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Cast your Vote for the Worst of the Worst!

The new decade has begun...but there's one little matter to take care of from 2009! It's time to decide what was the very worst of the very worst. It's time to vote for the Gooker Award!

Since 2000, the Gooker Award has been WrestleCrap's top prize, celebrating the absolute worst pro wrestling has to offer in any given 12 month span. Named after one of the worst angles in history that saw a giant turkey break out of an egg at Survivor Series 1990 to the delight of pretty much no one, past winners have included the likes of Katie Vick, the InVasion, the Diva Search, and the legend that is Al Wilson. What will join that illustrious list?

It's up to you!

But before we announce the nominees, one quick note: any ongoing angles are not included. Therefore, both the DX-Hornswoggle and the Piggy James angles currently running in WWE are NOT up for voting. Maybe next year.

Nah, definitely next year. ;)

Anyway, on with your nominees!

- The Abraham Washington Show: Remember when Eric Bischoff did the nWo Tonight Show, telling horrible joke after horrible joke to the delight of no one? And remember how it only lasted one week? Why couldn't we have been so lucky with the Abe Washington show?

- Santina and Miss WrestleMania: For years, Santino Marella was a bright spots of Raw, a rare example of goofball comedy done right in wrestling. One drag outfit and horrible Kid Rock appearance (that eliminated a WWE tag titles match!) at WrestleMania later, it was all down the tubes!

- Jenna Morasca vs. Sharmell: So TNA hires some Survivor chick, pays her lots of money, then forces its fans to watch her wrestle on pay-per-view against Booker T's non-wrestling wife, Sharmell. Was this the worst wrestling match ever? Possibly. Was this the only wrestling match to ever end via a cover made with a vagina? Definitely. And that is NOT a positive. Think about THAT.

- Hornswoggle versus Chavo Guerrero: The never ending antics of a midget and a guy who really deserves better. By the time they had faced off for the 52nd time in 52 weeks, this time in cow suits and tuxedos, you wanted to see anything else. (Except maybe that Jenna Morasca match again.)

- Vince McMahon vs. Denver Nuggets owner Stan Kroenke: Due to a NBA play off scheduling conflict, WWE was unable to hold Raw at the Staples arena in Denver. Vince was so furious that he brought a fake Stan Kroenke to Los Angeles to beat him up. If that sounds like it makes no sense, well, yeah, it didn't. And it sure was dumb.

- TNA's "Governor": Let it be said that we think TNA's Daffney is an awesome performer...but her portrayal of Sarah Pallin, that went on for approximately forever, was truly WrestleCrap induction worthy. Gooker worthy? You make the call!

- The WORST of the Raw Guest Hosts: Sure, there were some good ones here and there (BOB BARKER!!!), but there were so many bad ones it's hard to keep track of them all. ZZ Top? The Nascar guys? Jeremy Piven and Dr. Ken? Al Sharpton? Dennis Miller?!

Thar ya be, kiddies. Now cast your vote!

 

Voting will run until January 22, and the Gooker Award will be presented in a full blown induction on January 29!