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Cast
your Vote for the Worst of the Worst!
The
new decade has begun...but there's one little matter
to take care of from 2009! It's time to decide what
was the very worst of the very worst. It's time to vote
for the Gooker Award!
Since
2000, the Gooker Award has been WrestleCrap's top prize,
celebrating the absolute worst pro wrestling has to
offer in any given 12 month span. Named after one of
the worst angles in history that saw a giant turkey
break out of an egg at Survivor Series 1990 to the delight
of pretty much no one, past winners have included the
likes of Katie Vick, the InVasion, the Diva Search,
and the legend that is Al Wilson. What will join that
illustrious list?
It's
up to you!
But
before we announce the nominees, one quick note: any
ongoing angles are not included. Therefore, both the
DX-Hornswoggle and the Piggy James angles currently
running in WWE are NOT up for voting. Maybe next year.
Nah, definitely next year. ;)
Anyway,
on with your nominees!
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The Abraham Washington Show: Remember
when Eric Bischoff did the nWo Tonight Show, telling
horrible joke after horrible joke to the delight of
no one? And remember how it only lasted one week? Why
couldn't we have been so lucky with the Abe Washington
show?
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Santina and Miss WrestleMania: For
years, Santino Marella was a bright spots of Raw,
a rare example of goofball comedy done right in wrestling.
One drag outfit and horrible Kid Rock appearance (that
eliminated a WWE tag titles match!) at WrestleMania
later, it was all down the tubes!
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Jenna Morasca vs. Sharmell: So TNA
hires some Survivor chick, pays her lots of money, then
forces its fans to watch her wrestle on pay-per-view
against Booker T's non-wrestling wife, Sharmell. Was
this the worst wrestling match ever? Possibly. Was this
the only wrestling match to ever end via a cover made
with a vagina? Definitely. And that is NOT a positive.
Think about THAT.
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Hornswoggle versus Chavo Guerrero:
The never ending antics of a midget and a guy who really
deserves better. By the time they had faced off for
the 52nd time in 52 weeks, this time in cow suits and
tuxedos, you wanted to see anything else. (Except maybe
that Jenna Morasca match again.)
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Vince McMahon vs. Denver Nuggets owner Stan
Kroenke: Due to a NBA play off scheduling conflict,
WWE was unable to hold Raw at the Staples
arena in Denver. Vince was so furious that he brought
a fake Stan Kroenke to Los Angeles to beat him up. If
that sounds like it makes no sense, well, yeah, it didn't.
And it sure was dumb.
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TNA's "Governor": Let it
be said that we think TNA's Daffney is an awesome performer...but
her portrayal of Sarah Pallin, that went on for approximately
forever, was truly WrestleCrap induction worthy. Gooker
worthy? You make the call!
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The WORST of the Raw Guest Hosts: Sure,
there were some good ones here and there (BOB BARKER!!!),
but there were so many bad ones it's hard to keep track
of them all. ZZ Top? The Nascar guys? Jeremy Piven and
Dr. Ken? Al Sharpton? Dennis Miller?!
Thar
ya be, kiddies. Now cast your vote!
Voting
will run until January 22, and the Gooker Award will
be presented in a full blown induction on January 29!
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