Category Archives: SBT Classic

Older stuff that someone, you know, bought.

Someone Bought This Classic: Waffle House Championship Belt

6 Submitted by on Fri, 08 February 2013, 09:00
Waffle House World Championship Belt RD Reynolds: “I’ve never been a mark for title belts, but once I saw this, I immediately put it on my Christmas list. I may come out of retirement, even if only once, just so I can cut a killer promo about how my opponent would be “covered, chunked, diced, peppered, smothered, topped, and scattered! Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWE Wagon Wheels

6 Submitted by on Tue, 05 February 2013, 09:00
WWE Wagon Wheels Fellow Crapper Aaron Maiden writes: “I bought something stupid. A popular snack in the UK is the Wagon Wheel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagon_Wheels), and in the supermarket recently I saw these. I had to have them. WWE branded Wagon Wheels. And they come in Wham Bam Jammie flavour. Now, let’s see who we have inside… There’s the Undertaker… John Cena… Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Matilda Shirt with Blade Braxton

4 Submitted by on Tue, 29 January 2013, 09:00
From Jobber of The Week Head Honcho Blade Braxton: “Hey Islanders and Bobby Heenan…just you try to come and kidnap my bitch!!!! Piss on Stephanie McMahon…. …I should’ve been the catalog model!” RD: With that look, you should have been the catalog model…for Gay Biker Bar Monthly....
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Someone Bought This Classic: One Ugly Lex Luger Shirt

11 Submitted by on Sat, 26 January 2013, 09:00
Fellow Crapper Billie K writes: “I actually owned this shirt. Does that make me the biggest dork on the planet?” Blade Braxton : While I would never knock a fellow Crapper, I gotta say if the “fashion police” really existed in real life, I’m sure anybody caught wearing this Lex Express-era t-shirt in public would imediately be thrown in front of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: nWo Boxer Shorts

13 Submitted by on Wed, 23 January 2013, 09:00
From Fellow Crapper Name Withheld By Request: “Several years ago during the height of the Monday night wars, my mother came back from the store with a very special present. nWo boxer shorts. These are official WCW boxer shorts not a bootleg. They are actually quite comfortable and I wear them often.” RD: I was already to bury you for Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: “Diamond” Dan Garza!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 21 January 2013, 09:00
RD Reynolds: Finally, my mentor and friend, “Diamond Dan” Garza, has made it to YouTube! Check out the Splendid Gem taking on the Snowman, who unfortunately is not portrayed by Jerry Reed. I sure hope Miss LA (that would be LAURA ANGELIQUE) doesn’t see that chick in the bikini leading you out to the ring, pally. Oh, and fellow Crappers, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Royal Rumble SNES Game

22 Submitted by on Sun, 20 January 2013, 09:00
Item Description: “Climb into the ring with the latest World Wrestling Federation video games.” RD: Now before you send me scathing emails about how Royal Rumble was a great game, please closely examine the image up top. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Notice anything odd? Look again. That’s right – WWF Magazine was offering to sell you the game for the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Macho Machine

4 Submitted by on Tue, 15 January 2013, 09:00
WWF Macho Machine From loyal Crapper James Mustoe: “Well I’m not sure if anyone did buy this because it’s bloody expensive and looks pretty daft, but oh well the thought was there…” RD: No offense to the great Randy Savage, but if bringing out my inner Macho Man means wearing a big pink cowboy hat and doilies, I think I’ll Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Layla’s Oranges

2 Submitted by on Sat, 12 January 2013, 12:37
RD Reynolds: Ok, I’ve been doing these columns for like five years or something, and just when I think nothing can top the latest most ridiculous item wrestling companies have tried to pawn off on fans, I find WWE selling oranges autographed by Layla. Let me repeat this: “What’s tangy and sweet, good for you and looks good in orange? Continue Reading...
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