WCW
Halloween Havoc '90
A
lot of newer wrestling fans are probably under
the impression that WCW just sucked in 1999
and 2000. Of course, they couldn't be more
wrong. With the very notable exception of
some hot years throughout the 90's, the promotion
basically forcefed fans total crap. Sure,
they gave us Flair-Steamboat, the nWo, and
some other great stuff - but seemingly for
every spectacular moment, we had to sit through
six Norman vs. Oz fiascos.
One
thing that has been in constant through the
years is that Halloween Havoc ALWAYS sucked.
There was the Chamber
of Horrors. There was the return of the
Ultimate Warrior. And there was the fake Sting
incident of 1990.
What?
You've never heard of this? You think that
the first fake Sting was in the nWo? Tsk tsk.
No, such tomfoolery took place years before
the nWo even came about.
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The
year was 1990.
Arnold
Schwarzenegger was teaching us how to
laugh, love, and blow things into tiny
pieces in Total Recall.
The
worst video game in the history of mankind
(Pit Fighter) made its way to arcades.
Bill
Clinton was years away from the White
House - and a bit longer from getting
nookie from a tubby intern with a goofy
beret.
And
WCW had a big money feud on its hands
- Sid Vicious vs. Sting. |
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were bad before the bell even rang for
the title match, as our old pal The
Black Scorpion showed up and caused
all kinds of mischief.
When
a promotion starts building up the next
PPV DURING a PPV, well, that's never
a good sign.
When
they do a build up with a completely
idiotic angle like the Scorpion, it's
even worse. |

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On
with the match. It was actually unreasonably
good, considering one of the contestants
was named "Sid Vicious." Unbelievably
enough, Sting was actually getting a
pretty decent match out of the big lug,
when Sid led him away from ringside
for some reason... |
| Sid
came staggering back to ringside, followed
by Sting, who had suddenly grown 6 inches
and put on about 50 pounds during the
fight in the back!
A
good rule of thumb when booking a "fake"
angle (aside from DON'T DO IT - IT NEVER
WORKS) is to at least try to find someone
CLOSE to the same physique. |

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WCW
didn't follow that advice.
Sid
pinned "Sting" and won the
WCW World Title. |
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course, "Sting" wasn't Sting
at all - it was really Barry Windham,
who had chopped off his hair and dyed
it blonde!! |

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The
real Sting came back to the ring, shocked
that he had lost the belt. |
| Sting
confronted Windham, and ran him off. |
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Sting
then came back to the ring, and the
ref immediately figured out that the
Sting that had been pinned wasn't the
real Sting at all, thus making him the
smartest referee in the history of pro
wrestling.
Sting
hit the Stinger Splash, and covered
Vicious to retain the WCW belt. |
This
match accomplished two things. First of all,
it completely killed the push of Sid Vicious,
who, after doing the job to El Gigante in
the worst stretcher match in the history of
mankind, left the company to head to the WWF.
Of course, he's return to WCW years later
so he could hook up with an evil midget by
the name of Cheatum, then try to make paper
mache out of Arn Anderson.
More
importantly than Sid's fate, however, was
that this bout led right into the Black Scorpion
angle that we've all come to know and love.
Anybody
else want to egg Ole Anderson's house this
Sunday?