It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan finds a hot date to take to his restaurant

7 Submitted by on Thu, 27 February 2014, 11:14

You know, between this commercial, and this other commercial featuring Jimmy Hart that we’ve featured in the past; I’m really starting to wonder some things about The Mouth Of The South…

CrossDressingJimmyHart.com! I bet that URL’s not taken!

But if it is, I really don’t want to know…

On the plus side, Jimmy is probably a more interesting and smarter date than Linda or his current wife ever were.

Hogan taking his “date” to his own crappy theme restaurant certainly seems like something he’d do, doesn’t it?

Does this ad make you want to go to Hogan’s restaurant for a burger in any way whatsoever, Crappers?

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7 Responses to "It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan finds a hot date to take to his restaurant"
  1. Anonymous says:

    [screams internally]

  2. Autrach Sejanoz says:

    In one of my old Apter mags, there’s a column by Dutch Mantell where he was at a show in a small Indiana town called Loogootee, and the deal was that Jimmy Hart would get stripped down to his boxers, then go to the back.

    However, Steve Keirn (yes, he of The Fabulous Ones & Wrestlecrap inductee Skinner), deliberately stripped off Hart’s boxers as well, so Jimmy had to run backstage completely naked. The 1,500-strong crowd loved it, but the city fathers were so outraged, they banned wrestling from the town forever.

    Anyway, Dutch apparently had a photo of this, but, “…those stupid people who run the archives (me) have lost or misplaced it. I think it is the only photo anyone has of poor little Hart in the buff unless he has a penchant for taking naked photos of himself.”

    Between this video and that other one where he was holding a rave in his bedroom wearing only his underpants, I’m starting to wonder…

  3. Barronmore says:

    Does this ad make you want to go to Hogan’s restaurant for a burger in any way whatsoever, Crappers?

    No. No. No. No. No. No. Did I mention No?

  4. Hardcore Dummy says:

    Think I’ll just go wash my eyes with washing up liquid

  5. John Matrix says:

    I could actually hear my erection wither and die.

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