From Wrestlemania X, here’s Harvey Wippleman harassing Howard Finkel about his short-lived toupee.
What’s that you say?
Oh, that’s right… There’s supposed to be a match between Adam Bomb and Earthquake happening?
Oh geez.. Um, we don’t really have much time allotted for this match…
Okay, fine. We’ll throw ’em out there and let Earthquake squash him in about 35 seconds in a totally meaningless, and heatless match where there was no buildup feud whatsoever.
The stupid Fink/Wippleman stuff lasted longer than the freaking match!
This is a classic case of bad time management.
Look, I’m not saying you needed to give these guys 20 minutes or anything, but they were both capable of putting on a perfectly decent wrestling match if given enough time to do their thing.
And let’s not get into the pointlessly dumb FInk/Wippleman feud that lead to that tuxedo match…
What did this do for Earthquake?
What did this do for Adam Bomb?
If I may borrow a line from a great Native American wrestler…
Thanks for nothing, bookers!