It Came From YouTube: Brock Lesner- Interior Redecorator

13 Submitted by on Tue, 07 May 2013, 13:07

Paul Heyman is absolutely hilarious.

The laptop must’ve been running Windows 8.

Also; it’s nice to know that apparently Titan Towers has no security whatsoever and nobody thinks to call the police or anything.

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13 Responses to "It Came From YouTube: Brock Lesner- Interior Redecorator"
  1. Sir Thomas says:

    Suddenly I’m reconsidering hiring Lesner to do my kitchen.

  2. patricko says:

    I’d let him tear the old stuff out, but definitely wanna hire someone else to put the new stuff in…..

    Found the segment too long and kinda dumb last night.

    no security, very few employees, a small office with a cheap desk for the COO….. can’t turn my corporate brain off long enough to buy into this sort of thing….

  3. Sharpe Puppy says:

    I’m so fucking sick of people using the “call the police” excuse. Nobody would said that if it was the Four Horsemen breaking Dusty’s arm.

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      I would have. I hate wrestling angles where wrestlers do things that are obviously illegal and beyond the bounds of wrestling and nobody else does anything about it. It makes the baby faces (or in this case, the WWE as a whole) look like incompetent idiots.

  4. patricko says:

    If the horsemen attacked him in a public place, outside of the wrestling ring/arena, with lots of alleged innocent bystanders… by standing, of course the police would be called by someone.

    F*ck sakes, good angles done IN wrestling venues used to result in the police or fire department being called, because it was so real to the viewer they didn’t realize they were watching a previously taped show.

    The bottom line is that, in the real world, the moment they barged through the office lobby, with video camera, security would have been on them, and police would have been called.

  5. patricko says:

    Further reason why it’s not possible to suspend disbelief – if it was a legit office invasion, etc etc etc – why give air time to Heymen to show it? Surely HHH and his bride would have been enraged when they got the call from the office, heymen and lesnar would have been fired, you never would have been subjected to it on RAW. Just lazy writing….

  6. Jay "The Brain" Mann says:

    A lot of people seem to forget that the attack on Dusty WAS outside the wrestling arena. Watch:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_KCuwQrsmw

    Anyways, Brock looked like he was enjoying the destruction. I wouldn’t want to meet him in a dark alley. I might not return.

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      Paul’s commentary and Brock having a blast absolutely make this segment great.

      • Jay "The Brain" Mann says:

        Definitely. I would pay good money to watch a show where Brock just destroys stuff for a half hour.

  7. Mister Forth says:

    Given the outdated laptop & a replica that wasn’t releathered, Lesnar might have done him a favor.

  8. Steve "Hard Rock" Diamond says:

    Heyman strikes again…..really makes me long for ECW

  9. I'm Not Using My Real Name says:

    Of course no one in the office called he cops. Hell Triple H and HBK once spray painted a giant DX logo on the side of that building and nobody called the cops. Do you know how long it would take to spray paint something that big, plenty of time to call cops.

  10. Paul R. from SpookCentral.tk says:

    Rock beats Scissors
    Paper beats Rock
    Scissors beats Paper
    Desk beats Sledgehammer

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