TONY: “Have you ever heard of Lanny Poffo?”
TONY’S HOT FRIEND: “OH! Wasn’t he The Genius?”.
Stop! Stop the commercial!
Wait just a cotton-pickin’ minute, here!
I need to address this.
Crappers; if you walk up to any hot woman (or.. just about any woman; really) and you ask her if she know who Lanny Poffo is; and she replies in the affirmative with enthusiasm as the woman up there does, then you need to pinch yourself because you are very likely dreaming.
The more likely response you’re going to get is “No, I have no idea who that is”.
(Or, in my case; “Get away from me! I have mace and I’m not afraid to use it!”).
You go on to explain “He was The Genius in the WWF”.
and she’ll counter with “The who in the what, now?”.
Anywhoo, fellow Crapper (yes, we’re proud to say he is in fact one of us!) Lanny Poffo shills for The Gazelle and tells us what a fine product it is and how it helped him get back into shape (and hey; to his credit he looks to be in outstanding shape for his age- or any age, really).
PoffoPoolPosse.com, I bet that URL’s not taken…
Check out Lanny’s website here, including some cool stuff you can buy in his store.