SOON TO BE UNEMPLOYED, DIVORCED MAN STILL LAUGHING ABOUT GOAT FACE COMMENT
By Justin Henry
Springfield, IL – Todd Haney was a man who seemingly had it all. A good job, a beautiful wife, and the respect and admiration of his neighbors. But all that changed on June 11, as Haney had USA Network on in the background as he was scheduling a two week vacation to Hawaii for his family. For on that evening, Haney heard something that made him laugh uproariously.
And he’s not stopped laughing since.
“Oh man, goat face…GOAT FACE! Did you hear that? GOAT FACE! HA HA HA HA!!!”
The incident which has seemingly changed Haney’s life forever was an interview segment on WWE Raw featuring CM Punk and Daniel Bryan in which Punk flippantly labeled Bryan a “goat face.” While such a silly, somewhat immature comment was likely forgotten by most viewers, it’s one that Haney says he’ll always remember.
“Ha ha ha…see, Bryan has that beard…snicker…and then Punk…oh man, I can hardly breathe here…Punk saw it, and…ha ha ha…you know, GOAT FACE!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!”
While Haney is amused, those around him are not. Most notably, his wife Cheryl.
“He has been laughing at that stupid thing for two weeks straight now,” wept Mrs. Haney. “I don’t mean for a few minutes at a time. He’s been laughing every moment he’s been awake. He doesn’t go to work; they’ve threatened fire him. He doesn’t talk to me or the kids, he doesn’t do anything except watch that stupid goat face segment over and over. Our lives are in shambles and all he does is laugh.”
When asked for comment, Mr. Haney replied, “Oh yeah, she came in here the other day waving divorce papers in my face while I was watching it again. It really bummed out, because I missed the look on Bryan’s face when he was labeled ‘Goat face’.”
After a momentarily reflection, Haney started laughing again.
“HA HA HA!! The beard! He called him Goat Face! CLASSIC!”