It Came From YouTube Classic: Iceman Parsons, Furniture Salesman

2 Submitted by on Wed, 20 February 2013, 09:00


Not sure you’ve noticed, but there’s a recession going on. So many factors have led to this nation’s current financial woes. One of the problems with the economy is that the people who do have money are afraid to spend any. That’s one of the reasons the auto industry is in the toilet. Forget government bailouts, I’ve got the real solution to revive Ford and GM. Get Iceman King Parsons (with an assist from Van Halen) shilling your product ASAP. Watch what the Iceman single handedly does for the furniture industry…

  

You see, don’t you just wanna run out and buy furniture now? If you were a smart business man who wanted to increase his company’s revenue, you too would have the Iceman ranting and raving about your goods and services on the boob tube.

One last thought. I know what Parsons said in the commercial, but if by some chance Love’s Furniture in Texas still exists, please do not walk into the store and state, “The Iceman sent me.” You’re liable to scare the living shit out of the owner and be shot and / or arrested on the spot

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2 Responses to "It Came From YouTube Classic: Iceman Parsons, Furniture Salesman"
  1. Wrestlecrap's Janitor says:

    I’d totally buy a recliner from this man.

    Make it TWO!

  2. 80's Guy says:

    I loved watching Iceman Parsons back in the day as a kid. I still remember watching his feud with Gentleman Chris Adams on the old black and white telly (no pun intended)…

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