Headlies: Maxel Hardy Demands His Release From TNA

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Nashville, TN – Maxel Hardy, the infant son of TNA stars Matt Hardy and Reby Sky, has demanded his immediate and unconditional release from TNA.

Rumors of Maxel’s departure began swirling soon after his father Matt and uncle Jeff battled each other in what has been dubbed “The Final Deletion.” Following the match, a visibly upset Maxel entered TNA President Dixie Carter’s office. Several sources have reported that the two had a heated exchange that lasted well over an hour.

“When all was said and done, someone left in tears,” said longtime TNA employee Jeremy Borash. “And it wasn’t Maxel.”

What was said between the two is unclear, mostly because Maxel can’t speak yet and because Dixie just kept repeating ‘Sugah’ over and over again.

Maxel’s lawyer, Jeffrey Nussbaum, Esq, released a statement, saying “Maxel Hardy has been unhappy with the direction of his character for some time. Despite several attempts to work with TNA creative and providing them with multiple character adjustments and storyline ideas, Maxel remains mired in mediocrity. The events of The Final Deletion was the final straw. After meeting with Dixie Carter, I have advised my client to seek a release from his contract so that he may reach his full potential elsewhere, whether that may be inside or outside of a wrestling ring.”

Nussbaum continued, “I would now like to read a direct quote from Maxel: ‘I can’t. I just can’t anymore. Did you see that Final Deletion crap? That awful editing? That ridiculous music? Drones, fences, fire? I mean, everything was pre-taped and they still left in a botch. Is it supposed to be funny or serious? TNA is a sinking ship and I still need my swimmies. I have my whole career ahead of me and I don’t need any of this. I didn’t even get to keep the xylophone that Señor Benjamin gave me for my birthday. Dixie said something about having to put it on layaway. That xylophone was exquisite!’

Many believe that Maxel will receive his release within the next few days. In order to continue the “Broken” Matt Hardy story, TNA officials are outfitting Eli Drake in baby clothes.

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13 Responses to "Headlies: Maxel Hardy Demands His Release From TNA"
  1. Geoff says:

    And nothing was said about over the top haircuts? He should have gotten a better lawyer and a better barber. I mean those haircuts. A monkey with scissors could’ve done a better job. I’m disappointed Maxel. I really am. I hope when you leave TNA, the name Maxel stays there. WWE can give you such a better name than Maxel. At least WWE can afford top of the line barbers.

  2. John C says:

    “Smackdown, with it’s first selection in the draft selects WWE newcomer….BASF!”

  3. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    “TNA is a sinking ship and I still need my swimmies.” Brilliant!!!

  4. Curtis says:

    I’m confused. Can he talk or not? One said he can’t and then you have quotes?

  5. Tom Hastings says:

    TNA’s in-house psychic creative is writing for Maxel. The in-house psychic (and soon-to-be Knockouts champ) is able to read his thoughts and channel his feelings. She will also be able to do the same with the Knockouts champion and will mock her feelings of insecurity in the upcoming promos. After winning she will take the Knockouts belt to NXT and dump it in a trashcan and promptly job to Bayley.

  6. Geoff says:

    Yay! Go Bayley

  7. Chris says:

    Maxell is honestly one of the best performers in TNA. He constantly looks like he couldn’t be less impressed with what’s going on. He honestly does look like he’s wondering how TNA is going to affect his career. Also, I have no faith in Dixie Carter to make sure they aren’t breaking any child labor laws in Maxell constantly appearing on TV. Ten to one TNA goes under when child services steps in

  8. Adam says:

    Maxel?

    … Between that and being given clown hair to match Matt, the kid should have asked for a release long before now.

  9. kevin says:

    the poor kid only wanted his real dad to win. I guess Jeff was tired of his brothers complaining so he let him win one time. It is a shame that Matt never did have the success like Jeff did, He is lucky he had Jeff or he would never have seen the fame at all.

  10. MistaMaddog says:

    “In order to continue the ‘Broken’ Matt Hardy story, TNA officials are outfitting Eli Drake in baby clothes.”

    That part already went to Rockstar Spud with Tyrus replacing Reby Sky…

  11. Caveman says:

    No wonder he is pissed off. He is the guy that defeated the Disco Inferno in his debut match, yet TNA doesn’t want to give him what he wants.

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