Category Archives: Classic Inductions

Inductions of years past, pulled from the archives!

Classic Induction: The San Francisco 49er Match

3 Submitted by on Sun, 03 February 2013, 09:00
WCW, 2000  Text by Triple Kelly Vince Russo. Much like “Nosferatu”, just the name alone is enough to strike terror into the hearts of men, and whip wrestling fans into a blind HULK SMASH rage (…not like Nosferatu). I’m sure most of you already know the story but I’ll give you the paraphrased annotated Triple Kelly version. Eric Bischoff has a Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Mr. America: The Solution to All of Terry Bollea’s Problems!

10 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 10:00
WWE, 2003  Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve no doubt heard that your friend and mine, Hulk Hogan, has been having some issues in his personal life. First his son Nick was in a horrible car wreck that left a young man paralyzed, with his family no doubt preparing to file a major lawsuit. Not long after that, Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Mordecai: Your Friendly Sword Swinging Yankee Candle Sales Rep

9 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2013, 10:00
WWE, 2004 Don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned it before, but wrestling and religion don’t mix. No, wait. That’s a total lie. I know I’ve mentioned it before. In fact, I may have even begun a previous induction with the exact same line. Not only that, but we even had a list of at least ten different wrestling/religion flops in The Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: The Jesse Ventura Story: Never Let the Truth Get in the Way of a Good Story

7 Submitted by on Fri, 25 January 2013, 10:00
Made For TV Movie, 1999 Of all the shocking events that have transpired in wrestling over the past few years, none have grabbed the mainstream media’s attention like Jesse Ventura’s rise in politics. Obviously with good reason – while us smarks like to get all worked up about the closing of WCW or the various deaths that have been associated Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Michelle McCool Loves Life: Happiness is Apparently a Pair of Shorts Jammed in Your Rectum. Who Knew?

14 Submitted by on Tue, 22 January 2013, 12:10
WWE, 2007 This may be a first. I’m not sure I’ve ever inducted something for the sheer reason of being nothing more than totally and completely pointless. What I am about to write about wasn’t neccessarily bad. It wasn’t offensive. It didn’t hurt business. It didn’t make me want to shove my fist through the screen. Those are generally the Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: The Ken Patera Story: Can You Blame Him? Dude Was Hungry!

10 Submitted by on Sat, 19 January 2013, 08:00
WWF, 1986 So ever since we posted our goofball video response to Damien Demento, I’ve been innundated with emails about The Ken Patera Story, the “book” I was enjoying when Mr. Braxton so rudely interrupted me. After weeks of putting it off, after inducting everything from “Gator” Scott Hall to Triple H’s Dinner with Mantaur, I can put it off no Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Braden Walker: Extreme Master of the Knock Knock Joke!

4 Submitted by on Mon, 14 January 2013, 22:52
WWE-ECW, 2008 Text by Triple Kelly with RD Reynolds Special thanks to Shawn Cain for his help on this induction Note from RD Reynolds: Before I hand things over to K-Cubed, I need to say a few words about today’s induction. As most of you know, prior to starting WrestleCrap.com, I worked the independent wrestling circuit in Indianapolis and the surrounding area. During Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Bill Kazmaier: World’s Strongest Man, Take 47

8 Submitted by on Sun, 13 January 2013, 08:32
WCW, Early 90′s I’ve written before on this here site about the legacy of wrestling’s “strongest men”. In fact, when the site first launched way back in the stone ages, one of the original inductions was that of the Pony’s wearing slab of muscle known as Ted Arcidi. It’s funny, because when I happened upon footage of today’s inductee, Bill Continue Reading...
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