Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

Someone Bought This: Mystifying WCW ad features… well, you’ll see.

15 Submitted by on Mon, 26 May 2014, 02:00
  From the always interesting WCW Worldwide blog comes this WCW “It’s Out There” ad from 1999 featuring Bill Goldberg trying to jump on a cowboy and his horse. I’m just going to quote from the blog entry for this one: Another one of these ads, another image that makes me scratch my head in pure confusion. Kudos to the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Matilda Shirt with Blade Braxton

5 Submitted by on Sat, 24 May 2014, 15:00
From Jobber of The Week Head Honcho Blade Braxton: “Hey Islanders and Bobby Heenan…just you try to come and kidnap my bitch!!!! Piss on Stephanie McMahon…. …I should’ve been the catalog model!” RD: With that look, you should have been the catalog model…for Gay Biker Bar Monthly....
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Someone Bought This: Bad Influence takes on Action Cat and Adventure Bug in an all new comic book. UPDATED!

10 Submitted by on Thu, 22 May 2014, 16:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: TNA tag-team Bad Influence will be appearing in an upcoming issue of Art Baltazar’s “Aw Yeah Comics” featuring a script by Daniels himself. You can read a preview here. I know nothing about these comics (or any comics, for that matter), but Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian will be taking on adorable characters “Action Cat” and “Adventure Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Customized Hulk Hogan autographed baseball bat

4 Submitted by on Thu, 15 May 2014, 15:00
While browsing around ShopHulkHogan.com I came across this signed and customized Hulk Hogan baseball bat, listed as an NWO bat.  Um, didn’t the NWO use metal baseball bats? Anyway, let’s see how much this sucker will set you back. I’m sure it’s only a couple hundred bucks, right? $10,000?! And there are only two of these customized Hulk Hogan autographed baseball Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Buy Hulk Hogan’s album “Hulk Rules” cheap!

5 Submitted by on Wed, 14 May 2014, 15:00
You Crappers should know about Hulk Hogan’s fantastic, timeless album “Hulk Rules”. Trust me when I tell you it’s a good album- I own it and listen to it every day! (Well, okay more like once every 3 months.. but it’s still awesome). Anyway, it features songs like this touching tribute to… some kid who died… called “Hulkster In Heaven”: Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: This Goldberg toy really sucks… to your window!

7 Submitted by on Mon, 12 May 2014, 02:00
From the often imitated, never duplicated WCW Worldwide blog, here’s a Bill Goldberg Window Crasher suction cup window decoration for your car. I love how he’s holding up a sign like Wile E. Coyote after he’s ran off a cliff, just before he realizes what’s happened and gravity sends him plummeting down thousands of feet. This thing reminds me of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Linda Hogan wrote an autobiography- for what audience?!

18 Submitted by on Sat, 10 May 2014, 02:00
Linda Hogan wrote a book. Let me repeat that- Linda Hogan wrote a book. “About what?!” you maybe asking yourself. Well, apparently it’s a book about herself, and her time being married to Hulk Hogan. You know, Hulk Hogan- the guy she had recently divorced so she could shack up with some (much) younger guy just before she published this book. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan is A True Champion in this storybook

4 Submitted by on Thu, 08 May 2014, 15:00
Crapper Brian writes: While looking up information about the Disney Adventures Magazine with Hulk Hogan, I stumbled upon this little gem. I’m not 100% if this was just for Hogan because one of the listings has Big Boss Man, Ultimate Warrior, Mr. Perfect, Barbarian, and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan It’s a picture book titled “A True Champion (An Adventure with Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan is on the cover of Disney Adventures- and he’s not alone!

15 Submitted by on Wed, 07 May 2014, 02:00
If you’re of a certain age, you probably used to read Disney Adventures Magazine in the 90’s. Here’s the August 1991 issue with Hulk Hogan holding a dinosaurs head the cover and it says “Dinosaurs And Hulk!”. If you’re like me, you’re asking “What in the name of Barry O are they talking about?!” Well, since I don’t have this Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: You can appear with The Undertaker or Bret Hart in a cheesy photo

8 Submitted by on Sun, 04 May 2014, 02:00
  Crapper Louis Izzo writes: A few months ago, I sent in pictures from an issue of WWF Magazine, Summer of 1993, which advertised a weird plaque of WrestleMania IX that would have your name in the marquee. I couldn’t imagine anyone spending money on such an odd looking piece of merchandise, but then I saw this in the November Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: When you hear this song, Linda McMahon is coming to spice things up!

5 Submitted by on Sat, 03 May 2014, 02:00
You may know this song as the WrestleMania song from WrestleMania: The Album (buy your copy today!), but true wrestling fans know that if you take out the vocals and all the sound clips, it magically becomes Linda McMahon’s theme song! Thus ensuring that if you hear this instrumental, you’re sure to be in for some fine robotic “emoting” and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Talking Sting Mug

6 Submitted by on Fri, 02 May 2014, 02:00
Bryan (who runs the awesome WCW Worldwide blog) found this goofy WCW Talking Sting Mug (?!). Here’s what he wrote about it on the blog entry: Featuring classic Stinger quips like “UGHHH…” and “I’ll be back”!! Yeah, that just about sums it up. I guess when Sting isn’t threatening the NWO, or  constipated, he’s impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger? This is one of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Nasty Boys know how to look tough in their own t-shirt

8 Submitted by on Wed, 30 April 2014, 02:00
Another gem from the WCW Worldwide Blog, it’s an early 90’s WCW Nasty Boys t-shirt. Because nothing says “Dangerous, street-tough punks” like an acid-washed t-shirt. This shirt would go perfect with some vintage early 90’s acid-washed jeans and a jean jacket. Oh yeah, and a mullet. Then you’ll be all set to conquer Nastyville in style!...
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Someone Bought This: The Giant Gonzalez Hasbro figure is amazing and it can be yours!

20 Submitted by on Thu, 24 April 2014, 05:26
I stumbled upon this Giant Gonzalez Hasbro figure on Amazon. Here’s a picture of the Amazon listing: Several things crossed my mind immediately when I found this wonderful figure: 1. Someone (and possibly several people) at Hasbro and WWE said amongst themselves “Yes! That Giant Gonzalez guy is really going to connect with the kids! We must strike while the iron Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Astro Boy, Kinnikuman, Mickey and Donald on cool New Japan shirts!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 21 April 2014, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Thought the Hello Kitty New Japan shirt was something? Check this shirt featuring Tetsuya Naito being managed by none other than Astro Boy. Also here’s a T-shirt for last year’s G1 Climax featuring Kinnikuman whose toyline was brought to the US twice under the name M.U.S.C.L.E in the 1980s and later “Ultimate Muscle” in 2002. And Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A WCW Pen

11 Submitted by on Fri, 18 April 2014, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: At least it is better than the cologne WCW hocked And look who made the pen… “PARKER!” I wonder if this is the same pen Eric Bischoff used to sign all those useless loafs to bloated guaranteed contracts? Or maybe it’s the one Jamie Kellner used to sign the papers to remove WCW from the Turner Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Barry Howoritz customized Hasbro figure is the greatest figure ever!

20 Submitted by on Wed, 16 April 2014, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman found this custom Barry Horowitz Hasbro figure and writes: and you thought Mr. Horowitz only had that infamous tshirt Yes! Awesome! You Crappers know I’m the biggest Barry Booster there is! Barry Horowitz is the greatest enhancement talent ever! I would have so bought this if it was a real Hasbro figure. And I’d have proudly put Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: No Holds Barred on every home video format!

13 Submitted by on Sun, 13 April 2014, 21:10
Crapper John Silva submitted this to The WrestleCrap Facebook page and wrote: Hey RD and Blade! How’s THIS for Someone Bought This? This is my favorite movie of all time and now I officially own EVERY US RELEASE of this movie. From Left to Right: VHS, Blu-Ray, Laserdisc, DVD, and Beta. The Beta has mold sadly, so I’m still on Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Ultimate Warrior fights a giant snail so you’ll buy a Ford!

11 Submitted by on Sun, 13 April 2014, 13:00
In 1987 The Ultimate Warrior (then known as “The Dingo Warrior” in World Class Championship Wrestling) appeared in a series of commercials for “Westway Ford” which is a Ford car dealership in Texas that is still in business to this day. It’s “Snail Damage III”? So they’ve had a problem with snail damage at least twice before? What happened?! There just Continue Reading...
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