Headlies: Dolph Ziggler To Take On A Ladder At TLC

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Austin, TX – On this week’s edition of Smackdown, WWE COO Triple H announced that Dolph Ziggler will be facing a ladder at the TLC pay per view on December 16th.

Despite losing power at Survivor Series,Triple H was in the ring addressing the crowd for the first 20 minutes of Smackdown, when the restless crowd began to cheer Ziggler’s name.

“What the hell is wrong with your people?” snapped Triple H. “You want that ramen-haired spot monkey? I’m Triple H! I’m The Game! I’m The Cerebral Assassin! I’m insert nickname here! You should be kissing my feet and throwing rose petals in front of me!”

Chants of “We want Ziggler” rang throughout the arena. Incensed, Triple H ripped off his suit jacket and threw it to the floor.

“You want Ziggler?!” Triple H barked. “Fine, I’ll give you that pink-shirt wearing, open-mind speaking, showoff! You people say Ziggler could wrestle a broom and have a good match? Well I’ll do you one better. At TLC, Dolph Ziggler will take on a steel ladder in a traditional “Tables, Ladders, and Chairs” match. Get your popcorn ready, you…you…jerks!”

Ziggler responded to the match with a passionate 5 minute promo that was edited down to 18 seconds and put on the WWE App.

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12 Responses to "Headlies: Dolph Ziggler To Take On A Ladder At TLC"
  1. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    HA!! Very good! 🙂

  2. John C says:

    The winner of that match will face off against The Stairs in a Stairs Match. That winner will face the WWE World Heavyweight Champion if and when he decides to show up on tv again.

  3. RD Reynolds says:

    Literally LOL’ed at the last line of this. Brilliant!

  4. Kevin says:

    Great stuff. One of your best.

  5. bobby heenan's man, Woodrow says:

    I’ve obtained footage from the app, in the 18 seconds it amounts to Dolph Twizzler being happy to have a chance to take the next step up the ladder

  6. the14thListener says:

    Ric Flair, the Broom Stick and Sack of Flour will be at ring side.

  7. Doc75 says:

    this match would be more watchable than that one between Triple H n Kevin Nash a couple of yearz ago. sledgehammer up a ladder. sure lets not go with a pole match like Vince Russo would want. lets go even more senseless.

  8. Thomas Moffatt says:

    Triple H also teased a return in a boring 20 minute promo in which he said, “A-huh-a-huh-a-huh, I-am-the-Game, a-huh-a-huh-a-huh, THAT-DAMN-GOOD!”

  9. TK says:

    And yet it’s been done, as noted in a past it came from Youtube. http://www.wrestlecrap.com/icfyt/it-came-from-youtube-dramatic-dream-team-ironman-heavymetalweight-championship-matches-from-where-else-japan/

    The video again of DDT’s parody title of the old Harcdore Title! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAn4xWV5jJE

    But as many said nice touch at the end about those promos Dolph does online that always seem to never air on TV or get edited down.

  10. Drew says:

    The ladder could just stand there and be less boring than another Triple H promo. “Now let me get this straight …”. I wonder if he says that when he’s alone with Mrs. Triple H?

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