Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

Someone Bought This: A customized wrestling figure of yourself!

4 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 18:48
I just found this and absolutely had to share it with you, fellow Crappers! This website allows you to make your own custom action figure in either gender, and dress it pretty much any way you want- a business person, professional, sports figure (baseball player, football player, etc), or yes; even a Pro Wrestler! You pick the body type/gender, ethnicity, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: John Cena Backpack Pal

6 Submitted by on Wed, 30 January 2013, 00:00
AGGGGGGHHHHHHH! “Can’t sleep! John Cena’ll eat me…” If someone had gotten this for me as a gift as a child, I’d have had nightmare about it coming to life and trying to kill me like Chucky The Killer Doll from the Child’s Play movies! Next thing you know, The John Cena Backpack Pal will go around threatening Rick Steiner with Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Fantasy Concept DVDs and Blu-Rays

4 Submitted by on Fri, 25 January 2013, 00:00
This time I have something a little different for you. Technically nobody has bought this, but I bet they would if they could! WWEDVDNews.com is a great resource for WWE/TNA DVD and Blu-Ray news and reviews. They also have some great features on Coliseum Home Video releases in their Coliseum Corner. The reason I’m featuring them here is they have created Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Cheesy 80′s Australian Women’s Wrestling introductions

7 Submitted by on Wed, 23 January 2013, 00:00
Crapper Alyson Guard submitted this in the comments section of another article and wrote: I didn’t know where else to send this, but my sole ambition in life is to make this clip from an Australian Womens Wrestling video VHS tape from the early 90s famous… The introductions of the wrestlers are just extraordinary, if ANYTHING has to come from Youtube, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: “Diamond” Dan Garza!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 21 January 2013, 09:00
RD Reynolds: Finally, my mentor and friend, “Diamond Dan” Garza, has made it to YouTube! Check out the Splendid Gem taking on the Snowman, who unfortunately is not portrayed by Jerry Reed. I sure hope Miss LA (that would be LAURA ANGELIQUE) doesn’t see that chick in the bikini leading you out to the ring, pally. Oh, and fellow Crappers, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Macho Man” Randy Savage “Romeo And Juliet” Slim Jim Commercial

5 Submitted by on Sun, 13 January 2013, 04:33
Devoted Crapper Chris Morgan writes: Macho Man Randy Savage was a garish gentleman, but he was a man with a simple dream. He wanted us to enjoy juicy beef. He wanted us to enjoy spice. He wanted us to put snooty community theater directors in their place. And if that all could be done by somebody snapping into a Slim Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Layla’s Oranges

2 Submitted by on Sat, 12 January 2013, 12:37
RD Reynolds: Ok, I’ve been doing these columns for like five years or something, and just when I think nothing can top the latest most ridiculous item wrestling companies have tried to pawn off on fans, I find WWE selling oranges autographed by Layla. Let me repeat this: “What’s tangy and sweet, good for you and looks good in orange? Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: “Macho Man” Randy Savage and “Dr. Death” Steve Williams tattoos

8 Submitted by on Fri, 11 January 2013, 00:00
Long-time Crapper Dustin Nichols was nice enough to share his awesome wrestling tattoos (!) with us. He writes the following: I don’t know if this technically counts, but I thought I’d share my two wrestling-related tattoos with you. They are tributes to my late friend, “Dr. Death” Steve Williams and “Macho Man” Randy Savage. -Dustin Nichols Very cool, Dustin! I especially love Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan’s Pastamania Revisited

5 Submitted by on Thu, 10 January 2013, 00:00
Fellow Crapper Chris Morgan was nice enough to submit this week’s “It Came From YouTube” and wrote the following: Ah, Pastamania! Not just the foremost provider of Hulk Hogan themed pasta dishes, but a muse to us all. It inspired the Hulkster himself to defeat Big Bubba, but it inspired me as well. As a comedy-type person, I was required Continue Reading...
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Kimberly Page Head

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 14:37
Kimberly Page Head Text by Blade Braxton You know, Ebay is a wondrous invention. Why, where else can you find pieces of toast with the Virgin Mary’s face on them that go for thousands of dollars, or shell out almost $100 for five minute phone calls with either Ron Simmons or Buff Bagwell? Definitely some weird stuff out there, and yours Continue Reading...
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WWESHOP Valentine’s Day 2009!

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 14:35
WWESHOP Valentine’s Day 2009! RD: “As most of you are reading this, Valentine’s Day is just a scant one day away. And if you’re anything like your old buddy, your old pal, RD Reynolds, you haven’t even begun shopping yet. Not to worry! Thanks to myself and our friends over at wweshop.com (with their fantastic CUPID 10% Off code), we’ve Continue Reading...
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$400 Red Rooster T-Shirt

1 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 14:31
Red Rooster T-Shirt Fellow Crapper Liu writes: “While words can do no justice to the craptitude of that shirt, there are plenty of words to describe the weirdo who paid $405 for it! One would think that Terry Taylor would had hunted down and burned every last one of those in existence by now.” RD: Yeah, that one’s bad, but this Continue Reading...
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King Haku…Now WITH Crown as Illustrated!!

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 14:28
King Haku – FINALLY – WITH CROWN!!!!!!! Thanks to countless Crappers who mailed this one in – the new Haku figure does, indeed, COME WITH CROWN AS ILLUSTRATED! Let us all burn our old Apter mags that have mocked us for years. LONG LIVE THE KING!...
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Rambo Greg Gagne Action Figure

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:53
Gagne Raiders Action Figures With God as my witness, I am not making this up. Apparently, the fine folks at Remco thought it would be a fine and dandy idea to not only release a Greg Gagne wrestling figure, but also a set with he and Curt Hennig in camo as GAGNE’S RAIDERS. Yes, this REALLY HAPPENED. Here’s the proof: Continue Reading...
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WWE Crunch Time Popcorn Kit

1 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:52
WWE Crunch Time Popcorn Kit Item Description: “Sherwood Brands brings you the perfect complement to the excitement of a WWE™ event — Crunch Time and Snack Down snack and gift sets! Zap our WWE™ popcorn in the microwave and pour a couple of drinks into our WWE™ soda glasses while you watch your favorite WWE™ superstars battle it out on Continue Reading...
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Custom Made Wrestler Bowling Pins

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:51
Custom Made Wrestler Bowling Pins From loyal crapper Dax Norman: “Hey man. love the site. So much, in fact, I decided to make my own wrestlecrap. I hope you enjoy.” RD: But where’s the Dusty Rhodes bowling ball?  ...
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Worst Wrestling Ring Ever

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:50
Dollar Store WWE Havoc Unleashed Wrestling Ring (AKA Naked Dave Batista Wrapping Paper) Text By Blade Braxton Two for the price of one here on Wrestlecrap this week, as I encountered one hideous item at a local discount store (Big Lots) this week. We all know Ashley’s Playboy issue is soon to be on sale, as she follows in the footsteps Continue Reading...
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Layla El Action Figure

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:48
Christmas Present from C. Thomas Howell Blade Braxton: As mentioned on the radio show, I received a X-Mas gift from C.Thomas Howell. For those who do not remember, he was the star of the horrid 80′s movie, Soul Man, in which he plays a white guy who pretends to be black in order to receive a scholarship into Harvard. For Continue Reading...
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Katie Vick’s Cheerleader Outfit

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:46
Katie Vick’s Cheerleader Outfit A little less than a month ago it was brought to my attention that the actual, real live (well, as live as cotton can be) outfit that none other than Katie Vick wore on WWE television was going to be auctioned off on WWE.com. I got a ton of emails about it, and I laughed whole Continue Reading...
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WRESTLECRAP 2012 GIFT GUIDE!

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:44
WRESTLECRAP 2012 GIFT GUIDE! Text by “The Big Cheese” Paul Kraft & RD Reynolds - Submit Your Requests Here! Perhaps like many of us, the mad dash to the Christmas finish line has you, as a parent of a WWE loving child, completely stressed out, unsure of what to purchase. NO PROBLEM! At WrestleCrap, we got ya covered with our handy dandy Christmas gift guide! Continue Reading...
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