Headlies: Green Bay Packers bring in David Schultz for pep talk

8 Submitted by on Sun, 05 January 2014, 14:13

Yesterday, the visiting San Francisco 49ers recruited wrestling legend Ric Flair to speak to the team the day before their NFC wild-card game versus the Green Bay Packers, prompting San Francisco right tackle Anthony Davis to tweet his appreciation for the Nature Boy, while labeling Green Bay a “s*** hole.”

Outraged by the disrespect for the Packers’ home, Green Bay head coach Mike McCarthy flew in another famous figure from the wrestling world to even the score. “Dr. D” David Schultz delivered a scathing promo this morning on Ric Flair, the 49ers, and San Francisco in general.

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“Last time I was in San Francisco, I went downtown looking for a woman! I couldn’t find a woman! I found a lot of men that looked like women!” Upon hearing this, one FOX correspondent burst in to laughter, which he tried in vain to repress on camera. Still, Schultz continued his tirade:

“Now you, Ric Flair! You belong in San Francisco. That’s your kind of people, that’s your kind of place, ’cause you’ve never had a woman, baby!”

Schultz was unavailable for comment after the speech, although one reporter was slapped in the ears for questioning him about whether his animosity toward Flair and the 49ers was fake.

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A wrestling fan ever since the days of Wrestlemania IX, Art graduated from college in the same building where Art Donovan called King of the Ring 1994. He currently runs the "How Much Does This Guy Weigh?" blog, where he reviews New Generation-Era Monday Night Raws and Hasbro WWF figures. Email at: art@wrestlecrap.com
8 Responses to "Headlies: Green Bay Packers bring in David Schultz for pep talk"
  1. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    Wow! You work FAST! Great job, Art!

  2. Autrach Sejanoz says:

    “What’s wrong with you, Gene?”

  3. RD Reynolds says:

    Sadly, it didn’t lead to a Packer win. He should have slapped Kaepernick around.

  4. bigpoppanasty says:

    What is Green Bay, the city dump?

  5. Down With OPC says:

    Blade Braxton should have given the Ravens a pep talk during the season.

  6. Raven7309 says:

    Maybe if Dave Schultz took the place of Clay Matthews in the Packers line-up, they might’ve stood a chance. :-P

  7. James says:

    In Brit-speak, this was smashing. Made me laugh and I always love ones where some things that actually happened are paraphrased and used in innovative ways. Enjoy Art’s output a lot.

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