UPDATED DIRECTOR’S CUT!!! It Came From YouTube: Matt Hardy’s Hair and Flying Babies

52 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2016, 12:01

Thought this couldn’t get any better?  Try this new DIRECTOR’S CUT.  Holy crap this is great.

And by great, I more WrestleCraptastic!

There’s also a MUSIC VIDEO of it you can find here.

Really not sure what is more offensive – a ‘baby’ being thrown as a distraction, Matt’s hair, or the horrendous editing in this clip.

Please make the call below!

Written by

Yeah, you know...the WrestleCrap guy. Been here since before day 1, I have. You can hang out with me on Facebook. (I'm on there quite a bit) or follow my exploits on Twitter (I'm on there not quite so often). Thanks, and Keep on Crappin'!
52 Responses to "UPDATED DIRECTOR’S CUT!!! It Came From YouTube: Matt Hardy’s Hair and Flying Babies"
  1. Autrach Sejanoz says:

    Dear LORD, that made The Room look like Gone With The Wind by comparison! HOW IN THE BLUE-EST OF BLUE HELLS IS THAT COMPANY STILL IN BUSINESS?!?!?!?

  2. Jim says:

    Of the three, the hair, especially with whatever accent Matt is trying to have. And “Brother Nero.” I just, can’t. And is that really Jeff’s middle name?

    This seems like an overly complex plan by a villain. Was it a special table that he put Jeff through?

    • Philip says:

      I believe Nero is indeed Jeff’s real middle name, yes. You’d have to ask his and Matt’s parents why they thought naming their kid after an insane Roman emperor was a good idea, though.

  3. Alexandru says:

    Nice to see the Hardy’s aren’t wasting the twilight of their careers or anything. That hair um yeah no just no

  4. John C says:

    “Drop the baby, Pillman!!!!” (Epic Shane Douglas ECW moment)

    Wouldn’t a trampoline be more represenitive of what they started using when they trained themselves. They made better looking and more intelligent videos as teenagers than this shite. Cocaine isn’t always a hell of a drug, they both seem really sad and pathetic as time has gone way by them. The baby seemed more convincing and lifelike than these two has beens and I was a big of them back in the day.

  5. GeneMean says:

    Is he supposed to be doing a “Matt Hardy impersonating Gene Simmons impersonating a plantation owner” gimmick?

  6. RobVanDamIsABallerina says:

    So I’m 99% sure the conversation with his stylist/blind friend started with Matt describing “a cross between Gene Simmons and the guy who keeps getting struck by lightning in The Great Outdoors…”

  7. Another Dave says:

    Remember when MATT was the normal one?

  8. Mark Smart says:

    Does Matt remind anyone else of a generic knock off of Raven here?And Jeff fell for the ol’ “catch a thrown baby doll” trick. Haven’t seen that since Gotch vs Hackenschmidt back in 1908. BTW the hair takes it…………it’s obnoxiously distracting.

    In fact, the baby doll was overkill…….the hair should have been enough to distract Jeff long enough to get put through the table. BTW….ouch. But I did like the slow mo…………gotta deduct points for Matt not holding the back of his head, though.

  9. Jim says:

    Whoa…

  10. Kev says:

    Wow. Just….wow.

  11. 80's Guy says:

    Matt and that hair is what it would look like if Beethoven and Pepe LePew had a love child….

    • Thomas says:

      The wacky hair reminded me of Cruella DeVille, and that plus the black outfit made me think Matt Hardy looked more like a pretentious, frustrated artist.

  12. Barronmore says:

    IT’S JIMMY JACOBS! HE’S BACK!

    ok, in all seriousness..how long until this is inducted? Is this a sneak peek for tomorrows induction?Is this the actual quality of the current product? I think this might be worse then WCW’s closing years….

  13. Caveman says:

    So Slammiversary will take place in a barn. Why doesn’t that surprise me at all?

  14. Terrence says:

    “It will end where it all began” -Matt Hardy

    “Wrestling in front of 50 people?” – Jeff Hardy

  15. Sean Bateman says:

    This is worse than Heroes of Wrestling Bad.

  16. Tom Hastings says:

    Oh my god. Just when you think they cannot get any worse TNA outdoes themselves. All we need now is to make Scott Steiner part of the feud and let him a mike and no control. Good times a coming. I think the editing and “acting” are worse, far worse. The baby is not all that offensive, see Snitsky. And what does hot Jeff with in the back of the head???

  17. EWA Beach Boy says:

    I didn’t know TNA hired the sound guy from Japanese Kong Fu flicks.

    Matt looks like a demented skunk that stuck it’s paw in an electrical outlet on purpose.

    Too bad they don’t make B movies anymore, these 3 (4 if you count the baby doll) could’ve been D list stars.

    Why didn’t Jeff just punt the baby doll when it was thrown at him???

    Does anybody outside of Matt and Jeff have any idea what the Brother Nero reference means?

    So Jeff can survive a jump of 30 feet to put Matt thru a table a few weeks ago but being put thru a table from the ring apron ends him. And we all though WWE had continuity issues!!!

  18. EWA Beach Boy says:

    The answer to the question is ‘All of the Above!’.

  19. Jimbolian says:

    Did anyone notice the special cameo appearances by the AJ Styles baby doll playing the role of Hardy baby doll and the Japanese table as Japanese round table?

  20. Chris V says:

    Yeah, apparently Matt Hardy went insane…and started speaking in a really bad Shakespearean voice. That seemed an odd direction to take the character.

    “Alas, poor Nero. I knew him, Reby. A fellow of infinite risk-taking and most charismatic enigmaity.. I bore him on my back for many years as part of a tag team. My Mattitude rises at the very thought of it. Where be your flashes of Swanton bombs and Twists of Fate now? They were wont to see a crowd on fire and an opponent through a table.”

  21. RobVanDamIsABallerina says:

    If the doll was done up like Willow this would have been the greatest piece of Crap in history.

  22. Jeremy says:

    And the front runner for this year’s Gooker award is…..

    Who knew Jeff would turn out to be the more sane brother?

    Too bad TNA’s entire budget went into making that video.

    • Autrach Sejanoz says:

      Front runner? Unless something equally stupid happens, I think we’ve found this year’s winner.

  23. Geoff says:

    TNA got their budget when Dixie went into the business of making Yodels, cupcakes and ding dongs.

    As for Matt going insane, well that’s what happens when you get to be version 1.0 mattitude. Gold in Vince’s mind but burnout in Matt’s

  24. Dave says:

    Maybe Matt is auditioning to be KFC’s next Colonel? Or for the lead role in a Foghorn Leghorn live-action flick. doesn’t explain the receding skunk stripe, though. Boy, is this bad. Even Jeff looks like he has no desire to be there.

  25. RD Reynolds says:

    I legit cannot stop watching this.

  26. M says:

    Matt looks like a homeless Seth Rollins

  27. martin says:

    I can’t believe that this went through creative and was able to be aired even if it’s just on youtube. How can we take TNA seriously after this? it’s so bad that it’s good and you want to rewatch this over and over again.

  28. Harry Beaver says:

    Matt has always been my favorite Hardy. But this is seriously making me question that. Good God that is some horrible hair!

  29. GeneMean says:

    Whoever came up with this is special, but not the Mr. Rogers kind of special. It’s more like the “needs someone else to cut up their food for them” kind of special.

  30. Brian says:

    I just want to remind everybody, that while this insanity is going on, WWE just booked Cena – Styles

  31. Nancy says:

    The least wooden thing in this was the table.

  32. Winifred Overstreet says:

    The sliding garage door on the barn is open at 4:10 and closed and 4:20
    This completely destroyed the illusion for me. Kayfabe is dead.

  33. Mark Smart says:

    This is brilliant. Seriously. Think about it. TNA has been trying forever to do things but always ends up sucking. They just said screw it and amped up the suck factor to ridiculous levels and it has ironically become interesting.

    It may be unintended but they may have stumbled onto something that works. A cross between a bad soap opera and the Jerry Springer show with a dash of “wrestling” It’s got to be a rib. There’s no way they think this is good in the traditional sense.

  34. RobVanDamIsABallerina says:

    I can’t wait for the blow off when we truly find out WHO PAID FOR JEFF’S GIRLS TOYS?!?

  35. Thomas says:

    Here’s Bryan and Vinny giving their take on the video:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou3mSoc9azc

  36. MistaMaddog says:

    Why does Matt look like Howard Hughes after a long time of seclusion?

    • Hobu0 says:

      Man if he was walking around wearing Kleenex boxes on his feet I would spend every dime in my bank account supporting TNA

  37. KatieVictoriasSecret says:

    Whelp, TNA’s gonna flat-out clinch the Gooker this year with that….masterpiece.

    On one hand this going viral is exactly the kind of thing TNA needs to stoke up some kind of mainstream attention for their product. On the other hand there’s nothing like associating your product in the public’s mind with cheap, embarrassing antics like these.

    Here’s the Mea Maximum Culpa video they released in response to everyone laughing at this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSmj28cCz88

  38. Andy PG says:

    “Sanctuary of the Genesis”… and no one’s made a McGillicutty joke? C’MON!

  39. Aimee WM says:

    We found it – the 2016 Gooker Award Winner! Everyone else go home, we’re not gonna top this one.

  40. Rich says:

    Did you see the spoof of the whole thing with EC3, Eli Drake, Spud and Tyrus? I think it’s kinda telling what the rest of the company thinks of the whole vignette that they posted this on their official YT channel as well

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSmj28cCz88

  41. BigPoppaNasty says:

    I don’t care how bad Roman Reigns has been this year, Matt Hardy vs Jeff Hardy is the Gooker. This is the Gooker to End All Gookers. Wrestlecrap can retire the award or at least rename it following this.

  42. Mr. Glen says:

    This ranks up there with some of the all time greatest inductions. Shame it can’t just be inducted right damn now and we can get it over with but alas, this be Gooker material and needs to be inducted at that time.
    The wooden acting, the gardener being there for no apparent reason, the non breakable table, bizarre dialogue, the baby throwing. This was Ed Wood level bad!

leave a comment