Long Island, NY – Former WWE, WCW, and TNA writer Vince Russo is taking time out of his busy schedule to plan a very special Valentine’s Day with his wife.
“Bro, it’s going to be totally sweet. My wife is going to absolutely love it. First, I’m going to make her breakfast in bed. Literally. I’m going to get some hot plates and make pancakes, bacon, and eggs right next to her while she’s sleeping. Oh, man, wouldn’t that be funny if she rolled over onto one of the scalding-hot plates. No one would see that coming!”
After breakfast, Russo intends to take his wife to all of her favorite jewelry store to pick out something special. “The key word is “pick”, said Russo. “She’s going to have four boxes in front of her: one containing a diamond ring, one with a Ring Pop, one with a piece of dog doo, and one with divorce papers! Bro, she better pick the right one!”
The days events will have a brief intermission due to Russo filming another shoot interview. Following the 3-hour long interview in which he will blame the death of WCW on Kwee Wee and Nitro Girl Tygress, Russo will take his wife out for a lovely night with dinner and a movie. “It’s going to be so classy. We’re going to get a Crave Case and a sack of onion rings from White Castle, a bottle of Diet Shasta Grapefruit, and some Little Debbie Zebra Cakes for dessert. We’ll chow down on the bed and watch our favorite movie, Ready To Rumble. David Arquette is just the best, isn’t he?”
When asked how he plans to finish off the special evening, Russo winked and said, “No-Holds Barred, Blindfold, Flogger-On-A-Pole Bedroom Match, bro, and you better believe Major Gunns will be making a run-in.”