Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

It Came From YouTube: The Fink loves the new, weird Undertaker figure!

7 Submitted by on Fri, 18 December 2015, 13:26
Howard Finked talks about the new Mattel Undertaker Defining Moments action figure (buy it through this link and help support the site, Crappers!) and I have some random thoughts: Fink could read the phone book and sound awesome doing it. I can’t believe they’re celebrating 25 years of The Undertaker by releasing a figure commemorating how he looked in a very forgettable, heatless Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The NWO Hotline is expensive- Jeff Katz has to eat too, you know!

13 Submitted by on Wed, 16 December 2015, 02:00
From The WCW Worldwide blog comes this 1997 ad for the NWO Hotline! And it only costs $1.59 a minute! Not $1.59 for the first minute and $.99 for each additional minute- just $1.59 a minute, period! If I may quote Bryan Alvarez- “No buys!”. Thanks to the stupid font I read that one name as “The Homad” instead of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Bushwhackers Hongi shirt from 1994

12 Submitted by on Mon, 14 December 2015, 02:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: Believe it or don’t – I bought this shirt back 1994 or 1995. And somewhere in a box in my mother’s attic photographs exist of me wearing this while standing beside Savio Vega and Jimmy Del Ray. What kid… Any age… Any year… Buys a Bushwackers shirt over any other wrestler on the roster? Someone who Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Classy Hulk Hogan photo clock

10 Submitted by on Sun, 13 December 2015, 02:00
Crapper Alexander Slocum writes: Hey guys I love the site and thought you would appreciate this. I work at a small computer shop and a co-worker who knows that I’m a wrestling fan left this on my workbench. His gf’s father buys contents of abandoned storage space like on Storage Wars. He was assisting him with inventory and discovered this Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF bookmarks courtesy of Coliseum Video

4 Submitted by on Sat, 12 December 2015, 02:00
When you’re reading the new The Death Of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition, at some point you’re going to have to stop reading to eat, or sleep, or perhaps go to the bathroom. You can use these handy WWF bookmarks from Coliseum Video featuring Lex Luger, Razor Ramon, and The Undertaker to mark your place in the book so you don’t Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A classic WCW moment immortalized on a piece of art

6 Submitted by on Fri, 11 December 2015, 02:00
Crapper Douglas Corti writes: An artist was showing off some of his Malcolm X paintings on his facebook. However, take a look over his shoulder at something else more of interest to wrestlecrappers. Left to right, it is the entire cast of the “Hulk Hogan, we;re com in for you nigga” moment. So, L-R, Stevie Ray, Gene, Sherri, Booker T. I love it! Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars cereal (with free flip book!).

14 Submitted by on Wed, 09 December 2015, 02:00
I found this article on WWF Superstars cereal. Ralston’s cereals were always pretty good (Remember their Batman cereal?). The WWF Superstars cereal box helpfully says: SPOONSIZE SUPERSTARS HINT OF VANILLA. ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED. SWEET, BUT NO PUSHOVER. Wait a minute… “Sweet, but no pushover”? I get the cute wrestling wordplay, but I don’t even understand what that’s supposed to mean in relation to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wacky Wrestling cards are unlike anything you’ve ever seen…

4 Submitted by on Sun, 06 December 2015, 02:00
I found a set of Wacky Wrestling trading cards on this Wrestling Card Collecting website and they are pretty interesting to say the least! They’re unlicensed cards made by Topps (yes, them) and released in Ireland in 1993. They feature pictures taken at WWF and WCW house shows over several years with funny cartoon speech bubbles added. Nowhere on the cards Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Jerry Lawler’s Slamburgers- fast food fit for a King!

13 Submitted by on Thu, 03 December 2015, 02:00
In the mid-70’s Jerry Lawler lent his name a burger restaurant called Smashburger in Memphis, Tennessee and there’s the menu. If I was in Memphis in the 70’s, I would be all over this place like white on rice! And check out those prices! Everything is so cheap that you could in fact eat like a King! Sadly it is closed and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: He’s a manager?

7 Submitted by on Wed, 02 December 2015, 02:00
Our friends at LJN seem to think that Mean Gene Oklerlund is a manager. If I’m a wrestler, do I really want Gene Okerlund managing my career and giving me career advice and guidance? “Gene, I have to face Hulk Hogan for the title tonight! You’re my manager so what’s the best strategy to avoid the leg drop and beat Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ugly “All-Over” Hulk Hogan sweatshirt

7 Submitted by on Mon, 30 November 2015, 02:00
Straight from a late 80’s WWF catalog, it’s the “all over” Hulk Hogan sweatshirt. I think they call it that because if you’re a woman and you wear it out in public, your chances of ever procreating are in fact all over. Seriously; this thing looks like something some poor kid’s mom made at home using supplies from the Arts And Crafts Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: If you love wrestling and formal attire, this is the perfect accessory for you!

3 Submitted by on Tue, 24 November 2015, 02:00
Impress your boss at your next important business meeting with this WWE Branded Logo Neck Tie from the Wrestling Superstore!  I’d love to see a lawyer in a big-time legal case wear this baby to court. LICENSE TO WIN THE CASE!  Even by “wrestling-themed formal wear” standards that is one UG-LEE tie…...
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Someone Bought This: The Best Of WCW In The 1990’s? How could that possibly be bad?…

5 Submitted by on Sun, 22 November 2015, 02:00
From the WCW Worldwide Blog comes this gem of a video tape. In 2000 if you subscribed to WCW Magazine you could get this The Best Of The 1990’s tape FREE!  It features 7 solid-to-great matches. The catch? Each match is edited down to about 5 minutes! The entire tape runs for 40 minutes including “Bonus footage of the women of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Finally! The Gobbledy Gooker is on a t-shirt!

8 Submitted by on Fri, 20 November 2015, 20:18
Crapper Sean writes: At long last, a shirt dedicated to the Gobbledy Gooker is here! I love how the site’s description of the character; even WWE knows they screwed up with this one. Said description also mentioned the possibility of the world’s 1st grappling dinosaur initially being a possibility of being in that egg….I think I’m a little sad now Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars Shoot-Out Tabletop Hockey Game

28 Submitted by on Fri, 20 November 2015, 02:00
Who cares about real hockey when you can play with The WWF Superstars Shoot-Out Tabletop Hockey Game?! Okay, so it’s basically Foosball. But Foosball is fun! I love the customized hockey sticks that match each character perfectly. Did any of you Crappers have this toy? Do you still have it? P.S- I feel like I’ve seen that packaging artwork somewhere else… maybe decades later… Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars oatmeal cookies

24 Submitted by on Thu, 19 November 2015, 02:00
Here’s an obscure food product that I didn’t know existed until today. WWF Superstars Oatmeal Cookies made by Salerno. Oh yes! Delicious cookies shaped like Hulk Hogan, The Ultimate Warrior, and 8 others! HUNKA-HUNKA-HONKEY TONK MAN COOKIES!!! DOUBLY DELICIOUS DUSTY RHODES COOKIES! Did any of you Crappers ever get these? How were they? If they weren’t available in chocolate I’m going Continue Reading...
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