It Came From YouTube: The Creatures Of The Night have gifts for The Undertaker

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During The Undertaker’s forgettable epic feud with Kama in 1995 over his stolen urn (which Kama had melted down in a chain), two mysterious gothic Undertaker fans would appear at ringside with gifts for The Undertaker including a black wreath.

They must have bought the gifts from the Bed, Goth, And Beyond catalog.

These gifts apparently gave The Undertaker special powers that he lacked because his urn was not in Paul Bearer’s possession anymore.

Um, or something.

Oh, no! Now that Mr. Creature’s gift was destroyed by Kama, he’s going to be even more of a Downy Clowny!

:cry:

Maybe he can write some really bad, mopey poetry about the experience in purple Crayola marker in his Official Undertaker spiral notebook or something…

The Creatures appeared for a few weeks and then disappeared back into their parents’ basements.

They mostly just remind me of the Goth Talk skits from Saturday Night Live.

And no, they were not Shane and/or Stephanie McMahon despite what you may have read elsewhere.

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11 Responses to "It Came From YouTube: The Creatures Of The Night have gifts for The Undertaker"
  1. hobu0 says:

    Didn’t the male creature get his ass beat by like, Mr. Hughes I think???

  2. Mister Forth says:

    Strangely, I get the feeling this ranks low on the list of strangest Taker fueds.

  3. John says:

    Oh you fiend Kama how dare you beat up Dieter from The Sprockets. I’d always heard that was the young Shane O’Mac getting whupped on. Interim President Monsoon then said he was concerned about the fan’s external occipital protuberance.

  4. Anonymous says:

    I’m assuming that the Creatures of the Night have already been inducted?

  5. Jeremy says:

    I think this feud would’ve been better if Kama took the melted down urn and placed a voodoo curse on it, or gotten the female creature of the night to become one of his hoes a few years later.

  6. Dave Mitchell says:

    Poseurs …

  7. The Doctor of Style says:

    “Bed, Goth, And Beyond”

    Ouch! 8D

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