Category Archives: Rants

You know, the area where we just complain like ninnies about things no one could possibly care about.

Jameson Answers…..The Count of 10!

13 Submitted by on Sun, 01 December 2013, 12:07
Here at the WrestleCrap Count of 10, a series of ten questions are posed to a wrestling personality, past or present.   In this edition, WrestleCrap is honored to interview the man behind one of our own inductees. Improvisational actor John DiGiacomo first surfaced in World Wrestling Entertainment in the late 1980s as Jameson Winger, a socially-inept geek who became Continue Reading...
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The Count of 10: “The Product” David Starr

2 Submitted by on Fri, 25 October 2013, 14:47
Here at WrestleCrap’s Count of 10, irreverent reporter Justin Henry asks ten questions of varying weight to professional wrestling’s finest stars of the past, present, and future.   He’s arrogant, but with plenty of reason to be. “The Product” David Starr is only 22 years of age, and he’s already making waves in the wrestling biz. An accomplished amateur wrestler Continue Reading...
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Newz: Ken Shamrock, The World’s Most Desperate Man?

15 Submitted by on Fri, 11 October 2013, 14:45
 Photo Credit: prommanow.com If the Ultimate Fighting Championship had been as well-marketed and popular in the mid nineties as it is today, Ken Shamrock would be a star on the level of Rampage Jackson, Jon Jones, and Anderson Silva. Sadly, Shamrock was a star in the days of UFC when future ‘Duck-Duck-Palin’ winner/loser John McCain called the sport, “human cockfighting,” Continue Reading...
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NEWS: Well, He IS a Freebird, but What’s Her Excuse?

9 Submitted by on Thu, 10 October 2013, 00:47
  In the category of things that make ya go, “blerrghargghahrgh”, former Major League Wrestling owner-turned-WWE writer Court Bauer is alleging that longtime company staffer/freelance wedding singer Michael Hayes is currently off the road for allegedly supplying a troubled Rosa Mendes with grampy’s old cough medicine. Gotta thank David Kocotos for compiling this timeline of allegations that would make Maury Continue Reading...
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Newz: WWE being given golden broom, to honor the way in which crippler voldemort was swept under the rug

10 Submitted by on Tue, 08 October 2013, 13:44
  I’ve never liked the idea that, as a society, we get awards for being sensible and responsible. So WWE’s getting an award for the way in which it’s combated the concussion issue within their organization, though the source says “Major Award.” If it’s not a stocking-clad leg lamp delivered in a crate that says “fra-gee-lay”, I’ll be sorely disappointed. Continue Reading...
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NEWZ: According to Nipple H, Big Duthdee Committed a Pay-Win-Don’t

10 Submitted by on Thu, 03 October 2013, 13:12
  So Stephanie’s upset, apparently. It seems as though the “Bullada Wooooooods”, Dusty Rhodes, cut her off with an improvisational offering Monday night during the hard sell for the Battleground six man tag. Stephanie’s anger would seem to stem from not being able to deliver her pre-planned, well-crafted, linguistically-orgasmic line (so they’d have you believe). Seems to be part of Continue Reading...
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NEWZ: Doc Brown Ventura vs. The US Government, Part Million (Electric Boogillion)

7 Submitted by on Wed, 02 October 2013, 12:53
“NOW WAITAMINNIT MCMAHON! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT OUR GOVERNMENT HAS OUR BEST INTERESTS IN MIND, AND WE SHOULD KEEP PONYING UP?! HAH! THEY WON’T DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT THEIR CITIZENS, BUT I’LL BET THEY KEEP HULK HOGAN’S PALM GREASED! THAT’S RIGHT, THE IMMORTAL PUKESTER, CHUMP HOGAN, AND HIS CORRUPT BUDDIES LIKE JACK TUNNEY ARE GETTING FAT OFF OUR Continue Reading...
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NEWZ: 364 Days Until We Induct Los Matadores

48 Submitted by on Tue, 01 October 2013, 15:24
  Unless RD gives us permission to waive that pesky ‘one-year’ rule. Tito Santana’s rolling around his grave. Well, actually, he’s not dead, and it’s not a grave, but he can roll around in the pit WWE dug to hold all of the cash Susan G. Komen’s forking over for their part in the ‘pinkwashing’ campaign. I’d say the very Continue Reading...
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