Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan Costume That Makes One Fan Incredibly Angry…I Think

19 Submitted by on Sat, 19 October 2013, 09:00
I was just looking for a Halloween outfit, and stumbled upon this: No big deal, right?  Just a Hulk Hogan kids costume. But it gets an rather inexplicable TWO-STAR Review (two stars????) from kenny in livingstone, nj!  And I quote: “kenny (livingston n.j) 3/11/2013 10:24 PM bully ray did not really win at lockdown. strip the title and give it back Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA Dixie Carter “Dixieland” t-shirt

19 Submitted by on Fri, 18 October 2013, 11:58
You too can own this Dixie Carter “Dixieland” shirt (or “Dixie Land” if you’re going by the actual shirt logo design) for just $24.99. They really should have put “Oh I Wish I Was In Dixie. Hooray! Hooray!” on the back of it. That would’ve been a License To Print Money(™) for sure! The same people who’d buy this probably Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: World Wide Cheesehead Championship Belt

21 Submitted by on Wed, 16 October 2013, 07:49
Being “The Big Cheese” Paul Kraft you’d better believe that I know cheese when I see it. I mean that both figuratively, and literally with this World Wide Cheesehead Championship Belt I found! It’s made by a company called Foamation. They make those Cheesehead cheese wedge hats you see at Green Bay Packers games. I guess it would be useful if Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Steve Blackman Gold trading card! Oooh, shiny…

16 Submitted by on Tue, 15 October 2013, 02:37
Crapper Chris found this beautiful and stunning (okay, it’s really neither of those things but I wanted to class the joint up a bit) Steve Blackman gold trading card on eBay and writes: I have a hard time believing this weird all gold collectors card of The Lethal Weapon Steve Blackman is a real thing. I mean, I know I am Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Future Knockout Bib

3 Submitted by on Sat, 12 October 2013, 09:00
With the good Lord above as my witness and I am NOT making this up, I thought this said “Future Endeavored.” With it being the Knockouts division, which has been absolutely leveled as of late, you can understand my confusion. I am still confused by one thing, though – why does this bib appear to be absolutely filthy?  Are they Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Royal Rumble Chair

7 Submitted by on Sat, 05 October 2013, 09:00
Ever wanted to put your left cheek on Miz’s face, or have Great Khali staring at your taint?  Got a couple hundred bucks in your pocket?   Then this eBay auction has your name all over it! (Unfortunately, your name is sucker.)  ...
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Someone Bought This: Neon entrance from early WWF “Monday Night Raw” episodes

26 Submitted by on Mon, 23 September 2013, 00:00
In January of 1993 for the debut of the (sometimes) live WWF “Monday Night Raw” the WWF wanted to make their show look modern, exciting, and cool! And so, to acomplish they did the most logical, obvious thing… They bought this horribly ugly, garish, and loud neon entrance set decoration featuring about 9 different, clashing colors and the good old Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Four Horseman shill for Vitamins

5 Submitted by on Wed, 11 September 2013, 00:00
The Four Horseman reveal the amazing secret to their great wrestling ability… VITAMINS! And you could buy them by mail order! Or you could just go to your local grocery store and get the exact same thing for much less money and take it home with you right away. But then they wouldn’t have that awesome Four Horseman logo on them....
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Someone Bought This: You can have lunch with WrestleCrap inductee King Mabel!

13 Submitted by on Tue, 10 September 2013, 20:14
How would you like to have lunch with King Mabel/Viscera/Big Daddy V? Well, you can if you’ll be in Massachusetts on Saturday, September 21st! Click here for all the details. That opportunity seems well worth the asking price to me! It would be really cool to get to talk to him for awhile. I wonder if he likes anchovies on Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan’s Punch-Out! Erm.. I mean “Main Event” video game review

12 Submitted by on Tue, 03 September 2013, 08:54
This is a review of Hulk Hogan’s Main Event for the Xbox 360. It’s basically a bad Wii Punch-Out clone with some minimal Hulk Hogan branding sprinkled over it. Do everything Hogan says, or you lose. You have no control over your destiny. Just like in the TNA locker room, brother! On the other hand, it’s cheap… so if you Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: X-Treme Action Fighters bootleg wrestling figures

6 Submitted by on Sun, 01 September 2013, 20:58
Crapper Billy Jones writes: Long time crapper, first time writer. Found this “Xtreme Action Fighters” wrestling set at a garage sale the other day. Got the whole thing for a buck. As soon as I saw it I knew it was Wrestlecrap bound. Complete with rip off Mystico and Ultimo Dragon. I’m a sucker for knock off wrestling figures, so Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA wants how much for an X-Division Championship belt?

3 Submitted by on Thu, 29 August 2013, 17:44
That’s a nice X-Division Championship belt, isn’t it? Do you know how much TNA wants for it? $2000! You think I’m joking? Now, to be fair; it looks like the belt isn’t just a “replica” belt, but an actual copy of the real X-Division title made from the same materials as the real deal (no, not The Real Deal- nobody Continue Reading...
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GREATEST SOMEONE BOUGHT THIS EVER!!!!! LOST BEAR FOUND!

35 Submitted by on Thu, 29 August 2013, 13:00
Months ago, I got the following message regarding a Someone Bought This we had done: “I looked up WWE Valentine plush bearon Google, and it lead me to your website. Then I saw it, the exact bear that my 4yr old daughter lost during hurricane Sandy. She has had that bear since she was an infant. My heart breaks every time Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Body Slam! Super Pro Wrestling video game has a great roster of fake wrestlers

5 Submitted by on Wed, 28 August 2013, 13:11
Here’s Joe Gagne’s review of “Body Slam! Super Pro Wrestling” on the Intellivision. I’m mostly posting it because I just love the names of the wrestlers on the game’s roster. The game is apparently surprisingly good with some pretty innovative gameplay, despite the wrestlers looking like they came out of Nickelodeon’s “Doug” cartoon....
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Someone Bought This: Lego Wrestler (and a lumberjack, too!)

5 Submitted by on Sun, 25 August 2013, 21:13
Crapper Scott Lowry sent this in and writes: You will dig this. Fisher Price toys has this line called Imaginext which is basically the modern version of the Adventure People line from the 70′s-80′s. It includes pirates, knights, ninjas, DC superheroes and Spongebob Squarepants. They just came out with blind-bag Imaginext figures that are generally pretty cool, but don’t exactly Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Guys- Hulk Hogan is interested in your sex life- and your prostate!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:41
Paul over at Infomercial Hell covers two print ads Hulk Hogan did for an erectile disfunction pill, and a prostate health pill. I’ll let Paul talk about the ads themselves. All I will add is that while prostate health is certainly important, it sure is weird seeing Hulk Hogan interested in mine… Maybe he can loan Angry Jim some of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Tough Enough 2 Trophy (and Jackie Gayda dress, too!)

10 Submitted by on Fri, 09 August 2013, 14:30
Crapper Emerson Witner writes: Maybe I am the crazy one, but I cannot imagine anyone wanting to buy not only the trophy for winning Tough Enough 2, but also Jackie’s worn dress. But hey, I will be 600 dollars richer than one person, Wow! I’m surprised no one has bid on this, yet (seriously). I figure someone out there would Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Lanny Poffo loves to ride his Gazelle until he’s all sweaty…

6 Submitted by on Fri, 09 August 2013, 07:21
TONY: “Have you ever heard of Lanny Poffo?” TONY’S HOT FRIEND: “OH! Wasn’t he The Genius?”. Pffft! What?!! Stop! Stop the commercial! Wait just a cotton-pickin’ minute, here! I need to address this. Crappers; if you walk up to any hot woman (or.. just about any woman; really) and you ask her if she know who Lanny Poffo is; and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Giant Gonzalez’s fur bodysuit from SummerSlam 1993 (does come with grime spots as pictured).

9 Submitted by on Fri, 02 August 2013, 07:45
Crapper Nick Blankenship writes: I put this up on the craphole and figured I should send it in: Giant Gonzalez’s infamous bodysuit, complete with veiny man boobs and ass crack. Oh, wow! That is outstanding! And it’s even signed “El Gigante” and complete with Gonzalez sweat! What more could you ask for?! I can’t believe such a shining example of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE is now selling a Wyatt Family Sheep Mask. Oh, the irony…

17 Submitted by on Thu, 01 August 2013, 08:05
The irony of the WWE selling this mask to hordes of fans based on a gimmick of like-minded cultists who are all about group-think (while still claiming to be individuals, of course) spouting mindless nonsense is simply stunning. “We here in the WWE Marketing Department think you fans are a bunch of mindless sheep, and we’ll prove it by mass-marketing this sheep Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF SummerSlam 1993 live hotline call gets awkward

3 Submitted by on Wed, 31 July 2013, 00:00
Presenting a very uncomfortable moment from SummerSlam 1993 showing what happens when a fan calls the SummerSlam Hotline and gets the “privilege” of being put live over the air to ask a wrestler a question. So, the lucky caller decides to ask The Undertaker what he thinks of Jake “The Snake” Roberts turning on him, and what he thinks of Continue Reading...
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