It Came From YouTube: The Power Pressure Cooker XL gets Two Toes Up from Gene Snitsky!

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Gene Snitsky knows good food.

And he knows that to make good food, you need the right toos.

You need

The Power Pressure Cooker XL!

Watch him demonstrate how to use it and make a mouthwatering meal- because you can work up quite a hearty appetite after a long day of writing thoughtful poetry, accidentally killing fetuses, and licking women’s feet.

Gene deserves his own show on The Food Network… Maybe he could do a show with Barefoot Contessa!

I’d totally watch a cooking show hosted by Gene every single day! I’m serious- he’s good in this commercial.

It’s not Gene Snitsky’s fault if you don’t buy this amazing pressure cooker right now! Operators are standing by!

The only way this infomercial could be any better is if he would’ve drop-kicked an inferior pressure cooker right into a studio audience…

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14 Responses to "It Came From YouTube: The Power Pressure Cooker XL gets Two Toes Up from Gene Snitsky!"
  1. Sean Bateman says:

    Remember If you can’t make that, it wasn’t Snitsky’s Fault

  2. True Baru says:

    Sorry Big Cheese, but the poetry bit was Heidenrich, not Gene Snitsky! Which begs the question; what’s John Heidenrich doing these days to earn a dollar?
    Anywho.. Snitsky did a great job here, he’s a natural salesman! Too bad he couldn’t sell this good in the squared circle

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      Yeah but I could’ve sworn Gene read some poetry at at least one Raw about how he was sorry he accidentally killed Lita’s unborn child. Maybe my memory is just failing me again.

      • Doc 902714 says:

        No but he did give a poem on Edge & Lita’s wedding ceremony titled “It’s Not My Fault” He told Heidenreich that he liked his poetry at 2004 Survivor Series, I think.

  3. Guilty Party says:

    I do love a good Low Country Boil.

  4. Doc75 says:

    maybe its me but he n Mike Knox could pass az brotherz.

  5. CP says:

    I’ll say this, he isn’t really a bad pitchman. He’s not great either, but serviceable.

    But in all seriousness, the jokes just write themselves.

  6. Jordan Mishkin says:

    Not going to lie. I want some wings now. It’s totally Snitsky’s fault.

  7. Mister Forth says:

    Another time Hogan couldn’t be reached.

  8. Jimbolian says:

    Despite being in some Wrestlecrap moments, I’ve enjoyed Snitsky’s character when he was around before they made him shave his head and eyebrows plus have his teeth dyed green as some creepy troll, monster type heel.

  9. Saint Stryfe (@saintstryfe) says:

    I won’t lie: That low country boil looks absolutely delicious. I’d try it in a heartbeat.

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