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Still wish they would’ve gone with a four-way at WrestleMania featuring Christian against Mark Henry against Rey Mysterio against Sin Cara (last one to not get injured wins, with guest referee Kevin Nash)
WOOOOOO WOOOOOO WOOO…Hey broski how dare you insult the greatest U.S. champion of all time. Now excuse me while I help set up the ring for NXT and carry my main broski’s bags.
And by the way, Goldust, Darth Maul’s brother Savage Oppress sent that cease and desist letter, not Darth Maul himself. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Savage_Opress
Happy birthday to me and Taker!
my fave one yet. thank you, jh.
Brilliant.
Always appreciate a good Earnest nod. The On The Waterfront bit was nice, too.
Still wish they would’ve gone with a four-way at WrestleMania featuring Christian against Mark Henry against Rey Mysterio against Sin Cara (last one to not get injured wins, with guest referee Kevin Nash)
LOL That match wouldn’t last more than 5 minutes
With Nash needing a replacement ref as he walks into the ring
I’d nominate Vince McMahon, but he has had a history of pulling a Kevin Nash getting to the ring.
Ziggler is disappoint.
Loved the Hunico one the best, but props for the Marley and Me and On the Waterfront references.
Oh…was Barry O even in the midcard? Wasn’t he on the same light-counting level as Zack Ryder is today?
WOOOOOO WOOOOOO WOOO…Hey broski how dare you insult the greatest U.S. champion of all time. Now excuse me while I help set up the ring for NXT and carry my main broski’s bags.
Kinda wish you do one on Impact Justin
Me too!
Best Meme Event in quite awile! (Not to say you were slippin’; this one just hit on all cylinders.)
TMNT and Sheamus’s -Contender- speech win the night.
Where was last weeks?
Justin’s a busy person and sometimes he doesn’t have time to do one.
I had an early day Tuesday, and stated in the special WM3 ones I did last Sunday night that I was skipping last week’s Raw.
Ironically, Christian did get injured.
…and then Sin Cara promptly drove the Mystery Machine through a 7-11 storefront…
Poor Christian gets yet another concussion. See ya at ‘Mania 31 Christian…or maybe not. Good job as always Justin! A grand slam this week!
I think one of the Druids was CM Punk.
And by the way, Goldust, Darth Maul’s brother Savage Oppress sent that cease and desist letter, not Darth Maul himself. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Savage_Opress