Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

Someone Bought This Classic: Stone Cold Porcelain Baby Doll

32 Submitted by on Thu, 26 June 2014, 15:00
  From loyal Crapper Romero Superstar: “Baby Stone Cold Steve Austin Porcelin Doll for the bargain price of $110. Endorsed by the World Wrestling Federation, “Satisfaction guaranteed”. I am not satisfied, I hate this doll.” RD: You know the saddest part? I actually have readers that HAVE this thing, and ADMIT to having it. You know, if you just have Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan Vs. The Incredible Hulk in an epic battle of The Hulks!

7 Submitted by on Thu, 26 June 2014, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Up until 2005 Marvel Comics owned the name “Hulk Hogan” and whatever wrestling promotion the Hulkster was working for would have to pay a licensing fee to Marvel. In 1988 Marvel had a little fun at Hogan’s expense. In a short story in Marvel Comics Presents #45 Hogan declared himself to be the “The One, The Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Nitro Girls Swimsuit calendar special manages to somehow be awful

8 Submitted by on Tue, 24 June 2014, 02:00
Early in 1999 WCW aired a Pay-Per-View called “The WCW Nitro Girls Swimsuit Calendar Special” (rolls right off the tongue, does’t it?). That seems like a pretty good deal, right? You pay $9.99 or whatever to see the Nitro Girls frolic about in bikinis for 90 minutes. Well, according to RD Reynolds’ induction, the thing is amply terrible. Yes, leave it to WCW Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA Pigeon Army shirt

17 Submitted by on Mon, 23 June 2014, 14:04
Hey, remember that “Let The Pigeons Loose” shirt that I put up on the site which mysteriously disappeared from ShopTNA.com a day or two later? Well, TNA has now replaced it with something even worse- a Pigeon Army shirt. That design looks kind of, sort of vaguely familiar, doesn’t it? Hmm… Maybe it’s just me. Anyway, the only person who I Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Learn everything you wanted to know about Cougar Jay on this trading card!

13 Submitted by on Mon, 23 June 2014, 02:00
Crapper Douglas Corti writes: Here’s Cougar Jay, 1988′s biggest Charlene Tilton-manic. Douglas sent in a Trent Knight trading card from this series before. Hey, Cougar Jay’s favorite movie is Robocop! He must’ve been thrilled when this went down! He likes theatrical lighting, black cherry ice cream, and Hank Williams Jr.? Got to give him points for having a diverse set of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A ripoff rips off something and rips off something else in the process!

5 Submitted by on Sat, 21 June 2014, 00:12
I found this Power Man thing (is it a towel? A flag? A banner?) on the awesome Knockoffs And Bootlegs Tumblr. Oh sure, some might say it’s just a lousy Spider-Man knockoff, but we know better, Crappers! With that banana yellow costume, it’s obviously really a knockoff of WCW’s crime-fighting, web-slinging do-gooder superhero Arachnaman! You may know him better as mild-mannered Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ric Flair autographed South Carolina lottery t-shirt and voided lottery tickets

8 Submitted by on Fri, 20 June 2014, 02:00
If you poke around Ric Flair’s official website, you’ll see he has an online store where you can buy all kinds of Ric Flair stuff like a $30,000 customized robe (!), and also this t-shirt promoting Ric Flair South Carolina lottery tickets!  And look, you can get it autographed for an additional $30!  But wait! There’s more! You can also buy Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Chyna’s book bloated full of bitterness and bitching

20 Submitted by on Tue, 17 June 2014, 02:00
I know R.D already featured Chyna’s autobiography “If They Only Knew” as an induction years ago on the old site (the induction is well worth reading!) but I just had to bring it up again. Think about this for a minute… Somebody decided to let Chyna write a book. May I ask why? It’s selling new for under $3, and used for Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Virgilmania unites the universe in WWF Magazine’s tribute to Wrestling Superstar Virgil

13 Submitted by on Fri, 13 June 2014, 02:00
  This is the epic, timeless, and long-overdue “Tribute To Virgil” issue of WWF Magazine from August of 1993. It was a magical time when Virgilmania was sweeping the world over like some kind of gigantic broom! People just could not get enough of Wrestling Superstar(™) Virgil. He was in the middle of his epic 2 year long World Title Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Celebrate Virgil’s birthday by looking at his trading cards!

7 Submitted by on Fri, 13 June 2014, 02:00
WRESTLECRAP WOULD LIKE TO WISH MIKE “VIRGIL” JONES A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! (We understand he might be a bit lonely lately). Yes, today is Virgil’s Birthday (He turns the big 5-2!) and we here at WrestleCrap hope he has a fantastic birthday. We’d like to celebrate in our own way by featuring a bunch of Virgil trading cards! I bet you didn’t Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWE Talking Soap

14 Submitted by on Thu, 12 June 2014, 15:00
WWE Talking Soap When RD told me he picked me up something totally ludicrous from WWE Niagra Falls during his recent trip, I was a happy camper. I just love crappy WWE merchandise. What could it be? A part of me wished it was one of those new dumbass HBK teddy bears/lions that are in the new WWE catalog. If Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA really wants you to buy this laser engraved Jeff Jarrett guitar!

12 Submitted by on Wed, 11 June 2014, 13:52
It’s a TNA guitar with a laser engraved picture of Jeff Jarrett on it! I’m just going to copy and paste the description right from the listing… THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE COOLEST ITEM WE HAVE EVER HAD! IT IS AN OFFICIAL TNA GUITAR WITH TNA FOUNDER AND KING OF THE MOUNTAIN JEFF JARRETT LASER ENGRAVED ON THE GUITAR Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Bret Hart is now a Simpsons figure!

7 Submitted by on Tue, 10 June 2014, 15:00
A Bret Hart Simpsons figure is out now based on Bret’s appearance in this Simpsons episode. It looks pretty accurate to me! He’s part of a line of celebrity figures being released in celebration of The Simpsons’ 25th (!) Anniversary. WHOO-HOO! More information is available here. There’s no Amazon listing for it yet but if you find one, shoot me an email and Continue Reading...
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