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13 Responses to "The Meme Event: WWE Monday Night Raw 1/20"
  1. Autrach Sejanoz says:

    Um, you are aware that several wrestlers have done double-duty during Rumble PPV’s, right?

    • Tommy B Rude says:

      I wanna believe, I really do. Bryan winning the Rumble and taking out Orton at Wrestlemania would vindicate that entire angle. But this is WWE. The company that never disappoints, because it’s long since crushed any semblance of hope.

      • WP says:

        There are times when I watch WWE that I find myself thinking of Bane’s “there can be no true despair without hope” speech in The Dark Knight Rises.

        “We will push Daniel Bryan and have the WWE universe believe this will lead a to long-term title reign. And when it is done, and his career is….ashes….then you have my permission to change the channel. But download the App first.”

  2. Porter "Budsgrand" Sultzbaugh says:

    I found this quote on another website:

    “Whether you like me or you don’t, I still dig showing up for work.”
    John Cena

    He didn’t mention what time he would show up.

  3. Batista's Acting Coach says:

    John Cena, first to arrive, last to leave…

  4. Down With OPC says:

    That last one made me lul, mostly because I am at work right now.

  5. Clifton Knight says:

    Bryan made some comment about how he’s able to get Bray Wyatt because Wyatt’s not in the Rumble, so the assumption would be that Bryan isn’t either. Who knows though?

    • Caveman says:

      Then of course, Rowan and Harper both got Royal Rumble tickets, so Bray could take them, use one himself and gift one to Bo, who’s a Royal Rumble veteran after all and has to build on his Royal Rumble participation streak. It’s Bryan’s fault for turning on Bray anyway, otherwise he’d have gotten Bo’s ticket. Bryan’s loss is Bo’s gain, I guess.

  6. BaltoJim says:

    When Batista came out, I thought Pitbull was there to shill the WWE app.

  7. Doc 902714 says:

    I lol’d at that Billy Gunn and Dolph Ziggler reference. Especially when the announcers on RAW and SD (JBL and Cole) were shamelessly saying that Billy Gunn had found the fountain of you and looks better than he did ten years ago. His paunchy physique now says otherwise. He should never wrestle again without a shirt ever…,For the record Vodoo Kin Mafia was TNA rub at Vince McMahon. Get it VKM. Vincent Kennedy McMahon. WCW done the same thing with Mike Jones as Vincent and Mike Rotundo as VK Wallstreet

  8. Mr Maddog says:

    [Shot of hallway with John Cena truck…]

    “Where’s Poochy?”

  9. John Darc says:

    Giggled silly at the Batista basketball one.

  10. Jeremy says:

    I don’t get the WWE stocks joke. Thanks to the network they’re at a ten year high.

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