Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

Someone Bought This: Guys- Hulk Hogan is interested in your sex life- and your prostate!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:41
Paul over at Infomercial Hell covers two print ads Hulk Hogan did for an erectile disfunction pill, and a prostate health pill. I’ll let Paul talk about the ads themselves. All I will add is that while prostate health is certainly important, it sure is weird seeing Hulk Hogan interested in mine… Maybe he can loan Angry Jim some of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Tough Enough 2 Trophy (and Jackie Gayda dress, too!)

10 Submitted by on Fri, 09 August 2013, 14:30
Crapper Emerson Witner writes: Maybe I am the crazy one, but I cannot imagine anyone wanting to buy not only the trophy for winning Tough Enough 2, but also Jackie’s worn dress. But hey, I will be 600 dollars richer than one person, Wow! I’m surprised no one has bid on this, yet (seriously). I figure someone out there would Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Lanny Poffo loves to ride his Gazelle until he’s all sweaty…

6 Submitted by on Fri, 09 August 2013, 07:21
TONY: “Have you ever heard of Lanny Poffo?” TONY’S HOT FRIEND: “OH! Wasn’t he The Genius?”. Pffft! What?!! Stop! Stop the commercial! Wait just a cotton-pickin’ minute, here! I need to address this. Crappers; if you walk up to any hot woman (or.. just about any woman; really) and you ask her if she know who Lanny Poffo is; and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Giant Gonzalez’s fur bodysuit from SummerSlam 1993 (does come with grime spots as pictured).

9 Submitted by on Fri, 02 August 2013, 07:45
Crapper Nick Blankenship writes: I put this up on the craphole and figured I should send it in: Giant Gonzalez’s infamous bodysuit, complete with veiny man boobs and ass crack. Oh, wow! That is outstanding! And it’s even signed “El Gigante” and complete with Gonzalez sweat! What more could you ask for?! I can’t believe such a shining example of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE is now selling a Wyatt Family Sheep Mask. Oh, the irony…

17 Submitted by on Thu, 01 August 2013, 08:05
The irony of the WWE selling this mask to hordes of fans based on a gimmick of like-minded cultists who are all about group-think (while still claiming to be individuals, of course) spouting mindless nonsense is simply stunning. “We here in the WWE Marketing Department think you fans are a bunch of mindless sheep, and we’ll prove it by mass-marketing this sheep Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF SummerSlam 1993 live hotline call gets awkward

3 Submitted by on Wed, 31 July 2013, 00:00
Presenting a very uncomfortable moment from SummerSlam 1993 showing what happens when a fan calls the SummerSlam Hotline and gets the “privilege” of being put live over the air to ask a wrestler a question. So, the lucky caller decides to ask The Undertaker what he thinks of Jake “The Snake” Roberts turning on him, and what he thinks of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF rigs their voting hotline to steal fans’ money

14 Submitted by on Wed, 24 July 2013, 00:00
On the November 8th, 1993 live Monday Night Raw show, the WWF announced that fans could pick Quebecer Pierre’s opponent for the main event for the November 15th by voting via a 1-900 number. I don’t know how much the call cost, but let’s say it was $2.99. The choices fans could pick from were: The 1-2-3 Kid Marty Jannetty Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE HLA (Hot Lesbian Action) t-shirts- the very definition of “tacky”.

9 Submitted by on Mon, 22 July 2013, 00:00
Crapper Pete Staiano found these two WWE HLA (Hot Lesbian Action) t-shirts from the early 2000’s on eBay, and on an old archived WWE.com page. This is an example of a catch phrase that never caught on, and I’m sure it’s something the modern day family-frinedly WWE hopes you don’t remember. But that’s why we’re here, folks! It was also a Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A signed Jeff Jarrett guitar is on sale! Want it personalized? That will cost you, pal!

19 Submitted by on Sat, 20 July 2013, 23:21
  Crapper Jim Venzke writes: I saw this and Wrestlecrap came to mind immediately…  an autographed Jeff Jarrett guitar!!! MSRP: $349.99, but it can now be yours for $59.99  (83% off!!!).  Throw in an extra $20 and JJ will go over to the TNA warehouse and personalize it for you… I can’t believe that Jeff is still desperately clinging to Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Strike Force loves Hostess Potato Chips- and free WWF stickers, too!

4 Submitted by on Sat, 20 July 2013, 00:52
This commercial for Hostess Potato Chips aired in Canada in early 1988 to promote WWF WrestleMania IV (oh, and also to promote Hostess Chips, of course!). In it, the scheming (and hungry… but mostly scheming) Strike Force steals Mean Gene Okerlund’s delicious Hostess Chips. And even worse, they also got the WWF sticker that’s inside the bag! And remember, Strike Force Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Feel The Power Of The Ultimate Warrior…. in video game form!

2 Submitted by on Tue, 16 July 2013, 00:00
Crapper Brian Jacobs sent in this amazing montage of every video game The Ultimate Warrior has appeared in! He writes: He does video game videos but also occasionally does ones involving pro wrestling like this music video recapping every Ultimate Warrior video game appearance he could fit in the video! Enjoy! Truly the Power Of The Warrior surges strongly through Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: John Cena “Bad, Bad Man” music video parodies The A-Team

3 Submitted by on Sat, 13 July 2013, 00:00
Crapper E-Squared writes: I don’t know if you have posted this and I know that Cena’s album was inducted already, but I felt like submitting this. I remember when Cena’s album was promoted on Raw and Smackdown and how this was shown on Smackdown back in the day. I noticed that the video was a parody of The A-Team, but Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: John Cena lawn gnomes

20 Submitted by on Sat, 13 July 2013, 00:00
  Crapper Zane Pasley sent in this John Cena Garden Gnomes. You might the able to still find them on the WWE Shop website. They get 100 points for creativity, minus 10,000 points for creepiness. Snow White would be so disappointed that her dwarf friends are all Cena marks....
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Someone Bought This: WCW Nitro Fragrances For Men cologne promotional t-shirt

5 Submitted by on Fri, 12 July 2013, 16:51
Crapper Pete Staiano found this WCW Nitro Fragrances cologne promotional t-shirt and sent the link my way. In 1999 WCW commissioned “WCW Nitro Cologne” (which we’ve covered here before) and “WCW Nitro Perfume” and this t-shirt was somehow used as a promotional tool to promote the cologne. I’m not exactly sure who was supposed to wear this. Employees at WCW events? People Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Monday Nitro Denim Jacket

11 Submitted by on Thu, 11 July 2013, 00:00
While cruising around The Internet Archives’ Wayback Machine, I came across the WCWwrestling.com store as it appeared in 1997. It featured this WCW Monday Nitro Denim Jacket. What better way than a jean jacket to have have the hip new style of 1987 in 1997? And hey; how could you pass it up for the bargain price of just $95?...
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It Came From YouTube: Doink gets a Christmas gift from Santa Claus- viewers hope he kept the gift receipt

15 Submitted by on Sat, 06 July 2013, 00:00
Santa Claus showed up on a December 1993 episode of WWF Wrestling Challenge. And that’s not all- he has a special gift for Doink The Clown! Boy, oh boy!(™ Nathaniel) What could it possibly be?! A copy of Dusty Rhodes’ autobiography? The Beatles’ “Live At The BBC” on CD? A 148 count box of delicious Smoothie Cups? Well, no; unfortunatley Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ultimate Warrior Satin Jacket (resists evil black goo stains)

14 Submitted by on Wed, 03 July 2013, 00:00
“Paying too much for a satin wrestling jacket doesn’t make the world work!!!” I just love the over-the-top quality of the artwork on the back of this thing. You will recall that this is the jacket The Ultimate Warrior was wearing when the evil black goo started coming out of his head thanks to Papa Shango’s voodoo curse. Don’t let Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: John Cena punches a lime in his first Fruity Pebbles commercial

8 Submitted by on Mon, 24 June 2013, 00:00
Things I learned from this brief commercial for Fruity Pebbles featuring John Cena: 1. John Cena absolutely hates limes (“Too many limes! Too many limes!”) and will punch any that come anywhere near him while he’s trying to enjoy breakfast. 2. The people at Post knew that just having John Cena appear in the commercial, mug to the camera, and Continue Reading...
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