Blade Braxton: “We had so much fun last week looking at Paul Christy’s meltdown on the TNT show, I figured let’s go back to the well again. No Mean Gene to hassle Paul this time. In his place we get the three-time NWA world heavyweight champion, Lou Thesz, conducting the interview. And what a fine interview it is, complete with Paul losing it mentally, abusing his female manager, Bunny Love, and even giving tips on how to properly physically assault a woman. Last week, Paul asked the timeless question, “How many apartment buildings can you own?” This week, Paul tries to answer another question that really wasn’t necessary…
How many inches of Lou Thesz’s rod can you deep throat?
Paul Christy: Wrestler. Magician. Hypnotist. Linda Lovelace impersonator.
You remember 70’s porn star Linda Lovelace don’t you? Pretty blue eyes, physical appearance, charming personality. Right? You got it? Woman. Sexual. Alright?