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Blue Bar Cage: The End of the F’N Show

5 Submitted by on Sun, 24 March 2013, 12:00
  The End of the F’N Show by Justin Henry By the time this article is posted, Jerry Lynn will have wrestled the last match of his long and illustrious career. The only man to have held gold in WWE, TNA, ECW, and Ring of Honor is walking away from the ring, three months shy of his fiftieth birthday. His Continue Reading...
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The 50 Crappiest Moments in WrestleMania History!

60 Submitted by on Sun, 17 March 2013, 13:27
The mere word ‘WrestleMania’ conjures up memories that sets a wrestling fan’s heart aflutter: Shawn culminating the dream, Hogan slamming Andre, Austin kicking off the Attitude Era, Hogan vs. Warrior, Savage vs. Steamboat, Benoit and Guerrero’s curtain call, Hogan vs. Rock, Undertaker’s streak, Shawn’s retirement. This list will not recognize such greatness. Instead, in the spirit of the name of Continue Reading...
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Vince Searches For a New Creative VP

9 Submitted by on Wed, 13 March 2013, 18:20
Alright guys, admittedly, we’ve been in a bit of a creative slump going into WrestleMania. Our stories have the direction of Mr Magoo on roller skates, and that’s why I had to let Pankowski go. In addition to not nurturing the ideas of others, his own ideas were forceful and lacked any semblance of continuity. So it’s time for a Continue Reading...
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WrestleMania 1-28 Ranked: From Worst to Best

26 Submitted by on Mon, 04 March 2013, 14:45
With WrestleMania XXIX fast approaching, here’s a “one man’s damn opinion” look at how the first 28 events stacked up, from worst to best. 28. WrestleMania IX (1993) Just a colossal misfire in every imaginable way. From a shaky undercard (Crush-Doink, Razor-Backlund), to a draining Tag Team Title match, to the awful Taker-Gonzalez match, to company flagbearer Bret Hart losing Continue Reading...
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RD and Justin Invade Pro Wrestling Weekly!

1 Submitted by on Sun, 03 March 2013, 16:05
  Via these three links, listen to your old pal RD, and your faint acquaintance Justin, as they paid visit to Pro Wrestling Weekly, with Fearon Derry, this past Saturday afternoon! Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 (NOTE: Parts 2 and 3 were originally out of order, for that’s the order Fearon uploaded them in. Booooo Fearon)...
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Blue Bar Cage 3/3/13: The Two Faces of WrestleMania XII

6 Submitted by on Sun, 03 March 2013, 13:00
  The Two Faces of WrestleMania XII by Justin Henry The five-star John Cena-CM Punk mega-epic may have been only four stars, had it not taken place in the pressure cooker of Dallas, TX. There’s just something about Dallas that puts the city up there with New York, Chicago, and Toronto as North America’s loudest, most responsive wrestling crowds. Perhaps Continue Reading...
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Vince Takes Bruno Sammartino Around the Locker Room

11 Submitted by on Wed, 27 February 2013, 21:13
(Backstage, at Old School Raw on March 4) I gotta admit, I never thought we’d be here, side by side, on good terms once more. Yes, yes, it is certainly strange, but I must admit that it’s a good feeling, such that things have come full circle in a very positive way. A very persuasive man married your little Stephanie, Continue Reading...
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Rewriting the Book: What If…Hulk Hogan Never Left the AWA? (Part IV, Interrupted, but for Something Good This Time)

4 Submitted by on Tue, 26 February 2013, 15:11
As many readers know: illnesses, strokes, cancer & deaths have wreaked havoc in my family’s life over the last few weeks. However, through all the misery, something wonderful finally happened: On Monday, my fiancee’s daughter gave birth to a healthy baby boy. We are taking time to enjoy this precious gift and I will continue with a much longer-than-usual entry Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Hits Terrestrial Radio!

1 Submitted by on Sat, 23 February 2013, 14:21
On Saturday, March 2, 2013, RD Reynolds and Justin Henry will be guests on WBCB’s Pro Wrestling Weekly, airing at 12 PM EST! The one-hour show is based out of the Philadelphia area, and is hosted by Fearon Derry. Pro Wrestling Weekly covers all topics of wrestling, and has featured a number of wrestling stars past and present, including AJ Lee, Continue Reading...
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Vince Hears the Awful Truth About a Superstar – A Justin Henry Satire

18 Submitted by on Thu, 07 February 2013, 23:18
Well, look who’s awake! Yeah, well, it’s kinda hard to sleep on such a thin mattress. Don’t these hospital people understand that, I don’t know, comfort is a necessity for the human body? They probably heard stories about wrestlers that perform 300 days a year on an uncomfortable canvas, and figured their boss prefers such discomfort for himself too. …..if Continue Reading...
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All Past Gooker Award Winners Now Online!

0 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 21:53
Just a quick note that I’ve posted all the past Gooker Award Winners for your reading “pleasure”.  Check them out from the main menu under the Inductions section or by clicking rightchere!...
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Curtain Jerker 1/30/13: Use Your Illusion

26 Submitted by on Wed, 30 January 2013, 08:00
Forgot to set one of these up before bed, so I’m on my smart phone to ask this: What common spot or custom in wrestling takes you out of the illusion? For me, when an opponent removes the monitors from the commentary desk before putting an opponent through. Wouldn’t you WANT them to injure your hated rival?...
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Forget Be-A-Star. Meet Grow-A-Pair.

18 Submitted by on Tue, 29 January 2013, 23:50
So some grotty muppet took the piss out of you. OR CALLED YOU A TEENY WEENER Or stole your polio leg braces and made you crawl home Fact is, kids are bullied every day; in school or at the playground And it’s time for these kids to do what’s right. But not by being no little sissy-boy star! By growing Continue Reading...
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BREAKING NEWS: A Moment of Achievement

8 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2013, 13:15
Some of you may know that, for the last couple of years, I’ve lent a hand with the internet’s  oldest wrestling awards, the RSPW Awards. If you’re unfamiliar with them, they were founded in 1990 by a wrestling scribe named Herb Kunze, and run by him until the late 1990s. That’s when Christopher Robin Zimmerman took over (CRZ to people Continue Reading...
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SEAN CARLESS PHOTOSHOP PARODY: GRAND THEFT AUTO: PARTS UNKNOWN.

5 Submitted by on Fri, 25 January 2013, 08:33
With the news of  THQ relinquishing their license of WWE’s video game franchise (you can only run over a shocked and unaware Teddy Long so many times before it gets just slightly less hilarious) to Rockstar Games’ parent company of Take-Two Interactive, this finally opened the door for a dream game I have envisioned and even partially designed for the Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/12/13: PPV Reduction

11 Submitted by on Sat, 12 January 2013, 08:00
Some people are ringing the oft-rung death-bell for TNA, after word came out that the company would revert to a schedule of four PPVs a year: Genesis (January), Lockdown (April), Slammiversary (June), and Bound For Glory (October). The remainder of the schedule is filled in with pre-taped, lower-cost PPVs with themes based on tag teams, the X Division, et al. Continue Reading...
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