Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

It Came From YouTube: Jesse “The Body” Ventura sings (kinda) in “The Body Rules” music video

1 Submitted by on Sat, 23 March 2013, 19:55
This is the music video for Jesse “The Body” Ventura’s obscure 1984 single “The Body Rules”. Yes, this came out a year before The Wrestling Album! It’s Jesse Ventura essentially rapping (I don’t know what else to call it- I hesitate to call it “singing”) over some really bland guitar riffs. Here’s what the picture disc single looks like. It’s actually kind of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth wedding photos

5 Submitted by on Fri, 22 March 2013, 00:00
  Crappers, we need your help with those photos! ZeeDeevel7 sent in this set of promotional photos from the “wedding” of The Macho Man Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth from SummerSlam 91. Boy, they really went all out in promoting this “wedding”, didn’t they? He does not know where they came from or how he got them. Does anyone know Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Breakable window and wall wrestling figure playset

8 Submitted by on Thu, 21 March 2013, 00:00
I’m sure many of you Crappers remembers the classic moment when Shawn Michaels super-kicked Marty Jannetty and then tossed him through The Barber Shop window, right? Now you too can re-create that memorable moment any time you want with this Breakable Window And Wall Playset from WrestlingSuperStore.com!   I love it! I mean, how cool is that? WWE and Hasbro totally Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Von Erich Brothers’ “Pizza Inn” commercial

5 Submitted by on Wed, 20 March 2013, 00:00
The Von Erich Brothers aren’t just Wrestling Experts- they’re Pizza Experts, too! Unfortunately, what they aren’t are Acting Experts. This commercial makes me want four things really bad: 1. Awesome 80′s feathered hair 2. A nifty polo shirt. 3. Some of those tasty-looking blueberry muffins. 4. A time machine so I can go back in time to take advantage of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Kerry Von Erich Puzzle

15 Submitted by on Tue, 19 March 2013, 09:00
From Fellow Crapper Casey Carr: “Oh man is this ever gay: I “heart” Kerry Von Erich black & white puzzle. It has 1985 on it. As you can see all peices are there and it will remain together for shipping. 10×13″ RD: I like the fact that they are keeping the pieces together for shipping. I guess they figure someone dumb Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Overpriced WrestleMania 29 folding chair

4 Submitted by on Mon, 18 March 2013, 20:12
Kmart has the nerve to sell this WWE WrestleMania 29 folding chair featuring the WrestleMania 29 logo, and The Rock, Brock Lesnar, and John Cena’s faces for $129.99! Even as a collectable piece, that’s a crazy asking price. But wait! Right now you can get it for “just” $79.99 if you buy $30 worth of (already overpriced) WWE merchandise at Kmart. What a deal! Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Jake “The Snake” Roberts warns against doing drugs

2 Submitted by on Sat, 16 March 2013, 20:24
This is an anti-drug Public Service Announcement ad featuring Jake “The Snake” Roberts that ran in WWF Magazine in the early 90′s. Oh, the sweet, delicious irony… I know the ad is from before Jake started having his drug and alcohol issues but the mere fact that it exists reminds me of a bit from Denis Leary’s* stand-up routine from Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Jumpin’ Jammerz Footed Pajamas for adults

4 Submitted by on Thu, 14 March 2013, 00:00
Remember those one-piece pajamas with the feet that you’d wear as a toddler? Well, now they make them for adults, too. They call them “Jumpin’ Jammerz”. And they have several WWE-themed ones including John Cena, Rey Mysterio, and The Rock. I’m sure they’re very comfortable and keep you warm at night. I’d be willing to look like a complete idiot Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Sleeping Bag

2 Submitted by on Wed, 13 March 2013, 13:27
Fellow WrestleCrap contributor Shane aka RamboHomerMcFly sent in this picture of his WWF Sleeping Bag and writes: The sleeping bag in question is in storage but I found this pic online that’s exactly like mine. it’s a small bag; I fit in it perfectly when i was 7. I’ve had it for 28 years, I think, I think and it’s still Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Alex Wright toy car

6 Submitted by on Mon, 11 March 2013, 21:28
Oh boy, it’s a WCW Alex Wright toy car! Really, how much crossover could there be between Alex Wright fans, racing fans, and toy car collectors? That’s a pretty specific demographic they’re targeting with this thing. This is more like the kind of toy your Grandma or Aunt whom you only see once a year buys you for Christmas because Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Scott Steiner’s Freak Tunes: The Big Poppa Pump Soundtrack

6 Submitted by on Mon, 11 March 2013, 00:00
  When I first spotted this Scott Steiner “Freak Tunes” CD on Amazon my head filled with glorious visions of Scott in a cheap, ill-fitting rented tuxedo with that stupid chain-mail thing on his head, singing/screaming a song like Glo-Worm to a cheesy Karaoke background track at an airport in the middle of nowhere. How fantastic would that have been? I Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: 14″ Edge

9 Submitted by on Thu, 28 February 2013, 09:00
14″ (Well Endowed) Edge Figure Blade: I’m sure that most Crappers have at one time in their life owned a wrestling action figure. But what’s a fan to do if Jakks decides to never make one of your favorite wrestler? Well, then it’s time to break out the clay and paint and customize one. For instance, RD has a custom-made Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF/WWE “With Authority!” online collectable card game

9 Submitted by on Wed, 27 February 2013, 15:59
This is the WWF/WWE “With Authority!” online collectable card game which came out in 2001. Here’s what the official website looked like in the Spring of 2001.  Apparently the game wasn’t popular enough to stay around more than a few years but a small core group of fans are still playing it. I guess the concept sounds like fun, but… I Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Dave Batista Cereal

3 Submitted by on Tue, 26 February 2013, 09:00
Batista Cereals Com Chocolate! Mark Cardoso writes: “From Azores, Portugal comes the WWE Batista Flakes. A cereal some unknown that Big Dave himself chuckled at it when I brought it to him to be autographed.”   RD: “Dave may be laughing, but as for myself, I am somewhat scarred, perhaps irreparably and for life. After all, is it just me, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: John Cena Silly Bandz

2 Submitted by on Fri, 22 February 2013, 04:35
  Here are some John Cena Silly Bandz. Loyal Crapper Chris Morgan writes: John Cena Silly Bandz make sense. Kids love John Cena. Kids love things than transform. So why wouldn’t they enjoy these cheap plastic bracelets, even if one of them looks a lot like the Chevrolet logo. However, what is interesting is the Amazon page I found these Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Stone Cold Phone

11 Submitted by on Fri, 15 February 2013, 09:00
Stone Cold Phone Coming to you from the WWF’s Attitude Era merchandise oversaturation machine, The Stone Cold Phone! Now you too can reach out and touch someone with the can of whoop ass you could open up on family, friends and bill collectors. “How do I know I didn’t pay $11.95 for Cheeks and Thong’s Up in Stroke on the Continue Reading...
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