WWF, Early 90′s Hey, did you hear? WWE is coming out with yet another collection of entrance themes. WWE: The Music Volume 853 will feature the theme music of Randy Orton, John Cena, and a bunch of scrubs who will no doubt be let go by the time the disc makes to Best Buy shelves. But even as horribly generic Continue Reading...
Category Archives: Inductions
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I’m trapped in a plane. Well, I call it trapped. I’m 6’5″, rolling in economy, crammed against a window that has offered me a couple hours of sleep on this 8 hour flight. The night before? Oh, I was up fixing a server that died on me while I was out of town. Got no, and I mean zero, sleep. Continue Reading...
Classic Induction: Phantasio – Fruit Pie Was a Better Magician!
12 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 01 April 2013, 09:11WWF, Mid 90′s Quick note from RD Reynolds: This one is a true blast from the past, one of the original inductions I ever wrote. Seems only appropriate that we post it here on our anniversary! Once again we travel back to the majesty of the mid 90′s WWF, where it seemed that every worker had a part time job. Continue Reading...
Induction: The Wrestlemania X Ladder Match: Hardware Heaven ’94
23 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Mon, 01 April 2013, 00:00A guest post written by Art0Donnell’s cousin, KofiJ0hnson WWF, 1994 Wrestlemania is supposed to be the biggest and best event of the year in the world of wrestling, but what happens when Vince McMahon runs out of exciting ideas and instead decides to build title matches around household items? The answer: the ladder match. Razor Ramon and Shawn Michaels had Continue Reading...
Classic Induction: WrestleMania Video Game Video – Featuring Bret Hart, Video Game Technician
12 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Fri, 29 March 2013, 11:00Acclaim Video Release, Mid 1990′s The initial release of the Sony Playstation saw a lot of great games hit in a very short period of time. There were originals like Twisted Metal and Warhawk, excellent ports like Rayman, and arcade classics like Ridge Racer and Tekken. Shortly after the PSOne’s debut, Midway released a conversion of its Mortal Kombat style Continue Reading...
Induction: Frank Trigg vs. AJ Styles: You can’t spell “suMMArily awful” without “MMA”
16 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 28 March 2013, 20:00Many people who aren’t wrestling fans are incapable of seeing the appeal of watching people pretend to beat each other up. This has always baffled me, since most all television, even so-called “reality” TV, is scripted. Anyone who has ever enjoyed fiction in any genre or medium knows the advantages of scripted entertainment and storytelling. When the action is written Continue Reading...
Classic Induction: WrestleMania Instant Replay Debate – WHOA Now Gentlemen!
4 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 28 March 2013, 11:00WWF, 1991 WrestleMania. Just five syllables, yet a lifetime of memories if you are a wrestling fan. So many awesome matches, so many unforgettable moments. Who will ever forget Hogan slamming Andre? Or Steve Austin vs. Bret Hart? Or the tearful reunion of Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth? As funny as it may sound, none of those are the WrestleMania Continue Reading...
Classic Induction: HHH vs. The Ultimate Warrior – The Match Hunter Wants You to Forget!
10 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 25 March 2013, 09:00WWF, Wrestlemania XII t seems that a week never goes by in which I don’t rag on Triple H. Facts are facts: I just flatout don’t like the guy. Call me biased, I really don’t care. I just find him dull to the extreme, and unworthy of the insane push he inevitably gets. I will say this, however: I completely Continue Reading...
Classic Induction: Big Show vs. Akebono – Yes, Big Show in a THONG
9 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Fri, 22 March 2013, 11:00WWF, 2005 Maybe it’s just me, but I thought this past weekend’s showdown between the Big Show and Floyd “Money” Mayweather was just about perfect. Sure, you could argue from a smarkish point of view that WWE allowing one of their biggest (literally and figuratively) stars to be KO’d by a welterweight boxer, but come on – that was a Continue Reading...
Classic Induction: WrestleMania 9 – It Just Doesn’t Get Much Crappier Than This!
28 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 21 March 2013, 10:15WWF, 1993 Photos Courtesy Jeff Cohen Ahhh, Wrestlemania. Truly it is the day around which every mark’s life revolves, our own personal Christmas present that WWE allows us to open for just $49.95. Throughout its twenty-year history, the event has played host to countless great matches, unforgettable angles, and shocking happenings that we will all remember for the rest of Continue Reading...