Seriously, Right Behind You – Ok, don’t look, but NXT champion Bo Dallas is standing right behind you.
Yeah, I have no idea why, but he’s like right there. No, he’s not doing anything, he’s just kind of standing there and staring. And breathing really hard. Ugh, this is so weird and creepy. Maybe if we ignore him, he’ll go away.
Crap, that didn’t work. Maybe if we start booing him, he’ll leave.
That didn’t work either. He clearly didn’t get the message that we don’t like him. Uh oh, I think he’s actually starting to get closer. Try to make yourself look bigger. It might scare him off.
No luck. Okay, just be cool. He’s starting to smile and bare his teeth.
Now he’s smelling your hair. This isn’t good. No, don’t turn around. If you make eye contact, he may take that as a challenge. You never want to take Bo Dallas on in a fight. You’ll die of boredom. Or botches.
I wish his brother Bray Wyatt was here. He could use his charisma to scare Bo off.
Alright, I have an idea. I’m going to throw the WWE European Championship belt and when Bo goes after it, we make a break for it. Yeah, I know the European title hasn’t been used since 2002, but he doesn’t know that. He’ll just see a shiny prop and think it’ll mean a huge push.
GO! GO! GO!