Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

It Came From YouTube: When you hear this song, Linda McMahon is coming to spice things up!

5 Submitted by on Sat, 03 May 2014, 02:00
You may know this song as the WrestleMania song from WrestleMania: The Album (buy your copy today!), but true wrestling fans know that if you take out the vocals and all the sound clips, it magically becomes Linda McMahon’s theme song! Thus ensuring that if you hear this instrumental, you’re sure to be in for some fine robotic “emoting” and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Talking Sting Mug

6 Submitted by on Fri, 02 May 2014, 02:00
Bryan (who runs the awesome WCW Worldwide blog) found this goofy WCW Talking Sting Mug (?!). Here’s what he wrote about it on the blog entry: Featuring classic Stinger quips like “UGHHH…” and “I’ll be back”!! Yeah, that just about sums it up. I guess when Sting isn’t threatening the NWO, or  constipated, he’s impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger? This is one of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Nasty Boys know how to look tough in their own t-shirt

8 Submitted by on Wed, 30 April 2014, 02:00
Another gem from the WCW Worldwide Blog, it’s an early 90’s WCW Nasty Boys t-shirt. Because nothing says “Dangerous, street-tough punks” like an acid-washed t-shirt. This shirt would go perfect with some vintage early 90’s acid-washed jeans and a jean jacket. Oh yeah, and a mullet. Then you’ll be all set to conquer Nastyville in style!...
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Someone Bought This: The Giant Gonzalez Hasbro figure is amazing and it can be yours!

20 Submitted by on Thu, 24 April 2014, 05:26
I stumbled upon this Giant Gonzalez Hasbro figure on Amazon. Here’s a picture of the Amazon listing: Several things crossed my mind immediately when I found this wonderful figure: 1. Someone (and possibly several people) at Hasbro and WWE said amongst themselves “Yes! That Giant Gonzalez guy is really going to connect with the kids! We must strike while the iron Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Astro Boy, Kinnikuman, Mickey and Donald on cool New Japan shirts!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 21 April 2014, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Thought the Hello Kitty New Japan shirt was something? Check this shirt featuring Tetsuya Naito being managed by none other than Astro Boy. Also here’s a T-shirt for last year’s G1 Climax featuring Kinnikuman whose toyline was brought to the US twice under the name M.U.S.C.L.E in the 1980s and later “Ultimate Muscle” in 2002. And Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A WCW Pen

11 Submitted by on Fri, 18 April 2014, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: At least it is better than the cologne WCW hocked And look who made the pen… “PARKER!” I wonder if this is the same pen Eric Bischoff used to sign all those useless loafs to bloated guaranteed contracts? Or maybe it’s the one Jamie Kellner used to sign the papers to remove WCW from the Turner Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Barry Howoritz customized Hasbro figure is the greatest figure ever!

20 Submitted by on Wed, 16 April 2014, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman found this custom Barry Horowitz Hasbro figure and writes: and you thought Mr. Horowitz only had that infamous tshirt Yes! Awesome! You Crappers know I’m the biggest Barry Booster there is! Barry Horowitz is the greatest enhancement talent ever! I would have so bought this if it was a real Hasbro figure. And I’d have proudly put Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: No Holds Barred on every home video format!

13 Submitted by on Sun, 13 April 2014, 21:10
Crapper John Silva submitted this to The WrestleCrap Facebook page and wrote: Hey RD and Blade! How’s THIS for Someone Bought This? This is my favorite movie of all time and now I officially own EVERY US RELEASE of this movie. From Left to Right: VHS, Blu-Ray, Laserdisc, DVD, and Beta. The Beta has mold sadly, so I’m still on Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Ultimate Warrior fights a giant snail so you’ll buy a Ford!

11 Submitted by on Sun, 13 April 2014, 13:00
In 1987 The Ultimate Warrior (then known as “The Dingo Warrior” in World Class Championship Wrestling) appeared in a series of commercials for “Westway Ford” which is a Ford car dealership in Texas that is still in business to this day. It’s “Snail Damage III”? So they’ve had a problem with snail damage at least twice before? What happened?! There just Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Thunder Bill Goldberg shaped memory card for your Playstation

13 Submitted by on Sun, 13 April 2014, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. found this Bill Goldberg shaped memory card for your Playstation promoting the WCW Thunder game (which we’ve covered before) on the excellent WCW Worldwide blog. Unlike the real Goldberg, I bet this memory card can remember not to punch a non-gimmicked limousine window. (Okay, I guess that joke didn’t make a lot of sense…)...
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Someone Bought This: A private wrestling session with Nicole Bass! Includes lifting and carrying.

11 Submitted by on Fri, 11 April 2014, 02:00
Bodybuilder Nicole Bass had a short stint in the WWF in the late 90’s that wasn’t very memorable except for the fact that it introduced many of us to her… unique look, voice and physique. I’ve got to hand it to her, she certainly stood out amongst all the other female wrestlers! She couldn’t cut a promo or wrestle to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW rebooted 14 years ago today and made a t-shirt to celebrate!

7 Submitted by on Thu, 10 April 2014, 02:00
Another treat from the WCW Worldwide blog, This is a t-shirt (sold at the event, I assume) to commemorate a special episode of WCW Monday Nitro that took place on April 10th, 2000. It was 14 years ago on this very day that WCW “rebooted” with a special episode of WCW Monday Nitro. You can read CRZ’s recap of the episode Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Shawn Michaels’ theme song as sung by who? (No, not Jim Jim Neidhart)

11 Submitted by on Mon, 07 April 2014, 02:00
Crapper Christian Grimmett writes: This is an unused version of Shawn Michaels theme. That may sound ordinary, but listen to the singer. Doesn’t he sound.., Familiar? Of course, it’s not confirmed, but a lot of people have picked up on the singer sounding suspiciously like good ol’ Vinnie Mac. I guess I’ll leave it up to you. I’m 99% sure Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wrestlemania V Shirt

10 Submitted by on Sat, 05 April 2014, 15:00
Normally, the Big Cheese writes Someone Bought This, but I’ve left a trail of Reese’s Pieces leading from his computer to the woods so I can take over. Remember BC, if you get lost, you can always find East by staring directly into the sun. The title “Someone Bought This” is appropriate because this Wrestlemania V shirt belongs to me, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Andre The Giant Has A Posse… and some cool stuff, too!

6 Submitted by on Fri, 04 April 2014, 14:18
Crapper Little Louie P (AKA: The Doctor Of Style) writes: Artist Shepard Fairey became a star by drawing the iconic Obama posters c. 2008–but a pro wrestler gave him his 1st claim to fame! In 1989, Fairey made a stencil of Andre the Giant which he turned into a trendy “street art” campaign called “Andre the Giant Has a Posse.” Through the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The M.U.S.C.L.E Hard Knockin’ Rockin’ Ring

21 Submitted by on Fri, 28 March 2014, 02:00
My buddy Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula did an article on the M.U.S.C.L.E Hard Knockin’ Rockin’ Ring. For those of you Crappers who have never heard of them, M.U.S.C.L.E (which stood for “Millions of Unusual Small Creatures Lurking Everywhere”- how cool is that?!) figures were small PVC figures of intergalactic wrestlers. You can read more about them here.  The ring let Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Magazine ad with more of Ralphus than you’d ever want to see!

8 Submitted by on Tue, 25 March 2014, 02:00
From the WCW Worldwide blog, it’s an ad for WCW Magazine featuring Ralphus’ bare ass. Oh yeah, this certainly makes me want to fork over my hard-earned money for this magazine! Presumably Raalphus had the magazine handy not to read, but just in case he ran out of toilet paper. That would certainly be a better use for it…...
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It Came From YouTube: Land Of 1,000 Dances video

10 Submitted by on Mon, 24 March 2014, 02:00
Crapper Third String Point Guard writes: If musicians of different genres got together as one in 1985 to record “We Are the World”, the WWF’s heels and faces came damn close to breaking kayfabe by collaborating on this Wrestlecraptacular version of the ’60s classic “Land of a Thousand Dances.” I’ll leave it up to my fellow Crappers to add their Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: This Sid Vicious shirt is “hard” to beat.

10 Submitted by on Sun, 23 March 2014, 18:00
Straight from the always amazing WCW Worldwide blog comes this.. um… unique WCW Sid Vicious shirt from the early 90’s. I’m not a peter gazer (ahem) or anything, but it’s pretty obvious he was drawn with a visible erection. Also, for some reason he’s posing on Pride Rock from The Lion King… Maybe Sid is just waiting for Rafiki to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Talking Mad Caps Soda Toppers featuring Sting and Goldberg

5 Submitted by on Sat, 22 March 2014, 02:00
These are WCW “Talking Mad Caps Soda Toppers” featuring Goldberg and Sting (both of whom look like they’re about ready to take a Trust Fall). They’re the “safe and fun way to drink from soda cans”! Gosh, I didn’t know that drinking from a soda can was so dangerous the way I’ve been doing it my entire life. What exactly is Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sting blow-up doll

10 Submitted by on Thu, 20 March 2014, 02:00
Here’s another gem from the WCW Worldwide blog! It’s a Sting blow-up doll (?!). Now, I could go for the easy joke about what this doll looks like… But, I’ll leave that up to you Crappers. Instead, I’ll mention that Sting’s freakishly tiny head reminds me of this scene from Beetlejuice featuring Papa Shango’s late Uncle Hermie Shango:...
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Someone Bought This: Fake NWO shirt

9 Submitted by on Wed, 19 March 2014, 18:00
We all know there’s only one New World Order in wrestling. Uh well, okay that isn’t quite true, but when you think of the NWO logo, you think of this: Not that lame logo up there. You could buy this fake NWO shirt and… well, I don’t know why you’d want to buy it (except to support WrestleCrap.com thru Amazon, of course!). Continue Reading...
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