Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

It Came From YouTube: Land Of 1,000 Dances video

10 Submitted by on Mon, 24 March 2014, 02:00
Crapper Third String Point Guard writes: If musicians of different genres got together as one in 1985 to record “We Are the World”, the WWF’s heels and faces came damn close to breaking kayfabe by collaborating on this Wrestlecraptacular version of the ’60s classic “Land of a Thousand Dances.” I’ll leave it up to my fellow Crappers to add their Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: This Sid Vicious shirt is “hard” to beat.

10 Submitted by on Sun, 23 March 2014, 18:00
Straight from the always amazing WCW Worldwide blog comes this.. um… unique WCW Sid Vicious shirt from the early 90′s. I’m not a peter gazer (ahem) or anything, but it’s pretty obvious he was drawn with a visible erection. Also, for some reason he’s posing on Pride Rock from The Lion King… Maybe Sid is just waiting for Rafiki to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Talking Mad Caps Soda Toppers featuring Sting and Goldberg

5 Submitted by on Sat, 22 March 2014, 02:00
These are WCW “Talking Mad Caps Soda Toppers” featuring Goldberg and Sting (both of whom look like they’re about ready to take a Trust Fall). They’re the “safe and fun way to drink from soda cans”! Gosh, I didn’t know that drinking from a soda can was so dangerous the way I’ve been doing it my entire life. What exactly is Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sting blow-up doll

10 Submitted by on Thu, 20 March 2014, 02:00
Here’s another gem from the WCW Worldwide blog! It’s a Sting blow-up doll (?!). Now, I could go for the easy joke about what this doll looks like… But, I’ll leave that up to you Crappers. Instead, I’ll mention that Sting’s freakishly tiny head reminds me of this scene from Beetlejuice featuring Papa Shango’s late Uncle Hermie Shango:...
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Someone Bought This: Big Bully Busick v-neck shirt

3 Submitted by on Mon, 17 March 2014, 18:00
Nick Busick (who wrestled in WWE as WrestleCrap inductee “Big Bully” Busick) has a nutrition website where he sells protein bars in various flavors, and also this Big Bully v-neck t-shirt which you can order here from Nick’s site. Now if only he sold a glue-on handlebar mustache and bowler hat to go along with it…...
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Someone Bought This: Steiner Brothers shirt parodies a horror movie classic

14 Submitted by on Mon, 17 March 2014, 02:00
 I found this early 90′s shirt parodying Frankenstein referencing  Scott’s “Frankensteiner” finisher on the WCW Worldwide blog and just had to share it with you, Crappers. I’ve got to give WCW’s merchandising department credit for being pretty creative here- I’d have totally bought this one! It’s ironic that it’s Scott who became the unstoppable monster freak later on…...
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Someone Bought This: Hello Kitty New Japan Pro Wrestling t-shirts

13 Submitted by on Sat, 15 March 2014, 18:00
Crapper Robert Coot sent in this news article about New Japan Pro Wrestling selling Hello Kitty crossover t-shirts. You can buy this one here: Or you can buy this one here. This is the understatement of the year, but man; Japanese culture sure is weird. I bet they’ll sell out in no time. Rumored plans for a TNA/Mr. Sparkle crossover Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW’s Raven t-shirt will make you look ignorant

17 Submitted by on Fri, 14 March 2014, 02:00
  Again from the WCW Worldwide blog, here’s a Raven t-shirt. The front is fine. Nothing too interesting there… But let’s take a look at the back of the shirt: So what’s the problem? The line in Edgar Allan Poe’s poem “The Raven” is: Quoth the Raven “Nevermore”. Plus, they forgot to put the quotation marks around “Nevermore”. It would Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition is available for pre-order NOW!

18 Submitted by on Tue, 11 March 2014, 13:23
The Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition by WrestleCrap co-founder R.D Reynolds and Figure Four Online’s Bryan Alvarez is now available for pre-order on Amazon.com! The book has been completely revised and expanded with pages and pages of all new information and insight about the demise of World Championship Wrestling. If you liked the first edition of the book, you’ll love the Continue Reading...
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