It Came From YouTube: Andre: Heart Of The Giant trailer

13 Submitted by on Thu, 06 June 2013, 06:54

Crapper Sean writes:

You know I’ve been looking for so long for the DVD not because I WANT to see the movie, but just to know that it exists…

After all, this one trailer….this one trailer…can we even call this a film? The guy playing Andre looks like shit…or a guy in a Carlito wig….in fact I think that’s exactly what it is!

Ha! Yeah, this one really mystified me when I saw it a few years ago. It looks like it was shot with about a $500 budget. I don’t know anyone who’s seen the actual movie except for this trailer.

I like how in Andre’s P.O.V shots in the beginning he’s about 20 feet tall judging from how high up his perspective is.

What a disgrace to Andre’s legacy.

Thanks for the submission, Sean!

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13 Responses to "It Came From YouTube: Andre: Heart Of The Giant trailer"
  1. John says:

    How could a movie with the star of Son of the Beach Roland Kickinger ever be bad. It looks like the same quality production crew that made the un-shocking secrets of pro wrestling revealed show.

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      I think “Pro Wrestling Secrets Revealed” had slightly better production values… but not by much.

    • Eric S says:

      Son of the Beach was a fantastic show. 2nd best thing Timothy Stack was in.

      • John says:

        It was a fun show but really do you think Roland “Not The Terminator” is someone you put into an actual feature film.

        • Paul R. from says:

          But Roland *was* the terminator! He was Arnold’s body double as the t-800 in terminator salvation. And he also played Arnold in some stupid (Lifetime?) made-for-TV movie after he was elected governor of California.

  2. Sir Cheese says:

    IMDB estimates the budget for this “movie” at $8 million. Wow, just wow.

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      I don’t doubt that IMDB says that, but I very much doubt the movie cost anything close to $8 million. Or even $1 million. Or even $5,000.

  3. Matt says:

    … I’m still trying to figure out what I just saw… did they just do a full blown comedy about Andre the Giant’s life? Seriously? A fricken comedy!? So that’s what we get for an Andre the Giant movie… a terrible comedy instead of a serious, down to earth movie that shows life in Andre’s shoes. Wow, just wow! I actually felt offended watching this trailer, and it most definitely fits the WrestleCrap mold! May god have mercy on this movie’s soul!

  4. Jeff says:

    I didn’t know Andre had a tattoo on his shoulder blade.

  5. I'm Not Using My Real Name says:

    I tried to find this movie, I thought it was a joke. The myspace page for the film says you can buy the DVD only at Sadly the site doesn’t exist. I guess the world will miss out on this one.

  6. Two Count Kev says:

    Another Alan Smithee classic!

  7. Jason Liverman says:

    I just listed my copy for sale. I bought it from that website years ago when Myspace was still around.

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