Headlies: Car Used For WWE’s England Shows Suspended For 30 Days

4 Submitted by on Mon, 07 November 2016, 12:28

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STAMFORD, Conn – WWE has suspended Malcolm Von Steuben (Real name of the car used as setpiece for WWE’s shows in England) for 30 days effective immediately, for his first violation of the company’s talent wellness policy.

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4 Responses to "Headlies: Car Used For WWE’s England Shows Suspended For 30 Days"
  1. Geoff says:

    YOu mean to tell me that the car lost his drug test? I thought that was only synthetic oil and not some cheap knockoff brand.

  2. The Doctor of Style says:

    Was he on the gas?

  3. CF says:

    Those MoT Tests are a real pain to pass…. >:)

  4. MistaMaddog says:

    I heard they were going to replace it with a Mercedes-Benz but the Brexit vote tanked that idea…

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