Get Your Royal Rumble Bingo Card!

31 Submitted by on Wed, 22 January 2014, 17:06

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Wanna spice up this Sunday’s Royal Rumble match? Print this bad boy out, and tell us which line fills up first!

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TO CREATE YOUR OWN CARD

1. Go to this site

2. Customize Title and Exclamation however you wish

3. Paste the following 40 phrases into the box:

Surprise entrant: Jim Duggan
SHIELD dissension
CM Punk lasts 30 minutes
Batista chucks three fodder guys
Cole pointlessly quotes WWE Legends
Someone points at sign
Surprise entrant: Sheamus
Kofi creatively avoids elimination
Cole says, ‘create separation’
Cole says, ‘build momentum’
Crowd chants, “WE WANT BRYAN”
Heels target Punk at Kane’s behest
Cody/Goldust dissension
Del Rio outpopped by Old School Raw legend
Del Rio outpopped by cotton candy vendor
Khali throws painfully awkward chops
Last two men have staredown
Any announcer asks, “Who’s going to WrestleMania?”
Old Rumbles promoted on WWE Network
Any mention of the fucking App
6 of first 10 entrants will never hold World Title
Last five entrants are all big names
Updates on Punk’s longevity
Daniel Bryan is surprising late entrant
Heel comically tossed in under a minute
Twitter crawl pops up
Face misses charge, heel dumps him out
Del Rio, Rey continue eternal feud
Surprise entrant: someone from Attitude Era
Del Rio tosses most over face (not Punk or Batista)
JBL yells, “BALLGAME!”
Announcers get a fact wrong
Announcer says, “Rumble favors bigger competitors”
Announcer mentions Santino, Warlord, or Luke
Crowd silence for midcarder entrance
Cole fake-laughs at Lawler joke
All three Shield members gang up on hapless face
Michael Cole yells “VINTAGE”
Hey, it’s Tensai!
Crowd chants “YOU STILL GOT IT” at oldie who did 2 moves

4. Click “Build Your Own” and print the card. Do several times for variations, and print them all out if you’re having friends over for the Rumble

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31 Responses to "Get Your Royal Rumble Bingo Card!"
  1. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    I’m picturing a bunch of old ladies sitting around the TV playing this, yelling at each other and chugging beer…

  2. Thomas Moffatt says:

    You left out Shield Gang Up On Mid-Event Fodder During Mid Section of Match and Michael Cole Vintage When Surprise Entry Appears

    Anyhow how does the Free Square work???

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      Have you never played Bingo? :) It’s um well, a spot that you get to mark automatically basically to make it more likely that someone will get enough filled spaces to get a BINGO faster.

    • Anonymous says:

      Step up, son. Bingo is GOAT game.

      • Thomas Moffatt says:

        I’ve never been one for bingo – I’m under the age of 50 and not very bright…

        • Anonymous says:

          Obviously not if you don’t play the game they call “the thinking man’s chess”. Us “Bingo Ballers” (as we’re known in the popular vernacular) gotta have mad skillz and strategiez and thousands of hours of the most intense mental and physical training and conditioning in all of sports to keep up with competition so hardcore it makes the Olympics look like the Special Olympics by comparision.

    • ballroombasher says:

      The free space should be the WWE App, you know they will talk about it…it’s a gimme

  3. Sean O says:

    I’m gonna make my own…does anyone have any suggestions for a “Wrestlemania Bingo” card?

    • John C says:

      There has to be a square for the cut to scene in the backstage area where Triple & Nipple H are plotting a scheme to thwart Punk or Bryan or Cena or all the above.

    • ryan says:

      Kick out after a finisher in a main event match.

      Multiple kick outs after a finisher in undertaker match.

  4. theslimjames says:

    Couple more:
    Ring announcer takes over 1 minute to introduce the match
    Time between entrants is not given a specific value (“regularly timed”?)

  5. BigPoppaNasty says:

    What about one of the all time classic phrases that we hear every year at the Royal Rumble? “Who’s going to eliminate HIM?” (Applicable for Great Khali, Kane, Big Daddy V/Mabel/Viscera, Big Show, and especially Mark Henry)

  6. Anonymous says:

    Am I the only one whose all time favorite PPV is the Rumble? Way more consistently entertaining over the years than WrestleMania IMO.

    • Gonzo says:

      Youre not the only one mate, the Rumble is something I always look forward to, and with time difference being in Australia, have to call up the boss for a sickie.. not this year, cos its a public holiday lol

  7. Scrooge McSuck says:

    If WWE did Royal Rumble matches on free television, it would kill the feel. Considering there’s been only a handful, in abbreviated forms, done on free television in the near 30-year history, it’s a marvel they haven’t over-abused the idea and mostly kept it as a once-a-year spectacle that everyone looks forward to. With that said, yes, Royal Rumble is generally my favorite PPV.

  8. Mister Forth says:

    Brilliant.

  9. Rob says:

    Can we substitute Batista chucks three fodder guys with the inevitable Batista chucks 3MB?

    Or, 3MB member eliminated in under 1 minute?

    Or, add 3MB staredown with Shield?

  10. Rob says:

    Is this to be played just during the rumble itself or the entire PPV?

  11. Alan says:

    I cracked up at the “Del Rio gets out popped by the cotton candy guy”, which happened at Raw this past week in Dayton. I’ve taken to calling him Alboreto Del Rio.

  12. Sean Patrick says:

    Already some tool taking credit for this on EWN… yay, plagiarism. http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/news/24786/what-happened-26-years-ago

  13. Mike says:

    Goldberg’s music hits, out comes…Gillberg!

  14. TheDude says:

    glad to see im not the only one whose favorite is the rumble. was at the one in boston some years back, so much awesomeness, and my first ppv. epic angle/benoit undercard match as well.

  15. Dan Sheldon says:

    You forgot, final 4 contestants each stand (or sit) in a separate corner of the ring.

  16. Thomas Moffatt says:

    Here’s another – John Cena becomes Champ surprise entrant The Rock wins the Rumble at number 27 giving us a once in a lifetime match at Wrestlemania… for the third year running…

  17. Third String Point Guard says:

    Got a “Bingo” but that was because of the free square…and because I counted Del Rio as one of the fodder guys Batista eliminated. :p

  18. Fraser says:

    Wish I had done this in addition to drinking every time Roman Reigns eliminated someone. It would have made a fun night even better.

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