Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

Someone Bought This: Terrifyingly ugly WCW Halloween masks!

10 Submitted by on Fri, 21 October 2016, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. found these Sting and Bill Goldberg masks on The WCW Worldwide Blog and writes: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah Goldberg’s tongue really freaks me out, for some reason. Bryan at The WCW Worldwide Blog writes about these masks… Why is it so hard for companies to create good masks to represent wrestlers? Because they’re cheap masks based on a fad and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA Brooke Hogan autographed 8×10 (still!)

2 Submitted by on Sun, 16 October 2016, 15:14
Brooke Hogan was released from TNA in August of 2013. As of this writing it is October of 2016 and TNA is still selling autographed 8x10s of her– and they only knocked 5 bones off their original asking price! Are you at all surprised that overpriced autographed photos of Hulk Hogan’s talentless airhead daughter who’s been gone with the company for years are still Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sgt. Slaughter Helmet and Hulk and Macho Man Halloween costumes

4 Submitted by on Fri, 14 October 2016, 02:00
I know most of you will be drawn to the Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage costumes (why are the kids holding hands? Is that one of Roddy Piper’s Halloween Safety Tips that I forgot?) but I want to point out the awesome plastic Sgt. Slaughter helmet. What kid says “Yes! I want that Sgt. Slaughter helmet! I love Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Concrete proof that Blade Braxton is wrong, and R.D Reynolds is right.

9 Submitted by on Thu, 13 October 2016, 20:14
I need to draw a line in the sand, Crappers! Older, sluttier WCW Miss Elizabeth is a million times hotter than young, boring, “pure” Granny-Panty-wearing WWE Miss Elizabeth, as these WCW posters so clearly illustrate. Blade might know a good horror movie 9and quite a few bad ones, even!) but when it comes to Elizabeth, my old buddy and old pal Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Custom Hulk Hogan Gawker trial figure!

13 Submitted by on Sat, 01 October 2016, 13:58
Crapper Ator sent in these pictures of his awesome “Hulk Hogan Gawker Trial” figure. You will remember that Ator also made the Triple H as Kane figure. He writes: Thought the fine folks at Wrestlecrap might get a charge from this TEN INCH TALL Gawker trial Hulk Hogan figure! Well maybe he’s not ten inches like you’re trying to say Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sgt. Slaughter Halloween costume and mask

5 Submitted by on Fri, 23 September 2016, 02:00
Crapper Little Louie P (The Doctor of Style) writes: This site has covered Sgt. Slaughter’s dual presence in the WWF and GI Joe. Probably more than one wrestling fan bought this Sgt. Slaughter mask made by the GI Joe division. It came with a costume too–which probably didn’t look as creepy as the mask with eyeholes cut out of its silver plastic Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Nitro cars! Tiny cars, or giant wrestlers?

8 Submitted by on Tue, 13 September 2016, 11:14
From The PW Torch: “WWE Nitro” launches as new line of racing toys featuring big names WWE and Playmates Toys announced Monday a new line of racing toys centered on arguably the four biggest names available to WWE. The first line of “WWE Nitro” Sprints and Machines features John Cena, The Rock, Brock Lesnar, and The Undertaker. “Playmates Toys is Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Awesome Triple H as Kane custom action figure!

7 Submitted by on Fri, 02 September 2016, 02:00
Crapper Ator writes: I thought the fine, discerning, and no doubt exceptionally handsome readers of Wrestlecrap might appreciate this custom figure I made to commemorate the most infamous and despicable story angle of all time. He is fully articulated and ready to desecrate your little sister’s Barbie collection. Keep him away from the Halloween decorations you have in storage! That Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Be cool in school with this Texas Tornado folder!

9 Submitted by on Fri, 26 August 2016, 02:00
For many of you Crappers you’re either back in school or about to go back soon, so be sure you’re the most awesome Crapper in school with ths awesome Texas Tornado Kerry Von Erich folder! The best thing about it is that it doesn’t matter if you’re in Jr. High, High School, or College- the folder makes anyone look rad! So, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wrestlemania VIII pencil case

4 Submitted by on Fri, 12 August 2016, 02:00
Gemini888 (FKA: Gemini686) shows off his Wrestlemania VIII pencil case that came in one of his old Coliseum Videos! If I’d had that bad boy I would’ve been the coolest kid in 4th grade for sure! Check out his YouTube Channel where he reviews his awesome wrestling DVD and VHS collection and other neat stuff!...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Crunch Time Popcorn Kit

4 Submitted by on Thu, 11 August 2016, 15:00
WWE Crunch Time Popcorn Kit Item Description: “Sherwood Brands brings you the perfect complement to the excitement of a WWE™ event — Crunch Time and Snack Down snack and gift sets! Zap our WWE™ popcorn in the microwave and pour a couple of drinks into our WWE™ soda glasses while you watch your favorite WWE™ superstars battle it out on Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: This John Cena book comes with a baffling bonus…

11 Submitted by on Wed, 20 July 2016, 15:00
Crapper Mike writes: Spotted at Barnes & Noble. While the idea of a book about John Cena isn’t that odd, the sweatband tie-in is. I mean, yeah–he wears sweatbands. But in combination with a book? Is WWE expecting readers to sweat while reading it? Ew. Wow! Yeah, that has me perplexed too… Maybe it’s to make it appeal to kids Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Pin the WHAT on WHO?

11 Submitted by on Sat, 16 July 2016, 02:36
Crapper Drew wrote: During my most recent trip to the grocery/party supply store, I happened upon this priceless collectible. I’m actually shocked I found it at all, because I was wearing my official WWE blindfold at the time- and the sweatband that I’m compelled to carry on my person at all times, just in case (normal people do this, right?…) Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: GFW Grand Slam baseball tour t-shirt

12 Submitted by on Fri, 08 July 2016, 02:00
Hey look, it’s a Global Force Wrestling t-shirt commemorating their 2015 tour of Minor League baseball stadiums! It even lists all the dates and stadiums they wrestled in on the back! Boy, oh boy! Hot GFW action in a minor league baseball stadium! What could be better than that?! I’m sure that’s something I’m sure people really want to cherish Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW West Texas Rednecks Good Old Boys / Rap Is Crap CD single

15 Submitted by on Tue, 28 June 2016, 15:00
Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog found this WCW West Texas Rednecks promotional CD single with both Good Old Boys, and about 600 versions of Rap is Crap. (Okay, not quite that many). If WCW had been smart they would have put out an entire West Texas Rednecks album. License To Get Paul’s Money! You can listen to all the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Obscenely expensive TNA Aces & Eights vest

22 Submitted by on Mon, 27 June 2016, 12:00
It’s the official TNA Aces & Eights vest.  You’d think that with the group having been disbanded for well over a year that TNA would put the vest on clearance and price it under $100 to get them out of the warehouse… …and you’d be wrong. Because TNA. (No, I don’t know why the put the word “vest” in quotes, either). Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: If you like wrestling, unhealthy TV dinners, and saving money, this is the SBT for you!

15 Submitted by on Sat, 25 June 2016, 20:58
Crapper Ator writes: Went to Wal-Mart today and a lady by the front door aggressively shoved this coupon into my wife’s hand. Smack Down branded coupons for Hungry Man TV Dinners! They fittingly feature Kevin Owens who is without doubt a hungry man. Dean Ambrose seems confused to be there. That’s nice and all, but it really needs more Booker Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hillbilly Jim loves him some WWF Ice Cream Bars!

13 Submitted by on Fri, 24 June 2016, 02:00
YEE-HAW! After a tough day of wrestling with his hound dog Jasper, there’s nothing that Hillbilly Jim likes more than a delicious WWF Ice Cream Bar! Not even the appallingly redneck Hillbilly Jim can keep me from wanting one of these tasty treats. Look! They even put him on one of the bars! LickAHillbillyOnAHotSummersDay.com! I bet that URL’s taken by a Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The charges were dropped! Buy the shirt!

9 Submitted by on Fri, 17 June 2016, 21:37
Aldo Rose (the former Adam Rose) is selling a shirt with his mugshot photo on it to celebrate that his domestic abuse charges were dropped. Geez, look at that zoned-out stare… If you’re a fan of Aldo/Adam, I don’t now why you’d want this particular shirt- it’s awfully depressing. And if you’re not a fan, you don’t want the shirt in the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Global Force Wrestling wristbands with a stupid slogan

1 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2016, 02:00
Look! You can get a blue or green Global Force Wrestling wristband for just 5 bones! Yes, Global Farce… erm… I mean Force Wrestling apparently still exists. I was just as surprised as you are to find this out, believe me. The wristband with its “Join The Force” slogan  reminds me of this goofy looking bootleg Star Wars Belt that I saw Continue Reading...
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