independent stuff because it’s almost always done so cheaply that it isn’t fair to pick it apart;  but the guy practically insisted I take a look.

He said he submitted it because of the announce team, and not the wrestling action itself.

So let’s listen to the guys they picked to do commentary.

“The Live Wire” is pretty decent.

Dallas “Tornado” James is fine, all things considered.

Okay, not bad so far. I don’t really see why this was submitted…

Oh, wait… That other dude they put in there is pretty bad. He sticks out like Pat Patterson at a Playboy Mansion party.

He’s just freaking horrible! Is he supposed to be a babyface? Give me a break! Snooze city!

I’d say he’s the Sean Mooney of indie commentators but that would be an insult to Mr. Mooney.

Why’d they hire him, anyway? He’s probably just some mega-mark who wanted to hear his own voice on a wrestling show so he could brag to his friends about it.

Maybe if they turned him heel, it would help him develop a character a little but otherwise; this guy’s gotta go! Nobody should be forced to listen to such a horrible piece of garba&*#@>_%$&

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10 Responses to "It Came From YouTube: This indie wrestling announce team needs a little work…"
  1. bret_owen99 says:

    SERVER ERROR 027: USER PAUL KRAFT’S CONNECTION TO URL WRESTLECRAP.COM TERMINATED BY SYSTEMS ADMINISTRATOR.

    What the beep?

  2. Down With OPC says:

    RD Maddox

  3. GeneMean says:

    I’m pretty sure Pat Patterson would be the only guy not “sticking out” at a Playboy Mansion party.

  4. Noel Frey says:

    Still better than Tony Dawson.

  5. HenaSkalapenaBOTTLE1981 says:

    It is funny clip(very funny) but also you get an understanding of where a begining is for a young wrestler. No big lights here, no big sound system, no gigantic screen, a few fans in the crowd, and some wrestlers probably eat fast food together after the show. Simple gimmicks and some recycled names. This is like the core training time in on street “Who Gives a Crap” in “Stinkville Gym”.

    You KNOW it stinks like sweat wherever they are at. Lol.

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