Crapper Rich Veramontes submitted this video and writes:
A Crappy P.N. News rap video for the great american bash..that almost makes one long for the Wrestlerock Rumble
Hope you enjoy! lol
P.N News raps like he just ate an entire package of Unisom Sleeping Pills and finished it off with a case of NyQuil for a chaser.
In 1993 the WWF should have brought P.N News in to do rap battles with Oscar of Men On A Mission. How great would that have been?! License To Print Money(™)!
Sadly, I think some of P.N News’ outfits were responsible for blinding some kids in the first row or two of any arena he wrestled in. I hear that Crush had that same problem when he debuted as a face with his bright orange and yellow outfits. Maybe they both went to the same tailor?
Did you Crappers know that P.N News and fellow WrestleCrap inductee Mantaur are related? I’m not kidding! I think they’re cousins.
Yo baby, yo baby, yo! Thanks to my homeboy Rapmaster Rich for sending these dope rhymes my way, yo!
(Okay, I’ll stop with that, now…).