It Came From YouTube: Mickie James can do it all thanks to Diet Dr Pepper

12 Submitted by on Mon, 10 June 2013, 11:52

Wow! Mickie James is just a butt-kicking, horse-riding, country singing Diva who’s full of attitude!

And courage!

Oh yeah; and she grew up drinking Diet Dr Pepper when she first started riding horses, by the way! That’s very important to remember.

Don’t you ever forget that! She’s full of both spunk, and Diet Dr Pepper… which she was apparently drinking before she could even walk; if I’m understanding her correctly in this commercial. Nice parenting skills, there!

At least that’s the case according to her in this commercial for (what else?) “Cowboy Randy’s All-Purpose Centaur Chow”!

Nah; it’s a commercial for Diet Dr Pepper of course!

So; to summarize: She wrestles, and rides horses, and writes and performs country music.

And she never would have done any of those things without Diet Dr Pepper giving her the energy (?) and motivation (?!) along the way. Without Dr Pepper, she would have probably dropped out of high school and spent the rest of her life a miserable, depressed failure!

That’s so very inspiring.

License To Sell Diet Soft Drinks(™)!

Is this commercial supposed to get girls or women to buy Diet Dr Pepper?

I don’t think most girls/women have any idea who Mickie James is- not from her wrestling career; and certainly not from her fledgling country music career.

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12 Responses to "It Came From YouTube: Mickie James can do it all thanks to Diet Dr Pepper"
  1. TMS says:

    What in the HELL does that have to do with Diet Dr. Pepper?

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      As far as I can tell, nothing. If she’d said “I drink Diet Dr Pepper after a grueling match” it would’ve made a lot more sense.

  2. M@rk says:

    Her speech was pretty inspiring. IT was nice to see a little bit of her farm and how her country side is, ya know. Pretty neat.

  3. Anonymous says:

    This is the single most nonsensical beverage commercial of all time.

  4. Hunter says:

    Uh, did anyone else spot the Trish Stratus cameo at 1:12?

  5. bret_owen99 says:

    and people complain that Vince is PG….

  6. Mister Forth says:

    Dusty did the soda ad scene better justice.

  7. theOneManChainGang says:

    Proof positive of why wrestlers and non wrestling related commercials DONT mix

  8. Paul R. from SpookCentral.tk says:

    I wonder if Dr. Pepper inspired her to do that Leg Show magazine photoshoot 13 years ago.

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