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Xavier Woods debuted on Raw? I hope they don’t cut it from hulu, he’s one of my favorite guys from NXT along with Leo Kruger (too bad Curtis Axel is using Leo’s finisher).
Too Late!! http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/wwe/Xavier_Woods_Debut_Musical_Chairs_and_More_Cut_from_This_Week_s_WWE_RAW_on_Hulu_Plus.html
My favs were JBL’s flashbacks, Big E’s heaving breasts, “She didn’t eat the oysters”, & Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
That was a nice Sideshow Bob reference there. LOL
So THAT’s why Tekno Team 2000 went back in time, to avoid being on this RAW! Didn’t work, though.
Also, will AJ be playing the part of Penny?
Ditto. Love the Sideshow Bob reference and Xavier Woods = Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
Meanwhile, I couldn’t help but wonder what would have happened had RAW Power Crappings stayed on. Would “Miz as a Babyface” have had a 50-week run on the charts, with this week being the last? I’d like to say it’s about time they turned Miz heel again, but Mike Mizanin has Miz Heat – the 2010s version of X-Pac Heat.
Imagine how confusing this Meme Event looks if you didn’t watch Raw.
I don’t watch Raw, either. I’m just making guesses as to what happened, based on the picture. I hope I’m close.
Close enough for government work.
(Didn’t watch either.)
Insane props for the HELLO BART. HOWLING!
Remember when Cody Rhodes took off Rey’s mask. All is forgiven.
I would have also accepted, “Pepperidge Farm Remembers”
Damnit, now I want a Milano cookie.
Wow Big E is more of a Triple D.
WTF?
Usually I can gather a coherent synopsis of Raw from these but honestly I don’t have a single earthly idea what the hell happened yesterday.
On a similar note, I don’t think the writers do either.
First thought when watching Raw was “Will somebody throw a freakin pie?”. Gosh that was quite a TNA worthy Raw. Instrument match, musical chairs and Florida Georgia Rule. We touched on many bad wrestling/musician related Shows, but this raw HAS to be in thought for future induction. Not Kiss nitro bad, but pretty much as entertaining as watching a monkey shit fight in the zoo. The meme’s are maybe the only thing enjoyable from this raw. Especially because Rey “I’m the leader of the lollipop guild” Mysterio saves the day.
Two obscure Simpsons references? Nice! Loved the oysters one.