Headlies: Global Force Wrestling’s Fan Excited By TNA Acquisition

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Nashville, TN – Global Force Wrestling’s one and only fan has been making the rounds on wrestling message boards, Facebook groups, and Reddit celebrating the company’s re-branding of TNA.

A person by the name of “Joof Jorrett” has been joining various websites to praise the rebirth of his favorite company, Global Force Wrestling.

“It’s about dang time someone finally righted the TNA ship!” said Joof on r/SquaredCircle.

“That Jeff Jarrett sure is handsome and talented!” read another post by Joof on the Wrestlecrap board.

“The future is bright for GFW, just like Global Force Gold!” said Joof in the “YES! YES! YES!” Facebook group.

While Jorrett’s posts and comments have been met with overwhelmingly negative responses, there have been a few that have been supportive.

“I like the way Joof thinks!” said Ed from San Antonio on the F4W board.

“Bro, it’s gunna be absolutely huge. Can’t wait to work in wrestling again!” said VinnieRu694U on the WrestleZone forum.

Despite many fans remaining skeptical of Joof’s true identity, the enthusiastic fan continued to support Global Force Wrestling across the internet.

“Global Force Wrestling is going to beat out WWE in the ratings one year for name or my name isn’t J-E-Double-F, J-A-Double-R, E-Double-T!” proclaimed Joof in a now-deleted Tweet.

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7 Responses to "Headlies: Global Force Wrestling’s Fan Excited By TNA Acquisition"
  1. Commodus says:

    I look forward to more pinata on a pole matches, and the always popular year-long Jeff Jarrett title run.

  2. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    Ha! This gave me a good laugh when i needed it today. 🙂 Nicely done. I have a sudden craving for a Rooty Tooth Fresh ‘n Fruity breakfast at IHOP…

  3. Barronmore says:

    I’ve acutally been discussing the re-branding with my very casual fan brother in law. both of us are flabergasted that somehow Jeff Jerrett ran TNA into the ground,sold his stake, started a new company that NEVER got anywhere, SOLD it to the same people that bought TNA, and somehow convinced them to change their ‘name’ to his company they just bought.

    I always agreed with Wrestlecrap that Vince McMahon was the greatest promoter of all time by getting people to part with $50 bucks (in the 80’s no less) to see that stupid egg hatch at the Survivor Series. But THIS? This just might be the new honor….getting someone to buy TWO of your wrestling companies you’ve ran into the ground…while keeping you at the head of it.

    I hope the first 15 years covered in “The Death of TNA” are just vol. 1. It would be a real shame to think that we accept this re-branding of TNA as an actual new company.

  4. Konietzko says:

    It obviously wasn’t Jeff Jarrett, it didn’t have the HA HA

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